Rockin' in the free world since 2005.

20 More Mid-Morning Memes [Pic]

That”s a bad sign…

General Catton

Now who would throw away a perfectly good christian?

Face it. You”re doomed.

But I”m not telling you where.

TV is more fun in Bizarro World

So the jet engine works like a high class call girl?

Facebook mentality at it”s finest.

There is a right way and a wrong way to fall down

NO

Freshly cooked WHAT?!

So true. Nice = boring sucky stories. Be bad.

You know you are a badass when you pick up one guy you are fighting and use him as a weapon against the other guys you are fighting.

Osama Bin hittin the gym son. Damn.

Do self eruptions count????

Cocaine. Not even once.

Just doggy things…

It was bananas!

Breakfast of champions!

Until Friday night… or if someone offered him a free one. Who turns down a free drink?

There is no known cure for mornings. I self medicate with coffee and laughter…. and an occasional valium

[Total: 15    Average: 4.6/5]
14 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 5401
Rating: 4.6
Category: Misc
Date: 04/10/14 06:54 AM

14 Responses to 20 More Mid-Morning Memes [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    April 10, 2014 at 5:26 am
    Link: 20 More Mid-Morning Memes - There is no known cure for mornings. I self medicate with coffee and laughter.... and an occasional valium
  2. Profile photo of randomxnp
    randomxnp Male 30-39
    1293 posts
    April 10, 2014 at 7:39 am
    What`s the problem with the pizzas?

    As for the turbine, that sequence also applies to the Otto cycle of a reciprocating engine: induction, compression, power and exhaust strokes, mnemonic "suck, squeeze, bang, blow".
  3. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3145 posts
    April 10, 2014 at 8:38 am
    @randomxnp, I think it`s because the p looks like an n, and the z`s look like g`s... even though they don`t
  4. Profile photo of pazerlenis
    pazerlenis Male 40-49
    1380 posts
    April 10, 2014 at 9:09 am
    I am loving these posts kitteh. This is the kind of stuff that drew me to this site in the first place.
  5. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    April 10, 2014 at 10:59 am
    pazerlenis, glad that you are liking these. I was thinking about stopping them. Maybe I should reconsider.
  6. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    April 10, 2014 at 11:53 am
    An Emergency Room nurse told me she once had a female patient with a complaint of pelvic pain. She asked, "Are you sexually active?" and the woman said "No". When the pregnancy test came back positive she said to the patient, "I thought you said you weren`t sexually active!" Patient`s response? "I`m not. I just kind of lay there."
  7. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    April 10, 2014 at 11:54 am
    @kitteh,
    Keep posting.
  8. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    601 posts
    April 10, 2014 at 12:01 pm
    It is sad, really, how few people know what cursive is...
  9. Profile photo of richanddead
    richanddead Male 18-29
    3318 posts
    April 10, 2014 at 12:33 pm
    @kitteh9lives: "pazerlenis, glad that you are liking these. I was thinking about stopping them. Maybe I should reconsider."


    I like them, keep them definitely.
  10. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 10, 2014 at 1:54 pm
    Another vote for "Keep `em comin!" You have a knack for these, Kitteh.
  11. Profile photo of Immanio
    Immanio Male 18-29
    86 posts
    April 10, 2014 at 2:29 pm
    The banana thing sounds like someone`s met Cyanide and Happiness Banana Bar Crawl. Or maybe lots of other people are doing banana bar crawls as well, for all I know.
  12. Profile photo of Immanio
    Immanio Male 18-29
    86 posts
    April 10, 2014 at 2:36 pm
    Hmm, yep, looking at the video from the 2012 Cyanide and Happiness Banana Bar Crawl in Toronto, I`m guessing that`s the one.
  13. Profile photo of TheZigRat
    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2210 posts
    April 10, 2014 at 6:19 pm
    The frog one reminds me of the time Dr. Leary gave a lecture at my 4th grade class and had us sample his new coolaid. The next thing I remember was I graduated.
  14. Profile photo of BlargBot
    BlargBot Male 30-39
    108 posts
    April 11, 2014 at 7:58 pm
    Kitteh,
    Please reconsider. These are definitely the sort of posts that make me read i-a-b.

Leave a Reply