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Who Would Win: Captain Kirk Vs Han Solo [Poll]

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT: CAPTAIN KIRK OR HAN SOLO?

We included some examples of both of their fighting techniques. Don”t forget to vote at the bottom of the page! Who would come out as the top brawler?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK

HAN SOLO

TAKE THE POLL!


Two legendary Captains. Who would win if they fought and why?

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Date: 03/07/14 12:54 PM

50 Responses to Who Would Win: Captain Kirk Vs Han Solo [Poll]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 9:38 am
    Link: Who Would Win: Captain Kirk Vs Han Solo - Two legendary Captains. Who would win if they fought and why?
  2. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 1:07 pm
    Kirk gets shot at first on a fairly regular basis, but Han is pretty good at running away.

    Pretty sure it would be a stalemate.
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    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 1:12 pm
    Pfft, you people are wrong. Kirk does well without a gun.
  4. Profile photo of keg74
    keg74 Male 30-39
    410 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 1:21 pm
    Han Solo would win because Han will shoot first.
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    747Pilot Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 1:27 pm
    draw wasn`t the option.. no vote
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    March 7, 2014 at 1:28 pm
    Sorry but Solo doesn`t stand a chance. He is still alive because the idiot Stormtroopers can`t aim. Kirk has faced death a million times more and won. Solo is just lucky.
  7. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31759 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 1:30 pm
    Kirk by a long shot. Without his gun? Solo is a pussy. Kirk`s a good shot with a phaser too, you know.
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    Skythe Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2014 at 1:40 pm
    Kirk. You can`t counter that double fisted smash.
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 7, 2014 at 1:45 pm

    I hate to say it, but Solo wins.
    I love Kirk but he`s a brawler...close up.

    Solo would shoot him from a distance.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 1:58 pm
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 1:59 pm
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    Essersmith Male 18-29
    275 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 2:15 pm
    Captain Kirk, and its not even close.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    March 7, 2014 at 2:24 pm
    greedo shot first.
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    beternal Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2014 at 2:27 pm
    Hand to hand - Kirk
    Weapons - Solo

    Agreed, it`s all about the double-fist smash lol

    Although as they are NOW, Ford would pummel chubby Shatner
  15. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 2:53 pm
    "I love Kirk but he`s a brawler...close up."
    If you ever sit down to watch the 4-6, watch with a rule in mind: "Solo is a potential Jedi/Sith who doesn`t know he`s force sensitive."
    There`s a lot that`s been removed because it either didn`t look good on film or just wouldn`t fit in a 2hr movie.

    If the animation had been finished correctly for the first screenings, a rule would have been established in the audience`s mind, starting at Greedo`s demise: `Han can see slightly into the future,` the same reason Little Orphan Ani could drive a pod. Because of the missing streak, the scene where Obiwan has Luke demonstrate with the remote, what`s not communicated to the audience is: `Han is unimpressed because he does that kind of thing all the time.`

    He`s defeated only by two people who are equal or better at doing the same.
  16. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    March 7, 2014 at 2:54 pm
    Who the drat is Hans Solo? Is he Swedish?
  17. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 7, 2014 at 2:55 pm



  18. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    March 7, 2014 at 2:55 pm
    Also, it`s gotta be Han Solo. He`s force sensitive and he`s ruthless.
  19. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    March 7, 2014 at 2:58 pm
    cont

    Transversely, Kirk is a schemer: He talks his opponents into lowering their guard while his typical `two vector attack` gets set up.
  20. Profile photo of Jake_Justus
    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 2:58 pm

    Kirk, for both stamina and smarts.

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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
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    March 7, 2014 at 3:13 pm
    Normally I`d have said the Captain, but looking at the title picture, Ham Yoyo; Kirk has a Chevy inlet valve lodged in the barrel of his blaster.
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    March 7, 2014 at 3:30 pm
    Kirk, by the power of the double-fisted overhead hammerblow, and of course THE LARGE HAM!
  23. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    March 7, 2014 at 3:32 pm
    "...has a Chevy inlet valve lodged in the barrel of his blaster."
    Han`s blaster is made of military rifle scope and PVC plumbing parts.
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    Daegog Male 30-39
    1293 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 3:33 pm
    Kirk would just drop kick han solo..gg
  25. Profile photo of schuey63
    schuey63 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 3:58 pm
    Han shoots first!
  26. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 4:08 pm
    "Han shot first." He did so underneath the table before Kirk realized they were going to fight.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    March 7, 2014 at 4:31 pm
    If it was a tag team, Han solo,
    Chewy would ...well chew Mr Spock...
    off tangent here, Han solo has I think Hyper drive on his ride, and Kirk has Warp drive,
    whats fastest?
  28. Profile photo of RytWing
    RytWing Male 30-39
    316 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 4:52 pm

    There isn`t enough information to make an informed decision.
    Who would win what?

