Dear Son [Pic]

Submitted by: UncleBallSak 1 year ago Funny

A short and to the point letter from Mom.
There are 30 comments:
Female 5
Modest mom is modest.
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Male 2,545
@slut_etta

where the hell have you been the last month?
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Female 4,086
repost.
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Male 1,292
i feel worse about myself for destroying your logic, and calling you an non-nice individual.

stop being a narcissist, by being all positive about your negativity.
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Male 711
`I also didnt call you a bad person but if you think people see you that way, you might want to talk to a therapist.

work on your logic, then on your head. non-nice individual.

(now i called you a bad person, cause you seem to be, if you assume that people with narrow views have to be bad people, thats a narrow view you have of yourself.)

stop being so negative.`

I`m a horrible and incredibly negative person. I`m so bad that mere interaction with me can make anyone feel better and more confident about themselves. That is my gift to the world.
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Female 688
This was on here a few months ago, wasn`t it. Seen this before I have. Bored, yes I am. Site helping my boredom, not.
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Male 1,292
how is an over liberal mother who wants to prove how liberal she is by staging this in which to share it the simplest explanation you can think of.

mom didnt want to talk about jerkin it with son, wrote letter, bro took pic. <-super simple.

I also didnt call you a bad person but if you think people see you that way, you might want to talk to a therapist.

work on your logic, then on your head. non-nice individual.

(now i called you a bad person, cause you seem to be, if you assume that people with narrow views have to be bad people, thats a narrow view you have of yourself.)

stop being so negative.
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Male 2,675
"burping the worm? lol."

shellac the shillelagh?

http://www.dribbleglass.com/ subpages/euphemisms.htm
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Male 711
`or @RandomNoun the older brother found it first and took a pic of it, or the son found it and had a laugh at it, or one of the sons friends found it, or other explanations neither of us have thought of. but keep your views as narrow as possible, the world needs more of that.`

Occam`s razor and all that. If you think that makes me narrow-minded and a bad person then, well, I`ll just have to go somewhere and cry for a bit (that being the most likely outcome of my reading your comment).
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Male 820
"Where does the date miss Michigan one come from?"
I assume it has something to do with Michigan being shaped like a glove.
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Male 4,594
Something tells me that mom gets moist when she thinks about dudes masturbating.
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Male 56
How`s this horrible? There are worse ways to address the elephant in the room. (There`s a trunk pun somewhere in there...)
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Male 3,472
Dear Mom,
The fragrance of the lotion reminds, and helps with my Freudian fantasy of visiting wenst I came, in order to come.
Love,
your lil` jerk-off
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Male 1,292
or @RandomNoun the older brother found it first and took a pic of it, or the son found it and had a laugh at it, or one of the sons friends found it, or other explanations neither of us have thought of. but keep your views as narrow as possible, the world needs more of that.
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Male 14,775
CVS generic? Seriously?

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Male 711
This is either fake, or it`s from one of those horrible modern women who do something like this and circulate the evidence to prove how liberal a parent they are (generally at the child`s expense).
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Male 46
Dear mom,
Thank you for the KY knockoff. I`m sure it will treat me just as nicely as your Jurgens. I will rest well knowing that your "elbows" and "knees" will be adequately moisturized.

To circumvent further letters of this nature please find enclosed a "back massager" so you can "flick the bean," " double click the mouse," "rub one in," or whatever the old folks call it.

Love,
Your screwed up son
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Male 2,332
Mum sounds like a cnut.
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Female 4,349
burping the worm? lol.
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Male 15,832
[quote]The dangers of burping the worm. [/quote]
The dangers of growing up without a father. :-(
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Male 2,675
The dangers of burping the worm.

Wow, she even tied a ribbon on it.
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Male 5,608
Dear mom,
What was in your fortune cookie...?
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Male 4,431
Nah, he was ready to go again by the time he left her room. :-)
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Male 1,382
fake
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Male 768
I probably would of killed myself if my mum caught me.
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Male 13,624
He will never whack the smacker again
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Male 3,081
it used to be called stabbing the kitten when i was a lad. Where does the date miss Michigan one come from?
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Male 392
So now everytime he uses lube(everytime he beats it) he`s gonna think of his mother
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Male 2,085
That is drated up.
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Male 124
Link: Dear Son [Pic] [Rate Link] - A short and to the point letter from Mom.
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