15 Borderline Creepy Songs About Teen Girls

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago in Entertainment


Somewhere along the way, pop/rock music lost its true calling. Turn on the radio today and all you"ll hear are songs about dancing, drinking and dougie-ing (whatever the hell that is). Back in the day, though, you heard grown-a** men singing semi-creepy songs about the sexual appeal of teenage girls, a.k.a. GOOD MUSIC. Some of these songs were creepier than others... now don"t get me wrong I am a fan, but if you listen to the lyrics you can pick up a faint pedoish/teen stalker theme.



"Seventeen" by Foreigner



The protagonist of this song knows his love is wrong - he just doesn"t care ("They said I was playin" with fire / I knew I had to take a chance"). Foreigner mostly fits in this category for their choice of cover art - a slightly disturbing photo of a terrified looking teen girl sitting on a urinal.



"Young Girl" by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap



Judging by the chorus ("Young girl, get out of my mind / My love for you is way out of line"), the protagonist is at least self-aware. He"s not self-aware enough, however, to not blame the victim for his teen lust ("Beneath your perfume and your make-up / You"re just a baby in disguise / And though you know that it"s wrong to be / Alone with me / That come on look is in your eyes").



"You"re Sixteen, You"re Beautiful (and You"re Mine)" by Johnny Burnette



The only thing better than hooking up with a teenage girl is owning a teenage girl. One question, though: How can a sixteen year old have "lips like strawberry wine"? Shouldn"t they taste more like Capri Sun?



"Vehicle" by Ides of March



"Hey well, I"m a friendly stranger in a black Sedan / Won"t you hop inside my car? / I got pictures, got candy, I"m a lovable man / And I can take you to the nearest star." This one could actually be about a "legal" aged girlfriend, but the candy line does conjure up thoughts of the "vehicle" being a "pedovan". Child abduction has never sounded so... rock n" roll!



"Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen" by Neil Sedaka



Neil Sedaka sort of looks like a creep. Lyrics include, "Tonight"s the night I"ve waited for / Because you"re not a baby anymore / You"ve turned into the prettiest girl I"ve ever seen." Hey...at least he waited, right?!?



"Thank Heaven for Little Girls" by Maurice Chevalier



This song, from the musical "Gigi," describes little girls as having "little eyes so helpless and appealing." Not sure if this one belongs on the list...



"Sixteen" by The Crests



This song proves that its OK to perv on young girls, as long as you do so respectfully (You"re only sixteen / But you"re my teenage queen). At least these guy were teens as well. That helps.



The Police - Don"t Stand So Close To Me



Sting wrote this song about a "situation" he had involving a student from his class when he was a teacher.



Rolling Stones - Brown Sugar



"Brown Sugar/You know you taste so good/Brown Sugar/Just like a young girl should." Hey everyone knows Mick Jagger is a full on creep... for uh... reasons.



The Knack - My Sharona



"I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind" Oh reaaaaallly? (Love this song)



Queens Of The Stone Age - Little Sister



This is pretty rapey. Is she at least his step sister? I hope they aren"t singing about incest... too.



Kiss - Christine Sixteen



"I dont usually say things like this to girls your age, but when I saw you Coming out of the school that day, that day I knew, I knew, I"ve got to have You, I"ve got to have you." Need I say more?



The Beatles - I Saw Her Standing There




"She was just 17, you know what I mean"? Lol?



Oingo Boingo - Little Girls



I challenge you all to walk down the street singing this to yourself in broad daylight. Do it!!!! I"d post some lyrics, but the whole song is just a little... different.



Itsy Bitsy Titsy Girl by Deadsy



I saved the worst/best offender for last. If this isn"t pedorrific, I don"t know what is. This was deeply disturbing...




See if any of these songs set off your "Pedo-meter", or just seem a little on the creepy side.
There are 29 comments:
Male 1
It`s not fair to include `I SAW HER STANDING THERE`, or `DON`T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME`. The first is about dancing only, still legal for teens. The second is about the quite mature response of an adult to inappropriate behavior. Two or three classic songs you have overlooked: `YOUNGER GIRL` by Lovin` Spoonful, `LITTLE SISTER` by Elvis, `GO AWAY LITTLE GIRL` by Steve Lawrence.
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Male 1,206
Stray Cats - Sexy and 17
Motorhead - Jailbait
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Male 907
"Claire" is the creepiest song. He`s singing about a little girl who giggles at the end. Let`s not forget "Memphis".
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Female 3,527
Bruce Springstein "im on fire"

Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
Oh-oh-oh, I`m on fire
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Male 7,031

Rod Stewart, "Tonight`s The Night" ....

