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Date: 04/09/14 12:54 PM

11 Responses to Woman Calls Cops To Complain About Her Weed [Pic]

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    richanddead Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2014 at 9:09 am
    Link: Woman Calls Cops To Complain About Her Weed - To be fair, she says she was picking out way too many seeds and stems.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4891 posts
    April 9, 2014 at 2:41 pm
    There are a lot of things you can fix but you can`t fix stupid.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    April 9, 2014 at 3:00 pm
    Like stupid drug laws.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 9, 2014 at 3:07 pm
    "...No, I`m not crazy! I heard you people are good at sorting this sh*t out and making brownies. I can`t take all this poppin` and snappin` and sh*t...!"
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    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    April 9, 2014 at 3:50 pm
    I`d say if she called the cops, the weed was probably working really good!
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    April 9, 2014 at 4:12 pm
    lol, the internal monologue for that one would have been funny

    poo this is bad. it`s just seeds

    Maybe I should complain

    To who though? To the po leece of course - this sort of poo is what they`re their for

    hope I spelled `their` right then...even though it`s in my head...or is it? Perhaps I`m saying this out loud but cause I`m on my own I just think it`s in my head..anyhoos..what was I thinking about....oh that`s right..weed. cool..wish I had some but all I have is this residue and seeds.

    I should grow them... I could be a drug kingpin this time next christmas. If I was, and I was earning like a million pounds a month from it then I`d definitely not sell any pooty residue and seeds. Wonder when simpsons is on....where was I? Oh that`s right... I was just about to call the cops to come and sort out this weed dealer. lol, if I say that fast it sounds like he`s a scottish midget.. wee dealer. Wonder if I spelled scottish right..the pol
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    April 9, 2014 at 4:37 pm
    "...she pulled the small amount of pot from her bra..." Why am I not surprised?
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    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    April 9, 2014 at 5:55 pm
    wish more than anything i had some bud right now
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    iamatree Male 18-29
    551 posts
    April 9, 2014 at 8:57 pm
    it couldn`t have been that bad if she was stupid enough to do that
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36847 posts
    April 9, 2014 at 10:36 pm

    Texas ... `nuff said
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    April 10, 2014 at 4:45 am
    Smoke all day nuggah!

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