The Story Of Bonybro, Chillbro And Foodbro [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago in Weird













An Odyssey of epic proportions.
There are 17 comments:
Male 296
LMAO!! That was great!!
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Female 39
I read it. And laughed.
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Male 182
tldr
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Male 168
Wow. Just. wow.
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Male 15,187
TL;DR
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Male 1,983
tldr
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Male 39,614

tldr
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Female 450
I want to see these people so badly
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Male 3,842
funny story, but it isn`t "fat people stories" it is the story of the entitled bitch and the four roommates. Reminds me of College Humor`s "Roommate Confessions" which were actually total bullpoo wish fulfillment fantasies. No way do that many people pee in their roommate`s shampoo.
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Male 5,094
Wait, 4chan greentext WITHOUT a twist ending?! The world is truly ending.
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Male 308
I know the writing and use of abbreviations / slang was a bit hard to follow, but I swear when I was in college myself, and my two room mates went through the exact same thing with a girl our friend started dating... seriously, it was that bad. I was foodbro by the way.
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Female 36
Eh. This story is mislabeled. It isn`t "Fat people stories" it`s "Dumb Bitch stories". Bitches who go after lesser guys in order to control or manipulate them by undermining their confidence come in all sizes. Just because the girl was big doesn`t mean that all fat girls are like this or that all skinny girls are like M. It`s often the opposite.

For instance. I`m a big girl and the wife of my boyfriends best friend is a slender blond. I split the food bills and pay my own way, cheer on or even join with my boyfriend in video games and don`t have an issue with porn/strip clubs. She completely neutered her husband and keeps him on a tight leash. His personality has totally changed since I met him (which was before they met). He is planning a bachelor party for another mutual friend, and she won`t let him plan for it to be at a strip club because she doesn`t like it. But I guess because I am fat, I am the dumb bitch who is ruining my BF`s life, huh? *eyeroll*
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Male 14,331
and so ends another episode of As the Toolshed Turns...
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Female 655
Patchouly: beta hunter.. I took it to mean a girl who goes after dudes that aren`t considered the top-of-the-heap kind of guys. Kind of like buying boxed wine instead of Cristal. I don`t know lol
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Male 4,745
Terrible writing. Just can`t read it without drifting off and thinking about other things.

Like...What the heck is a "beta hunter"...
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Male 3,625
"Servicing his penis"

I like that line. I may have to use that sometime.
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Female 8,043
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