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15 Borderline Creepy Songs About Teen Girls

Somewhere along the way, pop/rock music lost its true calling. Turn on the radio today and all you”ll hear are songs about dancing, drinking and dougie-ing (whatever the hell that is). Back in the day, though, you heard grown-a** men singing semi-creepy songs about the sexual appeal of teenage girls, a.k.a. GOOD MUSIC. Some of these songs were creepier than others… now don”t get me wrong I am a fan, but if you listen to the lyrics you can pick up a faint pedoish/teen stalker theme.

“Seventeen” by Foreigner

The protagonist of this song knows his love is wrong – he just doesn”t care (“They said I was playin” with fire / I knew I had to take a chance”). Foreigner mostly fits in this category for their choice of cover art – a slightly disturbing photo of a terrified looking teen girl sitting on a urinal.

“Young Girl” by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap

Judging by the chorus (“Young girl, get out of my mind / My love for you is way out of line”), the protagonist is at least self-aware. He”s not self-aware enough, however, to not blame the victim for his teen lust (“Beneath your perfume and your make-up / You”re just a baby in disguise / And though you know that it”s wrong to be / Alone with me / That come on look is in your eyes”).

“You”re Sixteen, You”re Beautiful (and You”re Mine)” by Johnny Burnette

The only thing better than hooking up with a teenage girl is owning a teenage girl. One question, though: How can a sixteen year old have “lips like strawberry wine”? Shouldn”t they taste more like Capri Sun?

“Vehicle” by Ides of March

“Hey well, I”m a friendly stranger in a black Sedan / Won”t you hop inside my car? / I got pictures, got candy, I”m a lovable man / And I can take you to the nearest star.” This one could actually be about a “legal” aged girlfriend, but the candy line does conjure up thoughts of the “vehicle” being a “pedovan”. Child abduction has never sounded so… rock n” roll!

“Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen” by Neil Sedaka

Neil Sedaka sort of looks like a creep. Lyrics include, “Tonight”s the night I”ve waited for / Because you”re not a baby anymore / You”ve turned into the prettiest girl I”ve ever seen.” Hey…at least he waited, right?!?

“Thank Heaven for Little Girls” by Maurice Chevalier

This song, from the musical “Gigi,” describes little girls as having “little eyes so helpless and appealing.” Not sure if this one belongs on the list…

“Sixteen” by The Crests

This song proves that its OK to perv on young girls, as long as you do so respectfully (You”re only sixteen / But you”re my teenage queen). At least these guy were teens as well. That helps.

The Police – Don”t Stand So Close To Me

Sting wrote this song about a “situation” he had involving a student from his class when he was a teacher.

Rolling Stones – Brown Sugar

“Brown Sugar/You know you taste so good/Brown Sugar/Just like a young girl should.” Hey everyone knows Mick Jagger is a full on creep… for uh… reasons.

The Knack – My Sharona

“I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind” Oh reaaaaallly? (Love this song)

Queens Of The Stone Age – Little Sister

This is pretty rapey. Is she at least his step sister? I hope they aren”t singing about incest… too.

Kiss – Christine Sixteen

“I dont usually say things like this to girls your age, but when I saw you Coming out of the school that day, that day I knew, I knew, I”ve got to have You, I”ve got to have you.” Need I say more?

The Beatles – I Saw Her Standing There

“She was just 17, you know what I mean”? Lol?

Oingo Boingo – Little Girls

I challenge you all to walk down the street singing this to yourself in broad daylight. Do it!!!! I”d post some lyrics, but the whole song is just a little… different.

Itsy Bitsy Titsy Girl by Deadsy

I saved the worst/best offender for last. If this isn”t pedorrific, I don”t know what is. This was deeply disturbing…

See if any of these songs set off your “Pedo-meter”, or just seem a little on the creepy side.

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Date: 04/03/14 08:20 AM

29 Responses to 15 Borderline Creepy Songs About Teen Girls

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    April 3, 2014 at 8:28 am
    Link: 15 Borderline Creepy Songs About Teen Girls - See if any of these songs set off your `Pedo-meter`, or just seem a little on the creepy side.
  2. Profile photo of Jake_Justus
    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 8:42 am

    Gotta love that Gary Puckett chestnut. It just oozed sleaze.

    Don`t forget this one.
  3. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 9:19 am
    I`m not looking forward to the Google ads I`ll get after watching these.
  4. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 9:24 am
    Ooh, examples of evil music touching on the taboo! When did THIS horrible thing start happening? We must all DO something.

    Run away...
    Run away...
    Save yourselves!
  5. Profile photo of bloomi
    bloomi Male 18-29
    148 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 9:33 am
    ZZ Top: Legs

    Story has it it was written after the songwriter observed his daughter walking for the first time. If you`re wondering why that`s disturbing:

    "She`s got hair down to her fanny.
    She`s kinda jet set, try undo her panties.
    Everytime she`s dancin` she knows what to do.
    Everybody wants to see if she can use it.
    She`s so fine, she`s all mine,
    girl, you got it right."
  6. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 9:54 am
    In the name of equal time, Paul Anka sang "Diana" when he was only 14 years old (though by the time it was released he was 15). The first verse:

    I`m so young and you`re so old
    This, my darling, I`ve been told
    I don`t care just what they say
    Cause forever I will pray
    You and I will be as free
    As the birds up in the trees
    Oh, please stay by me, Diana

    Just try to tell me this isn`t about one of those older women sleeping with a high school boy.
  7. Profile photo of SgtSolomon
    SgtSolomon Male 18-29
    150 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 9:59 am
    Are you trying to say it`s somehow weird or unusual to find teenage girls hot?

