30 WTF Things Found In Textbooks [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 2 years ago Weird


























































The editing process on textbooks isn"t what you would expect. Is every textbook editor just waiting to wreak havoc?
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Female 9,402
I really need to take my mind off the Horse one, it really is wrong.
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Male 3,605
All cats should be equipped with a parachute, Be handy for getting out of trees, off high shelves, and sneak attacks on the neighbors kids.
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Male 36,410
The kitty one is pure WIN!

The Horse one is just... WRONG!
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Female 65
"So a sperm plus an ovum plus the snot between your fingers equals a baby?

I really don`t understand this "Common Core" method of teaching."

It is actually how one would test for ovulation. You`ll have to look it up.
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Male 14,774
"So a sperm plus an ovum plus the snot between your fingers equals a baby?

I really don`t understand this "Common Core" method of teaching."

That`s how common core students apply the sperm.
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Male 4,594
How`d they get a picture of me helping that poor kitty?

Cats = Suck
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Male 17,512
"Chocolate is proof that God exists."



Hmmmm.
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Male 183
KryptCeeper - thanks for that valuable bit of information, Capt. Obvious.
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Male 1,983
So a sperm plus an ovum plus the snot between your fingers equals a baby?

I really don`t understand this "Common Core" method of teaching.
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Female 7,833
Well, at least it gives the students a giggle..
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Male 33
No wonder kids today are drating stupid.
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Female 688
1) I perfectly understand about the crying after writing a statistics textbook. I felt like crying before, during, and after taking statistics.

2) I completely agree with the book that reads without chocolate life would be impossible. Chocolate is proof that God exists.
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Male 25
The four F`s was not a fail, it was just edited
It was supposed to be
Fighting, Fleeing, Feeding and F*cking
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Male 2,675
Voting is no longer allowed in North Korea to protect the safety of that 1 in 13,000,000 voters who accidentally voted against Kim Jong Il and was subsequently beaten to death with chickens ...

omfg I haven`t laughed that hard in a long time.
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Male 5,608
Look: It is well known that Pippi Longstocking is on par with the Hulk.
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Male 1,106
I wish the editors of any of my text books when I was a kid had included some of this humor. I don`t remember a single funny thing, ever, in school learning.
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Male 5,564
"Nine and five EQUAL thirteen."


(Yeah. I know.)
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Male 3,605

i found a few of those types of stetements in some of my stat books. Just the authors having a bit of fun. :-)
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Male 2,586
lol @ the *Four F`s*

Fighting, fleeing, feeding and...F...(ucking) aka `mating` - I love where that was going
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Male 995
Never seen a WOMBAT (not an Aussie, slightly to my discontent) but I would use it, oldie that I am.
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Female 8,044
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