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Date: 05/02/14 10:42 AM

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  1. Profile photo of SweepOfDeath
    SweepOfDeath Male 18-29
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    May 2, 2014 at 9:56 am
    Link: Said No One Ever - Not sure... is that blasphemy or heresy?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 2, 2014 at 10:54 am
    It`s a "fair cop"...

    Sarcastocy?
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    Denogginizer Male 30-39
    821 posts
    May 2, 2014 at 10:58 am
    Yeah, more Atheist fapping.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    May 2, 2014 at 11:00 am
    I love the smell of butt-hurt religious dumbasses in the morning.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14626 posts
    May 2, 2014 at 11:01 am
    Yup, best use for a bible is preventing table wobble.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
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    May 2, 2014 at 11:13 am

    "I`m coming, Elizabeth!"
  7. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
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    May 2, 2014 at 11:14 am
    "Not sure... is that blasphemy or heresy?"

    Examples to clear things up for you:

    Jesus can go suck my meat popsicle = Blasphemy

    According to Testament III (the new New Testament and only truly enlightened word of God), Jesus sucked my meat popsicle = Heresy
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    May 2, 2014 at 11:31 am
    Sounds about right.
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    normalfreak2 Male 18-29
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    May 2, 2014 at 11:47 am
    Faith is a fickle mistress and a clever liar.
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
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    May 2, 2014 at 11:48 am
    @BoredFrank Making false claims doesn`t hurt anyone`s butt. Just makes you feel better about yourself.
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    bophus Male 30-39
    474 posts
    May 2, 2014 at 12:07 pm
    @Jake_Justus

    i lol`d not sure a lot of people will get that joke here.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
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    May 2, 2014 at 12:48 pm
    @bophus, nope,went straight over my head.
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
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    May 2, 2014 at 12:54 pm
    funny
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    747Pilot Male 18-29
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    May 2, 2014 at 1:48 pm

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    spanz Male 50-59
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    May 2, 2014 at 2:03 pm
    well screw you, and the satan worshiping science cult you beamed in on
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
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    May 2, 2014 at 2:30 pm

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    BlackHaze Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 2, 2014 at 4:52 pm
    @747pilot
    Well it must be true if Einstein said it!
    Just because some smart people had a brain defect as well, doesn`t mean you can use it as an argument.
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    747Pilot Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    May 2, 2014 at 5:09 pm
    BlackHaze: fyi are unique tools
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    BlackHaze Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 2, 2014 at 5:24 pm
    @747Pilot
    I think you might`ve forgotten a few words (either that or I`m getting quite dense ;)
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    llaa Male 30-39
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    May 2, 2014 at 5:55 pm

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    Xprez Male 30-39
    676 posts
    May 2, 2014 at 6:00 pm
    If you ask any scientist that`s worth a crap, they will tell you that God possibly exists because he can`t be disproved.
    Instead of being parrots, research on your own about science and that they admittedly don`t understand singularity and most things taken as "unproven" scientific fact.
    Agreeing with someone smart doesn`t inherently make you smart. Most don`t understand that.
  22. Profile photo of 747Pilot
    747Pilot Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    May 2, 2014 at 8:09 pm
    science and religion, unique tools for unique jobs; both very beneficial. one to help us understand the natural, and the other help us understand the supernatural.
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    May 2, 2014 at 8:12 pm
    "If you ask any scientist that`s worth a crap, they will tell you that God possibly exists because he can`t be disproved. "

    As well as, leprechauns, invisible pink unicorns, monsters that disappear when you try to look at them, and the fact that the universe was just created right now and everything before that was an implanted memory...oh wait...that`s retarded. God is not a worthy answer to the universe. In fact, your God is very small compared to how I see the universe. He`s nothing but an anthropomorphized insult to the universe itself.
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    enolamron Male 18-29
    197 posts
    May 2, 2014 at 8:51 pm
    @Sprinx - Damn, dude...well worded. I so often feel bad for religious people; it seems to me that they are totally missing how awesome life and the universe are. No, we were (almost definitely) not created by a God, and that is awesome. We weren`t put here, we developed through awesome, complex, beautiful scientific actions and movements, brought on by the mysterious forces of science, which we still don`t fully understand. We are all made of enriched star guts, as Neil DeGrasse Tyson says. Anyone who wants to throw away these amazing and beautiful facts, and instead believe some dude just wanted the world to be here and put it here, is missing what I truly think is the most awe-inspiring part of life. Their beliefs are simply ignorant of amazing facts, but I can`t help but just feel sorry for `believers.` Anyway, sorry for ranting - I haven`t logged in in at least 6 months, but this? This is an important topic.
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    enolamron Male 18-29
    197 posts
    May 2, 2014 at 8:51 pm
    Woops, that was supposed to be @SPrink7. Sorry!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    May 2, 2014 at 10:09 pm
    "If you ask any scientist that`s worth a crap, they will tell you that God possibly exists because he can`t be disproved."

    The probability that there is a god substantially as envisaged by Christians is under a googolminex. Yet Christians say "Derp, scientists haven`t disproved it." Christians haven`t proved that the Holy Trinity isn`t a collection of polyps in Satan`s rectum. If you have to prove something that doesn`t jive with all of the science in the world, you`d better bring something better than the most infinitesimally small probability that you`re not wrong.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2353 posts
    May 3, 2014 at 12:09 am
    Does reality exist? What dimension is this? Does my phone have coverage here?
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    May 3, 2014 at 12:22 am
    I hate morons so busy and concerned with the "Next" life that they are royally fcking up this one for everybody else.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    May 3, 2014 at 1:35 am
    747 Pilot, If you`re going to quote Einstein`s views on religion, why not go with this one?

    ""The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this."

    In another he called all religions childish superstitions. Just because he said things like God doesn`t play dice etc. doesn`t mean he believed in him.
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    747Pilot Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2014 at 5:14 am
    Listypoos: not trying to quote einsteins views on religion, just what he said about science and religion, "Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind", which is correct.
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    12chars Male 18-29
    906 posts
    May 3, 2014 at 5:26 am
    Somehow I don`t think Einstein would have used the word `lame`.


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    RandomNoun Male 18-29
    706 posts
    May 3, 2014 at 6:27 am
    Do You Think The People Who Capitalise All Of Their Words Just Assume That The People Who Don`t Are Just Really Lazy When It Comes To Using The Shift Key?
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    BlackHaze Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 3, 2014 at 7:54 am
    @12chars
    I think it`s meant as in "lame duck", not "lame party". Also, Einstein wasn`t English, so the original quote might`ve been in German (just theorising here).

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