Who Would Win: Captain Kirk Vs Han Solo [Poll]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago in Quizzes


WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT: CAPTAIN KIRK OR HAN SOLO?

We included some examples of both of their fighting techniques. Don"t forget to vote at the bottom of the page! Who would come out as the top brawler?




CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK

















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Two legendary Captains. Who would win if they fought and why?
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Male 37,774
@LandoGriffin wins the thread!!!

For posting a picture of Maru (the world`s cutest cat!)

@pazerlenis: Take off and Nuke them both from orbit, it`s the only way to be sure. :-)
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Male 141
trick question.
Boba fett collects a bounty on both of them, splits it with Deadpool.
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Male 3,475
Young William Shatner was tougher than young Harrison Ford.
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Male 14,832
"Spock enters and shoots Solo."

Sulu enters Spock, surely?
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Female 50
Han would win, he would shoot first...
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Male 987
Gerry, you never made it quite clear whether Kirk was rolling with, punching, and losing to Leia or Solo.
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Male 1,983
Transporter technology will always trump the Force.
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Female 1,467
Kirk has a magical power where no matter how bad he fights he always wins. And Han is just good at running away from things.
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Male 38,480

Kirk seduces Leia.
Solo enters and a fight ensues.
Kirk rolls, kicks, punches...and loses.
Until commercial break.
Spock enters and shoots Solo.
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Female 3,392
Malcolm Reynolds Allllll day
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Male 1,497
If they combined forces they could tear the place up.
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Male 17,512
Han Solo wins.

Considering that his backup is Wookie that can tear people`s arms off. Spock couldn`t do that.
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Male 1,380
This is all well and good, but it fails to answer the real question on everyone`s mind; Who Would Win: Wesley Crusher Vs Jar Jar Binks?
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Male 316

Kirk wins at the pausing for dramatic affect.

Solo wins at punching nazis.
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Male 3,437
solo beats kirk. but picard beats solo.
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Male 3,462
Melee: I`d say Kirk has a slight upper hand, unless Chewie is still around; which he should be. Wookiees take life debts very seriously.

Long distance: I`d have to say Solo. Being extremely cautious, Solo would shoot first and ask questions later.

In space: I`d say Solo. With his terrific piloting moves like "listing lazily to the left", he can`t lose. ;)
Seriously though, Han was able to escape an entire fleet of Star Destroyers; he`d be able to out maneuver the Enterprise.
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Male 38,480

@ turdburglar, sorry, you misunderstood. Kirk would seduce Leia, have TERRIFIC sex, then get shot dead by Han. I always said Solo wins, he shoots from a distance.
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Male 675
None of Kirk`s moves would work in a real fight. Besides, Han would just blast him; he doesn`t have time for fisticuffs.
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Male 3,842
Kirk wins battles with his brains, not brawn. Like how Kirk won the Kobayashi Maru simulation by making his own rules, not through conventional means. He would convince Solo that he can`t be shot because he is carrying a huge load of corbomite that would kill us all if he is fired upon, and Solo wouldn`t shoot.

However, if Han Solo had Chewbacca with him, no contest. The Wookiee all the way.

Pictured: The Kobayashi Maru

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Male 4,893

Han. Sorry gerry. Kirk`s may be better with the alien ladies, but when it comes to fighting, his moves are lame.
If Interlocking your fingers and hitting someones back is your "go to move" your fighting is lame.
Han shoots first, and is twice as handsome
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Male 38,480

Kirk would not fire from orbit.
Kirk would gather an away team, beam down to Leai`s bed chamber, seduce her and get shot by Han while kissing Leia. No chance to wrestle Han, shot in the back.
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Male 535
" Han solo has I think Hyper drive on his ride, and Kirk has Warp drive,
whats fastest?"

The Millennium Falcon could only reach 0.5 past light speed while the original Constitution Class starships such as the Enterprise had standard cruising speeds of warp 6 & emergency speeds as high as warp 8 (although under the right conditions, the engines could reach warp 9). In fact, the Falcon was only slightly faster than Zefram Cochrane`s warp-drive prototype ship "Phoenix"...
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Male 316

There isn`t enough information to make an informed decision.
Who would win what?

Change the title to " who do you like better".
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Male 13,624
If it was a tag team, Han solo,
Chewy would ...well chew Mr Spock...
off tangent here, Han solo has I think Hyper drive on his ride, and Kirk has Warp drive,
whats fastest?
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Male 600
"Han shot first." He did so underneath the table before Kirk realized they were going to fight.
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Male 179
Han shoots first!
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Male 1,495
Kirk would just drop kick han solo..gg
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Male 5,617
"...has a Chevy inlet valve lodged in the barrel of his blaster."
Han`s blaster is made of military rifle scope and PVC plumbing parts.
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Male 5,094
Kirk, by the power of the double-fisted overhead hammerblow, and of course THE LARGE HAM!
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Male 5,874
Normally I`d have said the Captain, but looking at the title picture, Ham Yoyo; Kirk has a Chevy inlet valve lodged in the barrel of his blaster.
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Male 7,031

Kirk, for both stamina and smarts.

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Male 5,617
cont

Transversely, Kirk is a schemer: He talks his opponents into lowering their guard while his typical `two vector attack` gets set up.
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Male 10,339
Also, it`s gotta be Han Solo. He`s force sensitive and he`s ruthless.
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Male 10,339
Who the drat is Hans Solo? Is he Swedish?
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Male 5,617
"I love Kirk but he`s a brawler...close up."
If you ever sit down to watch the 4-6, watch with a rule in mind: "Solo is a potential Jedi/Sith who doesn`t know he`s force sensitive."
There`s a lot that`s been removed because it either didn`t look good on film or just wouldn`t fit in a 2hr movie.

If the animation had been finished correctly for the first screenings, a rule would have been established in the audience`s mind, starting at Greedo`s demise: `Han can see slightly into the future,` the same reason Little Orphan Ani could drive a pod. Because of the missing streak, the scene where Obiwan has Luke demonstrate with the remote, what`s not communicated to the audience is: `Han is unimpressed because he does that kind of thing all the time.`

He`s defeated only by two people who are equal or better at doing the same.
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Male 2,586
Hand to hand - Kirk
Weapons - Solo

Agreed, it`s all about the double-fist smash lol

Although as they are NOW, Ford would pummel chubby Shatner
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Female 2,927
greedo shot first.
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Male 275
Captain Kirk, and its not even close.
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Male 38,480
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Male 38,480
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Male 38,480

I hate to say it, but Solo wins.
I love Kirk but he`s a brawler...close up.

Solo would shoot him from a distance.
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Male 965
Kirk. You can`t counter that double fisted smash.
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Male 37,774
Kirk by a long shot. Without his gun? Solo is a pussy. Kirk`s a good shot with a phaser too, you know.
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Male 11,740
Sorry but Solo doesn`t stand a chance. He is still alive because the idiot Stormtroopers can`t aim. Kirk has faced death a million times more and won. Solo is just lucky.
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Male 1,454
draw wasn`t the option.. no vote
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Male 410
Han Solo would win because Han will shoot first.
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Male 503
Pfft, you people are wrong. Kirk does well without a gun.
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Male 620
Kirk gets shot at first on a fairly regular basis, but Han is pretty good at running away.

Pretty sure it would be a stalemate.
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Female 8,044
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