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Date: 05/28/15 06:08 AM

10 Responses to Greek Woman Hates Russell Crowe`s Noah

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    Servo355 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    May 28, 2014 at 5:10 am
    Link: Greek Woman Hates Russell Crowe`s Noah - <---Servo355`s mom hated Noah, PLUS A COMMERCIAL FOR IAB (The IAB ad is great. That guy needs to be our mascot - Kitteh)
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    May 28, 2014 at 6:35 am
    The real story? LOL! Hard to believe that there are still people on this planet that think you can fit two of everything into a boat. It was one thing when people`s knowledge of the number of animals etc. was limited to their local area. It`s another entirely when we are now aware of millions of species.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    May 28, 2014 at 6:42 am
    You have no problem accepting a story that the entire Earth was flooded, and that only one family survived on a boat and took two of every animal along to repopulate the Earth. But you can accept the mountains of scientific evidence that proves the Earth is over 4 billion years old and that live got to where it is today through evolution.

    I bet you also believe someone could be swallowed by a whale and live in their stomach without being digested for several days before being spit out.
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    Servo355 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    May 28, 2014 at 8:05 am
    You don`t know what it means to me to hear that you liked my IAB commercial. I`ve been an avid IAB follower for over a decade. Maybe I`ll come up with more.
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    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    May 28, 2014 at 8:31 am
    Actually, patchouly, it wasn`t two of each animal. Of the "clean beast" it was by sevens, 14 of each, as well as the fowls of the air. Of the beasts that are not clean (but also created by God, quite weird, that...) those were by pairs. I don`t know if that means that some of the pairs were used to feed the other, seeing that there were carnivores on board. Noah must have collected loads of plants to feed the herbivores too, I`d imagine that he`d need enough to feed all and more to plant later, as the ground would be soggy. Good job he was 600 years old, to have enough time to do all that, going around the whole planet picking up every bloody species and taking them back so they could all live in a 44589.86m3 wooden boat.
    The whole story is hilarious, completely ridiculous, one of my favourites. How any sane person can believe that is beyond me.
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    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    May 28, 2014 at 10:01 am
    I liked the slightly crazed IAB guy. Nice casting.
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    llaa Male 30-39
    1664 posts
    May 28, 2014 at 4:40 pm
    Servo355 I totally understand where you get your neurotic flair from... Remember a strong opinion is only human based on what our parents taught them, I love the respect you show your mom.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33077 posts
    May 28, 2014 at 9:27 pm
    My (adopted) Mother is a Greek/French Canadian! lolz! I know a lot about Greece. Used to be a vibrant Greek community here in Winnipeg.

    Good for you @Servo355! IAB Original Content deserves a 4.0!

    @AGit: You are correct. But "clean" just means "proper for Humans to eat" not sinful or anything, OK?

    There`s TWO stories which suggest ALL humans come from incest: Eden and Noah. THAT alarms me a LOT!!

    The IAB Commercial: VERY good indeed!! Nicely done boys!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    May 29, 2014 at 9:44 pm
    BASED ON SCIENCE?!? Bible derp. There was never any flood in actual real life.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    May 28, 2015 at 7:19 am
    There was a flood when the Mediterranean opened up at Gibraltar. There were however no gods, rock monsters or pairs of animals. Just an old fart in a raft.

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