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Britain`s Oldest Prostitutes [Pic]

Britain”s Oldest Prostitute? 85 Year Old Stars In New Documentary: My Granny The EscortTraditional pastimes for grandmothers include gardening, baking, having coffee mornings with friends and supplying their grandchildren with endless cuddles.

But one group of older womenaren”t prepared to slow down anytime soon.

85-year-old Sheila, 64-year-old Beverley and 57-year-old Sophie are three of Britain”s “mature escorts” – older women who choose to sell sex from hotel rooms and their homes – and all completely legally.


The trio star in new Channel 4 documentary My Granny The Escort, which is due to air next week.

Shot by 33-year-old documentary filmmaker Charlie Russell, the programme shows these women enjoying their new profession while they see male clients of all ages – sometimes as young as 20.

Sheila Vogel-Coupe – who goes by the name Grand Dame Cecilia Bird on the websiteMature Courtesansand earns 250 an hour – has been happily married twice but outlived both of her husbands.

She toldMetro why she decided to become an escort four years ago. “The most important reason is because I love sex. Even thinking about it makes me feel better.

It doesnt just begin with sex, there is companionship too. I have been on my own for nine years and I do get lonely. I love the companionship of gentlemen. I really have no inhibitions.”

Speaking about her younger clients – Sheila has slept with men 60 years her junior – she said: “They see something about me. It is a nice feeling.

“Often men call me up and say, Will you please go on talking because you are turning me on. I know I am very, very sexy.”


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The film questions how an escort”s lifestyle can co-exist with their family life and their role as aparentand grandparent.

As a mother of three, grandmother of three and great-grandmother of two, Sheila said that her profession has created rifts in her family.

“They wanted me to promise I would never do it again, but I told them to stuff it,” she said.

The documentary also gets an insight into the life of Beverley – who has been escorting from her quiet suburban home for the last 25 years having been left penniless by her ex-husband.

In the film, Beverley says never judges her clients – no matter how strange their requests are and over the years theres nothing she hasnt been asked to do.

But in the 25 years Beverley been working, she has not had one normal relationship.



The third protagonist, Sophie, has recently moved to an isolated rural community to work full time as a mature escort having turned her back on her former life as a conventional mother of two.



My Granny The Escort airs on C4 on Thursday, 29th May at 10pm.


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Date: 05/21/14 10:42 AM

18 Responses to Britain`s Oldest Prostitutes [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    May 21, 2014 at 9:12 am
    Link: Britain`s Oldest Prostitutes - GILF?
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7555 posts
    May 21, 2014 at 11:13 am
    Good for them, and why not if they are enjoying the work.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    May 21, 2014 at 11:34 am

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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    May 21, 2014 at 12:41 pm
    Customer: I`m sorry I can`t do this.... I don`t want to offend you but down there stinks a bit.

    Granny Prostitute: Sorry, it`s my arthritis

    Customer: You can`t get arthritis in your pu**y.

    Granny Prostitute: I know, it`s in my shoulder. I can`t wipe my arse properly.
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    ArgusTuft Male 50-59
    1211 posts
    May 21, 2014 at 1:49 pm
    @listy. It`s 6 in the morning. Drat you! Pmsl. I`m out on the deck having coffee and a smoke and I`m sure my neighbors think I`m having a breakdown.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7738 posts
    May 21, 2014 at 3:45 pm
    @paddy215, hopefully that will be lost on our transatlantic cousins.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 21, 2014 at 3:48 pm
    Yup, waiting for pmarren,
    now there`s a man who is handy with a `tap`
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 21, 2014 at 3:50 pm
    For all you yanks who have no clue about Wayne Rooney
    Google wayne rooney - granny
    My job is done here
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    durdikkimeng Male 50-59
    748 posts
    May 21, 2014 at 4:55 pm
    Well,Channel 4 or C4 here is mostly full of poo and a waste of space.
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2157 posts
    May 21, 2014 at 7:21 pm
    well Beverly sure has some interesting kitchen decor. Maybe it`s a new salt shaker or something?
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    May 21, 2014 at 8:44 pm
    "Good for them, and why not if they are enjoying the work."

    Nobody in their right mind wants a post-menopausal pussy.
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    May 21, 2014 at 10:10 pm
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 21, 2014 at 11:01 pm
    Two words: removable teeth.
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    Daegog Male 30-39
    1359 posts
    May 22, 2014 at 12:26 am
    hmmm.. I guess its a fetish thing. Or they have the only 3 legal hooker passes in the UK.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 22, 2014 at 7:09 am
    Why dont people see the experience factor here... they could have some moves and maybe a new hip or ... idk anything. I guess its something to add to the list
  16. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    May 22, 2014 at 11:52 am
    Well I guess if they`ve got parkison`s disease it may make for an energetic wank.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    May 22, 2014 at 12:03 pm
    Mind you, at their age they`re not going to be exactly tight are they? You`d probably have to shove your coat up their arse just to take in the slack.
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    Zismo Male 18-29
    1050 posts
    May 24, 2014 at 7:53 pm
    Beverley looks hot.

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