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Date: 04/08/14 08:16 AM

13 Responses to The Expert

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    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    April 8, 2014 at 6:09 am
    Link: The Expert - Oh the joy or working with laymen.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    April 8, 2014 at 8:37 am
    Ha ha ha! Love it.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6965 posts
    April 8, 2014 at 8:51 am
    Kinda know the feeling.
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    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    April 8, 2014 at 9:26 am
    "But the toilet and sink fit in my sketch?!" (sigh). Yes, but you weren`t drawing even close to scale, so yes, if you want a toilet the size of your daughters doll potty and a sink that is 6" wide, then sure, they fit.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    April 8, 2014 at 10:53 am
    I am so glad I retired. I used to be in terror of meetings like this. (as the expert) You soon learn to keep quiet and take the money. By the time they have found out that that the job is impossible, you have moved on to get paid by the next set of fools who haven`t got a clue what they want.
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6174 posts
    April 8, 2014 at 2:25 pm
    Been to too many meetings like this. (though, techically, 3 lines can be perpendicular to each other)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    April 8, 2014 at 2:28 pm

    So very very realistic.
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    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    April 8, 2014 at 5:45 pm
    @MeGrendel 3 can orthogonal, not exactly the same since it`s a 2D plane, and 7 isn`t 3
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    liabach Male 40-49
    3242 posts
    April 8, 2014 at 8:21 pm
    This is why i choose to work rather than go to meetings.

    Note: if you draw it with x,y,z coordinates you can do it, with the exception of the color, and maybe the kitten.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14628 posts
    April 8, 2014 at 8:26 pm
    In my company, everyone waits for me to speak, then nods vigorously. It`s creepy.

    BTW, the Chinese bloke sounds Takei
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    Zismo Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    April 8, 2014 at 10:39 pm
    I kept thinking of Obama`s red lines.
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    llaa Male 30-39
    1664 posts
    April 9, 2014 at 6:53 am
    Oof, too realistic. My next thought is, how much are these draters going to cost me?
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    yelloow12 Male 18-29
    372 posts
    April 10, 2014 at 10:16 am
    "Note: if you draw it with x,y,z coordinates you can do it"

    No, no you can`t

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