Brit Slang [Pic+]

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Male 801
B*llocks can also be used to describe something good. When something is `the dogs b*llocks`, it is of the utmost of quality.
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Male 12,365
[quote]So that means the mockney twat celebrity cook is saying "nice tit" when he starts off on "lovely jubbley"?[/quote]

He probably isn`t. I`ve never heard "jubblies" used that way. Perhaps it`s obsolete slang.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Man, in the US "fanny" is just a non-rude way of saying butt. That could lead to some awkward conversations between Brits and Americans.[/quote]

Someone from the USA who I used to know told me about that happening to her. She`d been out on a horse for much of the day and said to them "I`ve been riding all day and my fanny is sore."
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Male 12,365
These aren`t all slang. Antenatal, for example, isn`t slang. It`s the normal, formal word, i.e. not slang. The fact that English English has some different words to American English doesn`t mean that English English is slang. If you`re going to class one form of English as official English and any differences as slang, then English English would be the official English because it`s the English English for which English is named.

Pants refers to underpants for people in general, not just for women. Y-fronts are a particular type of underpants for men (they have Y-shaped stitching on the front), not men`s undergarments in general.

One oddity not shown on this list - while "bollocks" means something that is rubbish (often as a dismissal of something someone else has said - they`re talking bollocks), "dog`s bollocks" means something that is extremely good, the best thing of its type. I`ve no idea why there are such different meanings.
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Male 7,774
@davymid, bingo wings are the dangly bits of skin at the backs of a womans arms.
Another one I liked for anus was tea-towel holder.
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Male 1,253
So that means the mockney twat celebrity cook is saying "nice tit" when he starts off on "lovely jubbley"?
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Male 12,138
[quote]Man, in the US "fanny" is just a non-rude way of saying butt. That could lead to some awkward conversations between Brits and Americans.[/quote]
I was in Universal Studios one time, in a theatre full of Brit tourists. Anyways, the announcer came on the mic and asked everyone to check under their seats because someone in the previous audience had left their fanny pack. Much hilarity ensued.

Also, the closest I ever came to getting murdered was (genuinely forgetting where I was) asking a dude in a sports bar in Oklahoma if I could bum a fag. Both true stories.
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Female 8,174
Looks like a pit bull in a wig --( just picture it and you get the gist).. Pants are NOT the same thing here- imagine my shock when I heard about the pantless subway rides. Then I realised they were wearing pants...Bint though is not that nasty- it is usually quite affectionate.
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Male 1,106
Man, in the US "fanny" is just a non-rude way of saying butt. That could lead to some awkward conversations between Brits and Americans.
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Male 1,106
My word, these are awesome. Many of them are so visually descriptive and make me laugh out loud. "Balloon Knot."
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Male 108
When I first moved to England, I remember being a bit confused the first time my buddies said we should go out and try to pull some girls. But not nearly as confused as when they ribbed me and then laughingly explained that they were just taking the piss...
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Male 4,593
davymid, "G-Rope", that`s some funny sh*t right there.
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Male 12,138
Excellent compilation. Some of my personal favourites:

G-Rope: A G-String worn by a fat lass.
Fanny like a Melted Welly Top: A particularly large and fulsome quim, akin to the top of a rubber boot that`s been left next to a heater for too long.
Bingo wings: The back-tits on a larger member of the fairer sex.
A Face like a Bulldog Chewing a Wasp: Descriptive of the visage of a particularly uncomely lady.
Japanese Fighter Pilot: The action of being in the final throes of having a wank, joystick firmly gripped in hand while squinting.
McSh*t with Lies: Going in to a McDonalds for a poo, and when challenged by the staff that the toilet is for customers only, promising to buy something when you`re done using the facilities.
Arse like a Brake Light: The state of one`s ringpiece the next day after a particularly hot curry the previous night.
Not Farting with Confidence: See Arse like a Brake Light, above.

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Female 8,174
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