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Date: 06/05/15 02:02 PM

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    June 5, 2014 at 10:38 am
    Link: 33 Funny Facebook Moments - Facebook idiocy at it`s finest.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2679 posts
    June 5, 2014 at 2:09 pm
    "You know what would be fun? I should play the ice cream truck song out of my stereo, then watch the faces of disappointed children run out to the street seeing nothing there."

    The quote, "Some men just want to watch the world burn." has never seemed more appropriate.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    June 5, 2014 at 2:18 pm

    Cows.
    They`re taking over EVERYTHING!!!
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    June 5, 2014 at 2:22 pm
    Before I read Romeo and Juliet, I was expecting a romance story. I didn`t realise it was a brutal tragedy of abject despair and suicide. Odd that it`s become such a prevailing image of love. All the more so since it would be classed as child porn in many countries if it wasn`t for art exemptions.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    June 5, 2014 at 2:23 pm
    Cows.
    They`re taking over EVERYTHING!!!

    Cows kill more people than sharks. It`s a quiet but deadly conquest!
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    June 5, 2014 at 2:54 pm
    "...a brutal tragedy of abject despair and suicide..."
    I haven`t ready it but, I have a hypothesis about it (from play after ect...)
    I suspect what we have in modern time is an abridgment of abridgments and the original play was:
    Mercutio(gay) is in love with Romeo(bi) and the cows begins when Rome dumps Merc for Julie.
    Then, the plot is Merc irrationally tries to re-ignite a blood-feud hoping Rome will come back to him to stop it, since their childhood friendship seemed to stop a feud previously.

    "Cows kill more people than sharks."
    Yeah, f*ck those cows... WAIT!!! THAT`S NOT WHAT I ME-!!!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    June 5, 2014 at 3:10 pm
    Some awesome sayings here
    The cow one killed me!!!
    damn cows killing all and sundry, while the allied troops are in affygannystan be bugger
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4711 posts
    June 5, 2014 at 4:20 pm

    CodeJockey -

    You must have a very active, and possibly disturbing imagination.

    Your comments never cease to intrigue, baffle, and outright confuse me.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    June 5, 2014 at 4:26 pm
    "Cows kill more people than sharks"
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    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    June 5, 2014 at 6:24 pm
    In what world was a B-25 targeted by a surface to air missile?!?!?
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    June 5, 2014 at 7:08 pm
    "intrigue, baffle, and outright confuse me."
    It`s like crappy cinema or 2001 movie: Sometimes a thing is so f*cked up, people will mistake it for art...
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    jops360 Male 30-39
    689 posts
    June 5, 2014 at 8:11 pm
    cant get over the one about making love to music. im going to get a standing ovation tonight.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4711 posts
    June 5, 2014 at 9:39 pm

    CodeJockey -

    So, your name is Art...or A. Thing?

    I have a feeling that professor X would regret meeting you. Anyways, I enjoy a good riddle, keep it up!
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    ArgusTuft Male 50-59
    1190 posts
    June 6, 2014 at 2:07 am
    @xavroche. Who`s to say it wasn`t launched from a Sopwith Camel?
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    June 6, 2014 at 2:55 am
    @Argus No no no, you idiot. B-25s were American, so it would have been one of the Kaiser`s Zeppelins firing a Sidewinder at it.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    June 6, 2014 at 3:36 am
    "...a feeling that professor X would regret meeting you..."

    "AAAAAARRRRRGH!!! GOD-DAMMIT!!! WHY IS THAT IN THERE?!!!"

    The movie, "2001:A Space Odyssey," is regarded as a great film. The truth is people were so confused about it, sometimes unknowingly, they mistook it as "art." It`s bad but, it`s based on a great story.

    Example:
    -The first sequence: 10 minutes of black screen and music (to hold the audience`s attention.)
    -Second, 26 minutes of ape-men fighting over an easily shared pool of water. 3/4 through, an obelisk appears near an ape-man.
    What the audience thinks: "Oh! Aliens came and influenced evolution!"
    What they are supposed to think (after the film ends:) "Hey! The black screen was an obelisk watching us!"

    No one gets it because most people are sane...
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    Johanvb Male 40-49
    496 posts
    June 6, 2014 at 4:09 am
    @jops360

    I didn`t know they performed the intro to `the little engine that could` live.
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    Zghost Male 13-17
    152 posts
    June 6, 2014 at 7:40 am
    Most of these aren`t idiocy, some are pretty clever

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