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Date: 03/18/14 09:46 AM

17 Responses to The Story Of Bonybro, Chillbro And Foodbro [Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 9:30 am
    Link: The Story Of Bonybro, Chillbro And Foodbro - An Odyssey of epic proportions.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3234 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 10:05 am
    "Servicing his penis"

    I like that line. I may have to use that sometime.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 11:06 am
    Terrible writing. Just can`t read it without drifting off and thinking about other things.

    Like...What the heck is a "beta hunter"...
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    naravin Female 18-29
    656 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 11:26 am
    Patchouly: beta hunter.. I took it to mean a girl who goes after dudes that aren`t considered the top-of-the-heap kind of guys. Kind of like buying boxed wine instead of Cristal. I don`t know lol
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 2:01 pm
    and so ends another episode of As the Toolshed Turns...
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    Fionax Female 18-29
    36 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 2:12 pm
    Eh. This story is mislabeled. It isn`t "Fat people stories" it`s "Dumb Bitch stories". Bitches who go after lesser guys in order to control or manipulate them by undermining their confidence come in all sizes. Just because the girl was big doesn`t mean that all fat girls are like this or that all skinny girls are like M. It`s often the opposite.

    For instance. I`m a big girl and the wife of my boyfriends best friend is a slender blond. I split the food bills and pay my own way, cheer on or even join with my boyfriend in video games and don`t have an issue with porn/strip clubs. She completely neutered her husband and keeps him on a tight leash. His personality has totally changed since I met him (which was before they met). He is planning a bachelor party for another mutual friend, and she won`t let him plan for it to be at a strip club because she doesn`t like it. But I guess because I am fat, I am the dumb bitch who is ruining my BF`s life, huh? *eyeroll*
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    Phosphoreign Male 30-39
    308 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 2:19 pm
    I know the writing and use of abbreviations / slang was a bit hard to follow, but I swear when I was in college myself, and my two room mates went through the exact same thing with a girl our friend started dating... seriously, it was that bad. I was foodbro by the way.
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 3:24 pm
    Wait, 4chan greentext WITHOUT a twist ending?! The world is truly ending.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 6:14 pm
    funny story, but it isn`t "fat people stories" it is the story of the entitled bitch and the four roommates. Reminds me of College Humor`s "Roommate Confessions" which were actually total bullpoo wish fulfillment fantasies. No way do that many people pee in their roommate`s shampoo.
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    Chaoskitty Female 18-29
    449 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 8:07 pm
    I want to see these people so badly
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 18, 2014 at 9:34 pm

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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    March 19, 2014 at 1:50 am
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    March 19, 2014 at 2:16 am
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    ddaq89 Male 30-39
    168 posts
    March 19, 2014 at 11:03 am
    Wow. Just. wow.
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    KungFuGuy Male 18-29
    182 posts
    March 19, 2014 at 1:44 pm
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    CC911 Female 30-39
    39 posts
    March 19, 2014 at 6:51 pm
    I read it. And laughed.
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    Dragonace Male 30-39
    296 posts
    March 21, 2014 at 10:29 am
    LMAO!! That was great!!

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