Good help is so hard to find.
It”s also like a million bucks… and having a job I love… or being successful… now I”m depressed. Thanks sex.
Replace them with nothing and you sell chicken chapeaus at this location.
Don”t lie. You thought it was Bieber too.
It works great! I”m on it – I lose 2 weeks a month and can”t remember my name. Wait who are you?
When Einstein becomes EinFINE.
Trying to explain to my boyfriend that I want to expand my horizons in the bedroom.
So true. Unless you have teenagers.
The steaks have never been higher…
What if you are ridiculously boring?
*singing* Anticipation, anticipation, is keeping me waiting.
That”s the evilest thing I can imagine. Pure genius.
“Who do you have to maul to get a beer around here?” – Bear
No, no, no. It”s your brain that makes you care. Alcohol disables that, so there you have it. Win/win.
I need more lipstick. STAT!
Fear and Loathing in your bedroom (on your bedspread, ew)
Move the dictionary, take the drugs yourself. Higher learning.
Works for me everytime.
We need to make this happen.
SO MUCH WORSE THAN THE SHOCKER!
I-A-B Friday bonus Meme AND lesson for the day: The sooner you learn this the better!
Sorry about all the booze references this morning, but it is Friday, & weekends were invented so you could drink… lots