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Date: 03/22/14 09:38 AM

15 Responses to Movie Sex Vs Real Sex [Pic]

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    ElectricEye Male 50-59
    2729 posts
    March 22, 2014 at 8:07 am
    Link: Movie Sex Vs Real Sex - Oh so true...
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    March 22, 2014 at 9:58 am
    Last one FTW!
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    March 22, 2014 at 10:29 am
    Nice! :-)
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    March 22, 2014 at 11:42 am
    He didn`t even take off his glasses.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    March 22, 2014 at 12:08 pm
    And no one ever complains when it only lasts 3 minutes.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    March 22, 2014 at 1:41 pm
    Why has he gone to get some tissue to wipe his dick on when he could have just wiped it on the underside of her pillow when she goes to the bathroom?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36838 posts
    March 22, 2014 at 4:23 pm

    I don`t look or sound near as sexy saying "dirty talk" as they do in those videos. Especially when they go "what`d you say?" and you have to repeat "oh baby oh baby" for clarification.

    Here`s my O-face

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    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    March 22, 2014 at 4:26 pm
    haha classic awkward walk to the toilet to get rid of the johnny
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 22, 2014 at 6:49 pm
    I had sex in a forest once. Forests can be home to hordes of small flies that are strongly attracted to people having sex. Something else that doesn`t happen in film sex.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    March 22, 2014 at 8:09 pm
    And during copulation she lets loose and pisses all over you...took 3 days to dry the damn mattress out...
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    March 22, 2014 at 8:18 pm
    And now I`ll wipe what`s left of you off of my dick
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36838 posts
    March 23, 2014 at 12:00 am

    How about that awkward moment when you know you`re done but they aren`t`. Do you pretend like you care or just roll over?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36838 posts
    March 23, 2014 at 12:01 am

    Q: How can you tell when a woman orgasms?








    A: Who cares?
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7607 posts
    March 23, 2014 at 1:39 am
    sex- the fastest way to lose any shred of dignity you hoped to retain.
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    March 23, 2014 at 2:45 am
    As a pornfessional, From the comments I am reading here, I am saddened that so many of you seem to be doing it wrong.
    Watch more porn..... Watch and learn.
    Then practice, practice, practice.
    That is the only solution!

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