Greek Woman Hates Russell Crowe`s Noah

Submitted by: Servo355 1 year ago in Entertainment

<---Servo355"s mom hated Noah, PLUS A COMMERCIAL FOR IAB (The IAB ad is great. That guy needs to be our mascot - Kitteh)
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Male 2,097
There was a flood when the Mediterranean opened up at Gibraltar. There were however no gods, rock monsters or pairs of animals. Just an old fart in a raft.
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Male 14,835
BASED ON SCIENCE?!? Bible derp. There was never any flood in actual real life.
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Male 37,826
My (adopted) Mother is a Greek/French Canadian! lolz! I know a lot about Greece. Used to be a vibrant Greek community here in Winnipeg.

Good for you @Servo355! IAB Original Content deserves a 4.0!

@AGit: You are correct. But "clean" just means "proper for Humans to eat" not sinful or anything, OK?

There`s TWO stories which suggest ALL humans come from incest: Eden and Noah. THAT alarms me a LOT!!

The IAB Commercial: VERY good indeed!! Nicely done boys!
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Male 1,692
Servo355 I totally understand where you get your neurotic flair from... Remember a strong opinion is only human based on what our parents taught them, I love the respect you show your mom.
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Male 1,377
I liked the slightly crazed IAB guy. Nice casting.
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Male 995
Actually, patchouly, it wasn`t two of each animal. Of the "clean beast" it was by sevens, 14 of each, as well as the fowls of the air. Of the beasts that are not clean (but also created by God, quite weird, that...) those were by pairs. I don`t know if that means that some of the pairs were used to feed the other, seeing that there were carnivores on board. Noah must have collected loads of plants to feed the herbivores too, I`d imagine that he`d need enough to feed all and more to plant later, as the ground would be soggy. Good job he was 600 years old, to have enough time to do all that, going around the whole planet picking up every bloody species and taking them back so they could all live in a 44589.86m3 wooden boat.
The whole story is hilarious, completely ridiculous, one of my favourites. How any sane person can believe that is beyond me.
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Male 189
You don`t know what it means to me to hear that you liked my IAB commercial. I`ve been an avid IAB follower for over a decade. Maybe I`ll come up with more.
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Male 3,322
You have no problem accepting a story that the entire Earth was flooded, and that only one family survived on a boat and took two of every animal along to repopulate the Earth. But you can accept the mountains of scientific evidence that proves the Earth is over 4 billion years old and that live got to where it is today through evolution.

I bet you also believe someone could be swallowed by a whale and live in their stomach without being digested for several days before being spit out.
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Male 4,746
The real story? LOL! Hard to believe that there are still people on this planet that think you can fit two of everything into a boat. It was one thing when people`s knowledge of the number of animals etc. was limited to their local area. It`s another entirely when we are now aware of millions of species.
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Male 189
Link: Greek Woman Hates Russell Crowe`s Noah [Rate Link] - <---Servo355`s mom hated Noah, PLUS A COMMERCIAL FOR IAB (The IAB ad is great. That guy needs to be our mascot - Kitteh)
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