    Teenage girls ARE hot no matter how old you get
  8. Profile photo of jpwhitfo
    jpwhitfo Male 40-49
    169 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 10:19 am
    Holy crap! Yes... that IS Peter Dinklage in Oingo Boingo`s "Little Girls"!!
  9. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3289 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 10:23 am
    Foreigner is apparently just creepy all around.

    Hot Blooded
    Are you old enough? will you be ready when I call you bluff?
    Is my timing right? did you save your love for me tonight?
  10. Profile photo of ThisIsFastic
    ThisIsFastic Male 18-29
    17 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 11:43 am
    I had to step in and throw down this great tune by Billy J Kramer & the Dakotas Little Children It can be taken the wrong way pretty easily.
  11. Profile photo of pem1968
    pem1968 Male 40-49
    6 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 12:00 pm
    No Billy Idol "Rock the Cradle of Love"???
  12. Profile photo of 747Pilot
    747Pilot Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 1:32 pm
    it`s posts like these that need a < BACK NEXT > button at the top.
  13. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 1:48 pm
    Go, Kitteh! Just listened to Sting`s "Don`t Stand So Close To Me." What a great song. I`d pretty much forgotten about it, so thanks for putting it back on my radar.

    Your comment "Neil Sedaka sort of looks like a creep" made me LOL. You may be onto something there.

    Great post. I`ll return for the other songs when I have a bit more time.
  14. Profile photo of drworm2002
    drworm2002 Male 30-39
    662 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 2:56 pm
    Brown sugar is about raping slaves
  15. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 3:25 pm
    I hope the guy who wrote the last one was arrested
  16. Profile photo of SethDog
    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 3:31 pm
    Ewwww that last one...
  17. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 3:53 pm
    "Thank Heaven for Little Girls" by Maurice Chevalier
    A classic! It`s intended as a comedy ;-) suuure it is!

    Brown sugar is about raping slaves
    @drworm2002 is correct. It`s about slaves getting raped and society ignoring it.

    Joan Jett`s "I Love Rock & Roll"? :-) The girls can play with the young boys too.
  18. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 5:49 pm
    Dory Mclean... Zazz Blammymatazz

  19. Profile photo of ArgusTuft
    ArgusTuft Male 50-59
    1218 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 6:23 pm
    Dragon. Are you old enough?
  20. Profile photo of Koda266
    Koda266 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 6:34 pm
    I`m surprised Benny Mardones - Into the Night wasn`t on here.
  21. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 8:00 pm
    "Little Sister" was inspired by another song of the same name, which was best known for being recorded by Elvis.
  22. Profile photo of piratefish
    piratefish Male 40-49
    675 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 8:14 pm
    Winger - Seventeen
    Ozzy - Mr. Tinkertrain
    John Cougar Mellencamp - Hurt So Good
  23. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14656 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 8:44 pm
    Virgin Killer - Scorpions

    Cry like you feel,
    Try like you feel, feel it ...!
    Try to escape,
    Cry to escape, escape it ...!
    It`s so hard to run away
    He`s a virgin killer ...
  24. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    1072 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 9:31 pm
    Your love ~ The Outfield
  25. Profile photo of Jake_Justus
    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 9:36 pm

    Rod Stewart, "Tonight`s The Night" ....

    Don`t say a word my virgin child
    Just let your inhibitions run wild
    The secret is about to unfold
    Upstairs before the night`s too old

    Looks like he took a page out of Gary Puckett`s book.
  26. Profile photo of MelCervini
    MelCervini Female 50-59
    2256 posts
    April 4, 2014 at 12:03 am
    Bruce Springstein "im on fire"

    Hey little girl is your daddy home
    Did he go and leave you all alone
    I got a bad desire
    Oh-oh-oh, I`m on fire
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    bordo Male 50-59
    907 posts
    April 4, 2014 at 12:47 pm
    "Claire" is the creepiest song. He`s singing about a little girl who giggles at the end. Let`s not forget "Memphis".
  28. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    April 4, 2014 at 9:48 pm
    Stray Cats - Sexy and 17
    Motorhead - Jailbait
  29. Profile photo of JasHilsdon
    JasHilsdon Male 60-69
    1 post
    April 17, 2015 at 10:54 am
    It`s not fair to include `I SAW HER STANDING THERE`, or `DON`T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME`. The first is about dancing only, still legal for teens. The second is about the quite mature response of an adult to inappropriate behavior. Two or three classic songs you have overlooked: `YOUNGER GIRL` by Lovin` Spoonful, `LITTLE SISTER` by Elvis, `GO AWAY LITTLE GIRL` by Steve Lawrence.

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