Make Mine A Double D [Pic]

Submitted by: ElectricEye 3 years ago in Misc







G-Spirits is a German company run by a couple of ex-bartenders with a brilliant marketing plan. They procure quality liquors, pour the liquor (vodka, rum, or 12-year-old single-malt whisky) over the breasts of attractive models, rebottle it, brand it, and sell it for a lot of money. The whole thing is purportedly done under medical supervision to ensure that the stuff doesnt end up in any other parts of the models anatomy before it goes back into the bottle, and that theyre not sponging it up off the floor. This is breast liquor of the finest quality. If youre looking for ass liquor, youll just have to make do with your home brew for a while longer.

Each small-batch spirit is poured over a different spokesmodels breasts, so you have your Miss Vodka, Miss Rum, and Miss Whisky, as it were. Each bottle comes with a numbered certificate of authenticity, signed by the model whose breasts it was poured over. And despite the term small batch, each batch is composed of 5,000 bottles. That means after the obligatory photo shoot is over, there must be hours of somewhat grim, industrial, medically supervised breast dousing but G-Spirits assures us that it isnt done all at once. Even if your bottle happens to be number 5,000, there should still be some residual erotic flavor to it. And God knows the models tits must be pretty sanitary by then, what with all that alcohol poured over them.

All very appealing, but how do they get the liquor back in the bottle? If you closely watch the promotional video on the companys website, after all the glamour shots are done, there is a brief sequence that shows the lovely model Amina standing over a kind of agricultural contraption with a metal hose in hand, funneling liquor over her breasts into a special breast-rinsing sink. From there, we can only assume it drains back into a container of some sort before being centrifuged, pasteurized, and checked for hoof-and-mouth disease. Its available only by mail order, from 119 euros to 139 euros, about $153 and $178.



Ever wanted to combine the mouthwatering lusciousness of a hot woman with the potent buzz of a shot of booze?
There are 18 comments:
Male 2,711
Isn`t this one of the signs of the Apocalypse?
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Male 675
Where can I apply for the job as the "medical supervision" that ensures the liquor only touches the models` breasts, and that only that liquor is what gets bottled?

That would be the dream job of just about every heterosexual male I can think of. :-D
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Male 2,579
Nihilism and extravagance
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Male 5,624
"What if you end up with excess liquid?"
Tastes like margarita.
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Male 1,983
After a day of gallons and gallons and gallons of this stuff pouring down their naked bodies, I`m surprised they haven`t absorbed enough alcohol through their pores to be incredibly drunk.
At the very least, this has to be HORRIBLE on the skin.... hope they are getting paid a boatload.
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Male 1,421
"Honestly, we poured that stuff over a a female body wasting considerably portion of it in the process and i swesr, we did not just re-bottle everything."
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Male 5,094
"So, Mom, how did you fund your college?"

"I poured booze over my b- I mean worked at Starbucks."
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Male 2,729
@jpwhitfo
Man that is brilliant. Wish I would thought of that. Another comedic opportunity missed for me.
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Male 1,243
What a load of pointless crap.
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Male 448
pmarren, you sure it is a chick?
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Male 4,593
Unless those chicks come over to help drink the stuff, I`m not interested. I`ll even bet most of it is poured over some scab ridden Rosie O`Donnell look alike crack-whore as some kind of inside joke.

Here`s the chick they really use:

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Male 7,123
Yuch. Who would even admit to wanting that.
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Male 3,115
It constantly amazes me what people will spend their money on.
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Male 169
Come ON! You missed a perfect opportunity! Make mine a double was nice, but too subtle - for this site at least! You SHOULD have said... `Make mine a double...D`
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Male 6,068
Um, no. Pour it on her, but then I want to lick it off!
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Female 4,190
What if you end up with excess liquid? O.o
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Male 2,729
Link: Make Mine A Double D [Pic] [Rate Link] - Ever wanted to combine the mouthwatering lusciousness of a hot woman with the potent buzz of a shot of booze?
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