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Time For A Little Rehabilitation [Pic]

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8. Cirque Lodge, Sundance, Utah $26,000 per month -Located just above a luxurious ski resort, Cirque Lodge provided its services for such grade-A celebs asLindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate Olsen and Kirsten Dunst.

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7. Betty Ford Clinic, Rancho Mirage, California $26,000 per month -As one of the first prominent names in the business, Betty Ford clinic is known for effectively treating celebrities from their addiction struggles. The list of celebrity clients is quite lengthy and includes the likes ofDavid Hasselhoff, Keith Urban, Jerry Lee Lewis, Ozzy Osbourne, Drew Barrymore, Elizabeth Taylor, Johnny Cash and Alice Cooper.

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6. The Meadows, Wickenburg, Arizona $29,000 per month -Featuring a typical Arizona surrounding, the Meadows rehab center helped Tiger Woods kick some of his bad habits.

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5. Promises, Malibu, California $32,000 per month -This luxurious rehab center had quite a few celebrities dropping by, includingLindsay Lohan, Robert Downey Jr, Andy Dick, Charlie Sheen, Matthew Perry, Britney Spears, Ben Affleck and more.

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4. The Dunes, East Hampton, New York $35,000 per month -Featuring a full-on luxurious treatment, the Dunes had no major names from the public limelight dropping by, but still lists a $35,000 per month price.

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3. Silver Hill Hospital, New Canaan, Connecticut $36,000 per month -Cracking the Top 3, Silver Hill Hospital was once a home for the likes ofNick Nolte, Mariah Carey, Billy Joel and Liza Minnelli.

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2. Wonderland, Los Angeles, California $58,000 per month -Funnily enough, this peculiarly-named institution once hosted the late great King of Pop, Mr. Michael Jackson himself. Some other notable figures passing by include Mike Tyson, Lindsay Lohan and Christian Slater.

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1. Passages ,Malibu, California $88,500 per month -What do Mel Gibson, David Hasselhoff and Andy Dick have in common? The most expensive rehab center in the USA…Passages Malibu.

8 of the most expensive rehab centers in the USA. Links included for any of you I-A-Bers that may need it.

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  1. Profile photo of ElectricEye
    ElectricEye Male 50-59
    2729 posts
    April 28, 2014 at 7:44 am
    Link: Time For A Little Rehabilitation - 8 of the most expensive rehab centers in the USA. Links included for any of you I-A-Bers that may need it.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3287 posts
    April 28, 2014 at 11:12 am
    What rehab center has Lohan -not- gone to?
    Excluding The Dunes.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7614 posts
    April 28, 2014 at 11:23 am
    so, um how many rehabs have Lindsay Lohan and the Hoff actually been in?
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
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    April 28, 2014 at 11:30 am
    passages malibu is frequently advertised on local tv. i figured it was pretty expensive, but how exactly are south arkansas rednecks expected to pay 85k for rehab?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 28, 2014 at 11:35 am
    Ya cause most addict have that kind of money to throw around they didn`t spend it all on their addiction... 85k!!! and they have to advertise it!!! I`d say if you can get away with charging that much you`re all set with reputation and don`t need to advertise.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    April 28, 2014 at 8:26 pm
    I bet Lohan has a timeshare that allows her to spend two months a year in a rehab of her choice
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3520 posts
    April 28, 2014 at 9:23 pm
    We had to do an intervention on a family member and we sent them to Father Martin`s Ashley in Maryland. They were super expensive, ($22,000) but they would admit a person whether the family had the money or not. If you couldn`t pay, as long as you could prove it, they would wave the cost. It worked too, I didn`t think anything would, but it did.
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    April 28, 2014 at 11:37 pm
    These kocksuckers from "Passages" actually have the sack to fcking advertise on television out here.
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    LadySatan Female 40-49
    51 posts
    April 29, 2014 at 8:13 am
    New reality TV show for Lindsay Lohan: "Lifestyles of the Rich & drated Up" She tours around the country visiting (or rather re-visiting) all the top hot spots in rehab.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    April 29, 2014 at 10:06 am
    I`ve seen Passages advertise on TV. The place looks like a f*cking resort hotel. Because every addict can afford $88,500 dollars a month to get better.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    April 29, 2014 at 5:50 pm
    There`s a rehab facility around here, called The Abbey, that costs $24,600 a month. The history of the building is pretty interesting. I`d been in there once, when it was still a hotel. It`s very beautiful.
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    cloud879 Male 18-29
    52 posts
    April 30, 2014 at 8:17 am
    Forget these places, its cheaper to be an addict.
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    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    April 30, 2014 at 2:10 pm
    "Boy, detox... $13,000 for three weeks. First of all folks, if you can come up with $13,000, you don`t have a problem yet. You`re not in serious shape yet. S***. Thirteen f***ing grand, yeah that would sober me up. ~ Sam Kinison

    8-) LJ
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    CarlosMi Male 30-39
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    July 2, 2015 at 8:04 am
    These guys shoulda checked out Mountainside. That is one of the top drug addiction treatment centers in the USA Drug Rehab Program

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