20 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes Of All Time [Pix]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago in Entertainment



Cameron Diaz



Mariah Carey



Alicia Silverstone



Britney Spears



Mike Tyson



Sarah Jessica Parker



Brooke Shields



Keanu Reeves



Jean Claude Van Damme



Tara Reid



Arnold Schwarzenegger



Dennis Rodman



Tom Cruise



Snooki



Paula Abdul



Lady Gaga



John Mayer



Jessica Simpson



James Franco



R. Kelly


Good thing we pay them to look good and not to think... Shhhh, stars be quiet now, you"re just spreading the stupid.
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There are 21 comments:
Male 671
@Ollie, I meant that in addition to what you said that they can be two separate statements, they are also perfectly fine being connected together. However you want to look at that quote, it works.

@HiEv, I was wandering through a `tolerance festival` sort of thing (attached to a museum I was visiting) and there were people there from about two dozen different religions - really different, not different sects. They even had `laughing yoga` people there. There was also a stand with atheists (I am one also). But the thing that struck me about the scientologists was that out of all of the religions there, it was only scientology which doesn`t even pretend like they help people fallen on hard times. They don`t do charity work, and you can`t get far unless you pay them.
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Female 1
All funny.
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Male 907
You forgot about the one who thought whale sharks meant that a whale and a shark had sex. Glad she never heard of cat fish or crab apples.
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Male 15,832
@barry9 I believe you misconstrued my post. I was criticizing the critic who criticized the quote. The two quoted sentences make perfect sense.
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Male 1,240
The Jessica Simpson one is totally legit, though. And totally stupid.

http://youtu.be/k2h72aXVP8o
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Male 621
That said, I was expecting some Jayden Smith ("If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth."), Sherri Shepherd ("I don`t know [if the Earth is flat]. I never thought about it."), Jenny McCarthy (any of her numerous "vaccines cause autism" quotes), or the like.

Most of these are jokes, slips of the tongue, complete BS, or just not particularly dumb compared to those kinds of statements.
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Male 621
Draculya: "Only smart quote was from the Scientologist."

You attempting to win dumbest IAB poster quote of all time?

I know a lot of these quotes are bogus, out of context, misread, or intentional jokes, but I`m familiar with Tom Cruise`s quote. And he literally meant "only a Scientologist could help" regarding any accident he drives by. Seriously.

This is the same guy who thinks using any chemicals to deal with mental imbalances is a worldwide conspiracy, and what you actually need to do is hold two empty soup cans attached to an electrical conductivity detector while telling a "trained" Scientologist every dirty thing you ever did in your life while they record it. This is to free your body of the souls of ancient aliens.

THAT is why he thinks only Scientologists can help.

If you still think that his was a "smart quote", then I can only guess you don`t want their recordings of you ever getting out.
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Male 2,158
At least Keanu is honest.
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Male 1,801
Once I read the second quote about Mariah Carey wanting to be skinny, I didn`t bother reading the rest because Mariah never said that so none of the other quotes can be trusted to be true without researching every one. Snopes
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Male 671
Ollie, alcohol is a recreational drug anyway. The quote is fine as it stands.

As for Keanu, he may not be the brightest, but he`s a drating awesome human.
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Male 15,832
[quote]I`ve never been drunk in my life. I don`t use recreational drugs.[/quote]
Apparently, whoever wrote this has never heard of using two separate sentences to make two statements.

Also, Mariah Carey never said the 2nd one.

Finally, Keanu Reeves is smarter than the rest of them put together.
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Male 12,138
I think Drac might win this thread.
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Male 15,339
Only smart quote was from the Scientologist. WTF?

BTW, I`d be happy to take your creativity through your arsehole. After all, that`s where all your music comes from.
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Male 1,239
[quote]Where`s Will Smiths Kid?[/quote]
Not enough space on a one page article.
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Female 595
@Ferdy
Alcohol is still considered a drug, and it is done recreationally, so it is essentially a recreational drug. However, I think she`s lying out her hoo-ha about never doing it. And Lady Gaga is talking metaphorically.
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Male 7,031

What, no Kanye West?
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[quote]I`ve never been drunk in my life. I don`t use recreational drugs.[/quote]

that actually makes sense. even if you dont think alcohol is a recreational drug, they`re independent thoughts.
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Male 820
Where`s Will Smiths Kid?
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Male 13,630
@KitFox
You get drunk with beer, spirits etc.
drugs etc get you high
Just saying .....
As for lady Ga Ga - if your that worried -
take it up the ass
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Female 595
I think Paula Abdul`s and Lady Gaga`s are perfectly legit.
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Female 8,043
Link: 20 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes Of All Time [Pix] [Rate Link] - Good thing we pay them to look good and not to think... Shhhh, stars be quiet now, you`re just spreading the stupid.
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