You”re never too young to hate Mondays…
I didn”t do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can”t prove anything hooman.
Just needs a side of bacon and it”s perfect!
Whoever wrote this must be one of the four…
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in AWWWWWW.
Give a hoot, when you poot?
How Snapping Turtles really got their name.
Then I”m going to take you in the dark alley behind the house… oh was I talking out loud again?
Dammit, I thought I was the creepy naked dude…
Imagine the “Toy Story” they could tell…
Somebody hid my chew bone. I think I know who… SNEAKY HOOMAN!
Something tells me that the person who hates math made this sign too.
A name you can trust???
Hello? Yes this is Doge. Beware the Doge. Big bad Doge.
Can our resident experts chime in on this theory?
You say restraining order, I say long distance relationship.
So how many would you like today, fine sir?
Spiderman has needs too…
This one might take you a second to get. OH. Hahahahaha!
Words to live by…
Dear Monday, I want to break up. I am seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. It”s not me, it”s you. You suck.