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Make Mine A Double D [Pic]

G-Spirits is a German company run by a couple of ex-bartenders with a brilliant marketing plan. They procure quality liquors, pour the liquor (vodka, rum, or 12-year-old single-malt whisky) over the breasts of attractive models, rebottle it, brand it, and sell it for a lot of money. The whole thing is purportedly done under medical supervision to ensure that the stuff doesnt end up in any other parts of the models anatomy before it goes back into the bottle, and that theyre not sponging it up off the floor. This is breast liquor of the finest quality. If youre looking for ass liquor, youll just have to make do with your home brew for a while longer.

Each small-batch spirit is poured over a different spokesmodels breasts, so you have your Miss Vodka, Miss Rum, and Miss Whisky, as it were. Each bottle comes with a numbered certificate of authenticity, signed by the model whose breasts it was poured over. And despite the term small batch, each batch is composed of 5,000 bottles. That means after the obligatory photo shoot is over, there must be hours of somewhat grim, industrial, medically supervised breast dousing but G-Spirits assures us that it isnt done all at once. Even if your bottle happens to be number 5,000, there should still be some residual erotic flavor to it. And God knows the models tits must be pretty sanitary by then, what with all that alcohol poured over them.

All very appealing, but how do they get the liquor back in the bottle? If you closely watch the promotional video on the companys website, after all the glamour shots are done, there is a brief sequence that shows the lovely model Amina standing over a kind of agricultural contraption with a metal hose in hand, funneling liquor over her breasts into a special breast-rinsing sink. From there, we can only assume it drains back into a container of some sort before being centrifuged, pasteurized, and checked for hoof-and-mouth disease. Its available only by mail order, from 119 euros to 139 euros, about $153 and $178.

Ever wanted to combine the mouthwatering lusciousness of a hot woman with the potent buzz of a shot of booze?

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Date: 03/31/14 09:54 AM

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  1. Profile photo of ElectricEye
    ElectricEye Male 50-59
    2729 posts
    March 31, 2014 at 8:34 am
    Link: Make Mine A Double D - Ever wanted to combine the mouthwatering lusciousness of a hot woman with the potent buzz of a shot of booze?
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    MelCervini Female 50-59
    2237 posts
    March 31, 2014 at 10:02 am
    What if you end up with excess liquid? O.o
  3. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4887 posts
    March 31, 2014 at 10:35 am
    Um, no. Pour it on her, but then I want to lick it off!
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    jpwhitfo Male 40-49
    169 posts
    March 31, 2014 at 10:40 am
    Come ON! You missed a perfect opportunity! Make mine a double was nice, but too subtle - for this site at least! You SHOULD have said... `Make mine a double...D`
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    March 31, 2014 at 11:02 am
    It constantly amazes me what people will spend their money on.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7046 posts
    March 31, 2014 at 11:22 am
    Yuch. Who would even admit to wanting that.
  7. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 31, 2014 at 12:02 pm
    Unless those chicks come over to help drink the stuff, I`m not interested. I`ll even bet most of it is poured over some scab ridden Rosie O`Donnell look alike crack-whore as some kind of inside joke.

    Here`s the chick they really use:

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    deputy Male 50-59
    449 posts
    March 31, 2014 at 12:37 pm
    pmarren, you sure it is a chick?
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    March 31, 2014 at 2:04 pm
    What a load of pointless crap.
  10. Profile photo of ElectricEye
    ElectricEye Male 50-59
    2729 posts
    March 31, 2014 at 2:52 pm
    Man that is brilliant. Wish I would thought of that. Another comedic opportunity missed for me.
  11. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    March 31, 2014 at 3:16 pm
    "So, Mom, how did you fund your college?"

    "I poured booze over my b- I mean worked at Starbucks."
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    CreamK Male 40-49
    1423 posts
    March 31, 2014 at 4:41 pm
    "Honestly, we poured that stuff over a a female body wasting considerably portion of it in the process and i swesr, we did not just re-bottle everything."
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 31, 2014 at 9:01 pm
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    March 31, 2014 at 11:48 pm
    After a day of gallons and gallons and gallons of this stuff pouring down their naked bodies, I`m surprised they haven`t absorbed enough alcohol through their pores to be incredibly drunk.
    At the very least, this has to be HORRIBLE on the skin.... hope they are getting paid a boatload.
  15. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    April 1, 2014 at 12:16 pm
    "What if you end up with excess liquid?"
    Tastes like margarita.
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    April 1, 2014 at 1:22 pm
    Nihilism and extravagance
  17. Profile photo of piratefish
    piratefish Male 40-49
    675 posts
    April 2, 2014 at 8:31 am
    Where can I apply for the job as the "medical supervision" that ensures the liquor only touches the models` breasts, and that only that liquor is what gets bottled?

    That would be the dream job of just about every heterosexual male I can think of. :-D
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    April 3, 2014 at 9:38 am
    Isn`t this one of the signs of the Apocalypse?

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