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Brown Bears Give Oral [Pic]

Add one more creature to the list of animals known to engage in oral sex.It seems that everyone (and every animal) is getting on the kinky bandwagon. First it was whales having a menage trois, then it was cunnilingus in bats, and now we have fellating bears. This article reports the behaviors of two healthy male bears that were raised together at a sanctuary for brown bears in Kuterevo, Croatia. The authors speculate that the oral sex started as a nursing behavior, and the bears kept doing it because, well, it felt good. Can you blame them?A pair of male brown bears living in captivity in a sanctuary in Croatia have been observed engaging in fellatio regularly over the six years they were studied, report researchers in the journal Zoo Biology. In fact, the researchers go into considerable detailsuffice it to say that fellatio looks in bears much like it does in humans, tends to take a few minutes, and happens several times a day, reports Discover. The researchers also noted that, over the course of 100-plus hours of observation, one bear was always the one to both initiate and perform the sex act on the other. They say it”s the first time fellatio has been observed between bears living in “proper conditions.”

In their study they write that “in solitary species … sexually stimulating behaviors that are not linked to reproduction … are more enigmatic, and possibly indicative of something abnormal.” But the researchers have a theory that might explain the behavior: They wonder if both bears being orphaned at a young age might play a role, since other orphaned bears have been observed sucking their own or their sibling”s paws, ears, and other body parts in an apparent attempt to self soothe. As unusual as the behavior may be in bears, they are not alone in the animal kingdom: Bonobos, female cheetahs and lions, and Chinese fruit bats have all been observed performing oral sex, reports LiveScience.

Grizzly makes cellmate his bitch

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Date: 06/18/15 10:38 AM

14 Responses to Brown Bears Give Oral [Pic]

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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    June 18, 2014 at 7:31 am
    Link: Brown Bears Give Oral - Grizzly makes cellmate his bitch
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    June 18, 2014 at 10:50 am
    I don`t think I`d trust a bear with my junk, even if I were a bear.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
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    June 18, 2014 at 11:09 am
    or cheetahs, or lions...
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
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    June 18, 2014 at 11:12 am
    researchers observed over 100 hours of bear porn. and they got paid for it.

    now that`s a scam i`d like to get in on!
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    Torq Male 40-49
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    June 18, 2014 at 11:18 am
    That`s a sin! Those bears need to get right wit jezuz!
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    broizfam Male 60-69
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    June 18, 2014 at 11:27 am
    "That`s a sin! Those bears need to get right wit jezuz!"

    Send them to Texas for anti-gay counselling!
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    normalfreak2 Male 18-29
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    June 18, 2014 at 12:30 pm
    I don`t know what constitutes as genes possibly causing males to be wired like females and vice versa which leads to the attractions. I don`t see why that`s not plausible. I wouldn`t be shocked when we finally find it that being gay is Biological.
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    dljudo92 Male 18-29
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    June 18, 2014 at 1:56 pm
    Hope he doesn`t accidentally bite
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    June 18, 2014 at 2:26 pm
    @normalfreak2: The sex-urge is biological. The where it goes and with whom is learned (one way or another).

    Question: #1 Are there female bears of breeding age in the same pen as these two?

    Also #2 they were orphaned at a young age? Were they raised by other bears or by humans after that?

    Not trying to start an argument, and too lazy to go read the report :-P
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    June 18, 2014 at 4:28 pm
    Gay bears - Awesome!
    need to be sporting bearkinis and a freak flag!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    June 18, 2014 at 4:30 pm
    @OldOllie
    Just gotta bear with it dude and hope it dont get grizzly ... ahem...
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    broizfam Male 60-69
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    June 18, 2014 at 5:07 pm
    @ferdyfred,
    Keep going!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    June 18, 2014 at 7:28 pm
    @ferdyfred: Bearkinis? Everyone knows they swim... BEAR naked!
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
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    June 19, 2014 at 12:18 am
    Well that`s amazing.
    After millions of years of evolution, humans find out that they did not invent oral sex.

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