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Date: 06/01/15 02:06 PM

30 Responses to Dear Son [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of UncleBallSak
    UncleBallSak Male 60-69
    124 posts
    June 1, 2014 at 8:47 am
    Link: Dear Son - A short and to the point letter from Mom.
  2. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2080 posts
    June 1, 2014 at 2:30 pm
    That is drated up.
  3. Profile photo of Naitsirhc88
    Naitsirhc88 Male 18-29
    392 posts
    June 1, 2014 at 2:39 pm
    So now everytime he uses lube(everytime he beats it) he`s gonna think of his mother
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    June 1, 2014 at 3:19 pm
    it used to be called stabbing the kitten when i was a lad. Where does the date miss Michigan one come from?
  5. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 1, 2014 at 3:39 pm
    He will never whack the smacker again
  6. Profile photo of SethDog
    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    June 1, 2014 at 3:51 pm
    I probably would of killed myself if my mum caught me.
  7. Profile photo of Daegog
    Daegog Male 30-39
    1359 posts
    June 1, 2014 at 4:02 pm
    fake
  8. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    June 1, 2014 at 4:33 pm
    Nah, he was ready to go again by the time he left her room. :-)
  9. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    June 1, 2014 at 4:41 pm
    Dear mom,
    What was in your fortune cookie...?
  10. Profile photo of Runemang
    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    June 1, 2014 at 6:30 pm
    The dangers of burping the worm.

    Wow, she even tied a ribbon on it.
  11. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 1, 2014 at 10:48 pm
    The dangers of burping the worm.
    The dangers of growing up without a father. :-(
  12. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    June 1, 2014 at 10:58 pm
    burping the worm? lol.
  13. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    June 1, 2014 at 11:19 pm
    Mum sounds like a cnut.
  14. Profile photo of Cheezwizz82
    Cheezwizz82 Male 30-39
    46 posts
    June 2, 2014 at 1:19 am
    Dear mom,
    Thank you for the KY knockoff. I`m sure it will treat me just as nicely as your Jurgens. I will rest well knowing that your "elbows" and "knees" will be adequately moisturized.

    To circumvent further letters of this nature please find enclosed a "back massager" so you can "flick the bean," " double click the mouse," "rub one in," or whatever the old folks call it.

    Love,
    Your screwed up son
  15. Profile photo of RandomNoun
    RandomNoun Male 18-29
    705 posts
    June 2, 2014 at 2:54 am
    This is either fake, or it`s from one of those horrible modern women who do something like this and circulate the evidence to prove how liberal a parent they are (generally at the child`s expense).
  16. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    June 2, 2014 at 4:48 am
    CVS generic? Seriously?

  17. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    June 2, 2014 at 6:37 am
    or @RandomNoun the older brother found it first and took a pic of it, or the son found it and had a laugh at it, or one of the sons friends found it, or other explanations neither of us have thought of. but keep your views as narrow as possible, the world needs more of that.
  18. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3446 posts
    June 2, 2014 at 6:40 am
    Dear Mom,
    The fragrance of the lotion reminds, and helps with my Freudian fantasy of visiting wenst I came, in order to come.
    Love,
    your lil` jerk-off
  19. Profile photo of masmas
    masmas Male 30-39
    56 posts
    June 2, 2014 at 7:34 am
    How`s this horrible? There are worse ways to address the elephant in the room. (There`s a trunk pun somewhere in there...)
  20. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 2, 2014 at 8:20 am
    Something tells me that mom gets moist when she thinks about dudes masturbating.
  21. Profile photo of Denogginizer
    Denogginizer Male 30-39
    821 posts
    June 2, 2014 at 10:30 am
    "Where does the date miss Michigan one come from?"
    I assume it has something to do with Michigan being shaped like a glove.
  22. Profile photo of RandomNoun
    RandomNoun Male 18-29
    705 posts
    June 2, 2014 at 11:17 am
    `or @RandomNoun the older brother found it first and took a pic of it, or the son found it and had a laugh at it, or one of the sons friends found it, or other explanations neither of us have thought of. but keep your views as narrow as possible, the world needs more of that.`

    Occam`s razor and all that. If you think that makes me narrow-minded and a bad person then, well, I`ll just have to go somewhere and cry for a bit (that being the most likely outcome of my reading your comment).
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    June 2, 2014 at 2:32 pm
    "burping the worm? lol."

    shellac the shillelagh?

    http://www.dribbleglass.com/ subpages/euphemisms.htm
  24. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    June 2, 2014 at 7:20 pm
    how is an over liberal mother who wants to prove how liberal she is by staging this in which to share it the simplest explanation you can think of.

    mom didnt want to talk about jerkin it with son, wrote letter, bro took pic. <-super simple.

    I also didnt call you a bad person but if you think people see you that way, you might want to talk to a therapist.

    work on your logic, then on your head. non-nice individual.

    (now i called you a bad person, cause you seem to be, if you assume that people with narrow views have to be bad people, thats a narrow view you have of yourself.)

    stop being so negative.
  25. Profile photo of maggierose78
    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    June 2, 2014 at 7:47 pm
    This was on here a few months ago, wasn`t it. Seen this before I have. Bored, yes I am. Site helping my boredom, not.
  26. Profile photo of RandomNoun
    RandomNoun Male 18-29
    705 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 3:28 am
    `I also didnt call you a bad person but if you think people see you that way, you might want to talk to a therapist.

    work on your logic, then on your head. non-nice individual.

    (now i called you a bad person, cause you seem to be, if you assume that people with narrow views have to be bad people, thats a narrow view you have of yourself.)

    stop being so negative.`

    I`m a horrible and incredibly negative person. I`m so bad that mere interaction with me can make anyone feel better and more confident about themselves. That is my gift to the world.
  27. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    June 3, 2014 at 4:42 pm
    i feel worse about myself for destroying your logic, and calling you an non-nice individual.

    stop being a narcissist, by being all positive about your negativity.
  28. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    June 1, 2015 at 5:02 pm
    repost.
  29. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2399 posts
    June 1, 2015 at 8:24 pm
    @slut_etta

    where the hell have you been the last month?
  30. Profile photo of GoldenToast
    GoldenToast Female 13-17
    5 posts
    June 2, 2015 at 11:56 am
    Modest mom is modest.

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