    Change the title to " who do you like better".
  29. Profile photo of Magickrat
    Magickrat Male 40-49
    535 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 6:04 pm
    " Han solo has I think Hyper drive on his ride, and Kirk has Warp drive,
    whats fastest?"

    The Millennium Falcon could only reach 0.5 past light speed while the original Constitution Class starships such as the Enterprise had standard cruising speeds of warp 6 & emergency speeds as high as warp 8 (although under the right conditions, the engines could reach warp 9). In fact, the Falcon was only slightly faster than Zefram Cochrane`s warp-drive prototype ship "Phoenix"...
  30. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 7, 2014 at 7:14 pm

    Kirk would not fire from orbit.
    Kirk would gather an away team, beam down to Leai`s bed chamber, seduce her and get shot by Han while kissing Leia. No chance to wrestle Han, shot in the back.
  31. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    March 7, 2014 at 7:26 pm

    Han. Sorry gerry. Kirk`s may be better with the alien ladies, but when it comes to fighting, his moves are lame.
    If Interlocking your fingers and hitting someones back is your "go to move" your fighting is lame.
    Han shoots first, and is twice as handsome
  32. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    March 7, 2014 at 7:47 pm
    Kirk wins battles with his brains, not brawn. Like how Kirk won the Kobayashi Maru simulation by making his own rules, not through conventional means. He would convince Solo that he can`t be shot because he is carrying a huge load of corbomite that would kill us all if he is fired upon, and Solo wouldn`t shoot.

    However, if Han Solo had Chewbacca with him, no contest. The Wookiee all the way.

    Pictured: The Kobayashi Maru

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    piratefish Male 40-49
    675 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 7:53 pm
    None of Kirk`s moves would work in a real fight. Besides, Han would just blast him; he doesn`t have time for fisticuffs.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 7, 2014 at 8:05 pm

    @ turdburglar, sorry, you misunderstood. Kirk would seduce Leia, have TERRIFIC sex, then get shot dead by Han. I always said Solo wins, he shoots from a distance.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2014 at 8:35 pm
    Melee: I`d say Kirk has a slight upper hand, unless Chewie is still around; which he should be. Wookiees take life debts very seriously.

    Long distance: I`d have to say Solo. Being extremely cautious, Solo would shoot first and ask questions later.

    In space: I`d say Solo. With his terrific piloting moves like "listing lazily to the left", he can`t lose. ;)
    Seriously though, Han was able to escape an entire fleet of Star Destroyers; he`d be able to out maneuver the Enterprise.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2656 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 8:53 pm
    solo beats kirk. but picard beats solo.
  37. Profile photo of RytWing
    RytWing Male 30-39
    316 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 9:01 pm

    Kirk wins at the pausing for dramatic affect.

    Solo wins at punching nazis.
  38. Profile photo of pazerlenis
    pazerlenis Male 40-49
    1380 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 9:51 pm
    This is all well and good, but it fails to answer the real question on everyone`s mind; Who Would Win: Wesley Crusher Vs Jar Jar Binks?
  39. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 9:59 pm
    Han Solo wins.

    Considering that his backup is Wookie that can tear people`s arms off. Spock couldn`t do that.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
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    March 7, 2014 at 10:23 pm
    If they combined forces they could tear the place up.
  41. Profile photo of MelCervini
    MelCervini Female 40-49
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    March 7, 2014 at 10:40 pm
    Malcolm Reynolds Allllll day
  42. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 11:10 pm

    Kirk seduces Leia.
    Solo enters and a fight ensues.
    Kirk rolls, kicks, punches...and loses.
    Until commercial break.
    Spock enters and shoots Solo.
  43. Profile photo of Magentab0b
    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    March 7, 2014 at 11:43 pm
    Kirk has a magical power where no matter how bad he fights he always wins. And Han is just good at running away from things.
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    March 8, 2014 at 1:46 am
    Transporter technology will always trump the Force.
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    Thonious Male 40-49
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    March 8, 2014 at 3:10 am
    Gerry, you never made it quite clear whether Kirk was rolling with, punching, and losing to Leia or Solo.
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    icaruschild Female 18-29
    50 posts
    March 8, 2014 at 3:33 am
    Han would win, he would shoot first...
  47. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
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    March 8, 2014 at 4:59 am
    "Spock enters and shoots Solo."

    Sulu enters Spock, surely?
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
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    March 8, 2014 at 8:18 am
    Young William Shatner was tougher than young Harrison Ford.
  49. Profile photo of Parasite
    Parasite Male 18-29
    141 posts
    March 8, 2014 at 10:55 am
    trick question.
    Boba fett collects a bounty on both of them, splits it with Deadpool.
  50. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    March 8, 2014 at 9:03 pm
    @LandoGriffin wins the thread!!!

    For posting a picture of Maru (the world`s cutest cat!)

    @pazerlenis: Take off and Nuke them both from orbit, it`s the only way to be sure. :-)

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