20 More Mid-Morning Memes [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 2 years ago Misc




That"s a bad sign...





General Catton





Now who would throw away a perfectly good christian?





Face it. You"re doomed.





But I"m not telling you where.





TV is more fun in Bizarro World





So the jet engine works like a high class call girl?





Facebook mentality at it"s finest.





There is a right way and a wrong way to fall down





NO





Freshly cooked WHAT?!





So true. Nice = boring sucky stories. Be bad.





You know you are a badass when you pick up one guy you are fighting and use him as a weapon against the other guys you are fighting.





Osama Bin hittin the gym son. Damn.





Do self eruptions count????





Cocaine. Not even once.





Just doggy things...





It was bananas!





Breakfast of champions!





Until Friday night... or if someone offered him a free one. Who turns down a free drink?


There is no known cure for mornings. I self medicate with coffee and laughter.... and an occasional valium
There are 14 comments:
Male 108
Kitteh,
Please reconsider. These are definitely the sort of posts that make me read i-a-b.
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Male 3,781
The frog one reminds me of the time Dr. Leary gave a lecture at my 4th grade class and had us sample his new coolaid. The next thing I remember was I graduated.
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Male 86
Hmm, yep, looking at the video from the 2012 Cyanide and Happiness Banana Bar Crawl in Toronto, I`m guessing that`s the one.
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Male 86
The banana thing sounds like someone`s met Cyanide and Happiness Banana Bar Crawl. Or maybe lots of other people are doing banana bar crawls as well, for all I know.
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Male 6,227
Another vote for "Keep `em comin!" You have a knack for these, Kitteh.
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Male 3,949
@kitteh9lives: "pazerlenis, glad that you are liking these. I was thinking about stopping them. Maybe I should reconsider."


I like them, keep them definitely.
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Male 600
It is sad, really, how few people know what cursive is...
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Male 5,568
@kitteh,
Keep posting.
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Male 5,568
An Emergency Room nurse told me she once had a female patient with a complaint of pelvic pain. She asked, "Are you sexually active?" and the woman said "No". When the pregnancy test came back positive she said to the patient, "I thought you said you weren`t sexually active!" Patient`s response? "I`m not. I just kind of lay there."
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Female 8,044
pazerlenis, glad that you are liking these. I was thinking about stopping them. Maybe I should reconsider.
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Male 1,380
I am loving these posts kitteh. This is the kind of stuff that drew me to this site in the first place.
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Male 3,430
@randomxnp, I think it`s because the p looks like an n, and the z`s look like g`s... even though they don`t
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Male 1,293
What`s the problem with the pizzas?

As for the turbine, that sequence also applies to the Otto cycle of a reciprocating engine: induction, compression, power and exhaust strokes, mnemonic "suck, squeeze, bang, blow".
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Female 8,044
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