Don`t say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night`s too old

Looks like he took a page out of Gary Puckett`s book.
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Male 1,151
Your love ~ The Outfield
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Male 14,867
Virgin Killer - Scorpions

Cry like you feel,
Try like you feel, feel it ...!
Try to escape,
Cry to escape, escape it ...!
It`s so hard to run away
He`s a virgin killer ...
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Male 675
Winger - Seventeen
Ozzy - Mr. Tinkertrain
John Cougar Mellencamp - Hurt So Good
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Female 4,447
"Little Sister" was inspired by another song of the same name, which was best known for being recorded by Elvis.
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Male 2
I`m surprised Benny Mardones - Into the Night wasn`t on here.
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Male 1,253
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Male 2,688
Dory Mclean... Zazz Blammymatazz

DORYYYYYYYYYY
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Male 38,418
"Thank Heaven for Little Girls" by Maurice Chevalier
A classic! It`s intended as a comedy ;-) suuure it is!

[quote]Brown sugar is about raping slaves[/quote]
@drworm2002 is correct. It`s about slaves getting raped and society ignoring it.

Joan Jett`s "I Love Rock & Roll"? :-) The girls can play with the young boys too.
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Male 768
Ewwww that last one...
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Male 1,569
I hope the guy who wrote the last one was arrested
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Male 662
Brown sugar is about raping slaves
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Male 6,227
Go, Kitteh! Just listened to Sting`s "Don`t Stand So Close To Me." What a great song. I`d pretty much forgotten about it, so thanks for putting it back on my radar.

Your comment "Neil Sedaka sort of looks like a creep" made me LOL. You may be onto something there.

Great post. I`ll return for the other songs when I have a bit more time.
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Male 1,454
it`s posts like these that need a < BACK NEXT > button at the top.
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Male 6
No Billy Idol "Rock the Cradle of Love"???
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Male 18
I had to step in and throw down this great tune by Billy J Kramer & the Dakotas Little Children It can be taken the wrong way pretty easily.
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Male 3,485
Foreigner is apparently just creepy all around.

Hot Blooded
[quote]Are you old enough? will you be ready when I call you bluff?
Is my timing right? did you save your love for me tonight?[/quote]
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Male 169
Holy crap! Yes... that IS Peter Dinklage in Oingo Boingo`s "Little Girls"!!
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Male 150
Are you trying to say it`s somehow weird or unusual to find teenage girls hot?

Teenage girls ARE hot no matter how old you get
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Male 3,842
In the name of equal time, Paul Anka sang "Diana" when he was only 14 years old (though by the time it was released he was 15). The first verse:

I`m so young and you`re so old
This, my darling, I`ve been told
I don`t care just what they say
Cause forever I will pray
You and I will be as free
As the birds up in the trees
Oh, please stay by me, Diana

Just try to tell me this isn`t about one of those older women sleeping with a high school boy.
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Male 148
ZZ Top: Legs

Story has it it was written after the songwriter observed his daughter walking for the first time. If you`re wondering why that`s disturbing:

"She`s got hair down to her fanny.
She`s kinda jet set, try undo her panties.
Everytime she`s dancin` she knows what to do.
Everybody wants to see if she can use it.
She`s so fine, she`s all mine,
girl, you got it right."
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Male 4,594
Ooh, examples of evil music touching on the taboo! When did THIS horrible thing start happening? We must all DO something.

Run away...
Run away...
Save yourselves!
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Male 5,094
I`m not looking forward to the Google ads I`ll get after watching these.
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Male 7,031

Gotta love that Gary Puckett chestnut. It just oozed sleaze.

Don`t forget this one.
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Female 8,044
Link: 15 Borderline Creepy Songs About Teen Girls [Rate Link] - See if any of these songs set off your `Pedo-meter`, or just seem a little on the creepy side.
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