Movie Sex Vs Real Sex [Pic]

Submitted by: ElectricEye 3 years ago in Funny





























Oh so true...
There are 16 comments:
Male 1,983
As a pornfessional, From the comments I am reading here, I am saddened that so many of you seem to be doing it wrong.
Watch more porn..... Watch and learn.
Then practice, practice, practice.
That is the only solution!

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Female 8,045
sex- the fastest way to lose any shred of dignity you hoped to retain.
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Male 39,885

Q: How can you tell when a woman orgasms?








A: Who cares?
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Male 39,885

How about that awkward moment when you know you`re done but they aren`t`. Do you pretend like you care or just roll over?
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Male 15,259
And now I`ll wipe what`s left of you off of my dick
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Male 13,630
And during copulation she lets loose and pisses all over you...took 3 days to dry the damn mattress out...
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Male 12,365
I had sex in a forest once. Forests can be home to hordes of small flies that are strongly attracted to people having sex. Something else that doesn`t happen in film sex.
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Male 977
haha classic awkward walk to the toilet to get rid of the johnny
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Male 39,885

I don`t look or sound near as sexy saying "dirty talk" as they do in those videos. Especially when they go "what`d you say?" and you have to repeat "oh baby oh baby" for clarification.

Here`s my O-face

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Male 3,147
Why has he gone to get some tissue to wipe his dick on when he could have just wiped it on the underside of her pillow when she goes to the bathroom?
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Female 3,696
And no one ever complains when it only lasts 3 minutes.
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Male 5,626
He didn`t even take off his glasses.
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Male 4,431
Nice! :-)
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Male 2,586
Last one FTW!
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Male 2,729
Link: Movie Sex Vs Real Sex [Pic] [Rate Link] - Oh so true...
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