Where Is My Shrimp? [Pic]

Submitted by: 1234 3 years ago in Weird

Everyone has limits! Bang my Mom AND eat all my f*cking shrimp? You SOB.
There are 13 comments:
Female 6,381
Smoked oysters and little clams are fine in cans. Not shrimps. X-P
0
Reply
Male 2,675
We have vending machines at work with a few sea food things here and there ...

Two things that just do not go with "seafood" in my opinion ... "can of" or "vending machine".

Add to that the recently acquired knowledge that some imitation seafood is actually "boneless pork rectums"
0
Reply
Male 729
So... no one has cooked Thai?
0
Reply
Male 8,447
Runemang-[quote]Glad I wasn`t the only one more concerned about "can of shrimp" being a thing than about the crime. [/quote]
I honestly had no idea that shrimp in a can existed.

One of the benefits of living on the Gulf is most often I buy shrimp directly off the boat. Can`t get much fresher than that.

Other times I`ll buy it on ice from a market.

Would NEVER buy it frozen.
0
Reply
Male 613
Musta been Bubba Gump shrimp.
0
Reply
Male 2,675
Glad I wasn`t the only one more concerned about "can of shrimp" being a thing than about the crime.
0
Reply
Male 8,447
Listy just had to do it.

For the halibut!
0
Reply
Male 8,447
"Can"? "Of shrimp"???

Please tell me there is no such thing.
0
Reply
Male 977
@Listy you win brother, nothing can beat that comment!
0
Reply
Male 7,774
Oh Listy.
0
Reply
Male 3,147
He`ll find religion in prison and become a prawn again Christian.

Or it may just make him even more crabby if other inmates are also shelfish with their food. Let`s hope he doesn`t try to krill again.

Whelk, I`d best go and let someone else mussel in on the seafood puns now.
0
Reply
Male 13,630
B astard - I would do the same - well if I liked tinned shrimp that is
0
Reply
Male 809
Link: Where Is My Shrimp? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Everyone has limits! Bang my Mom AND eat all my f*cking shrimp? You SOB.
0
Reply