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Kim Jong-Un `s Haircut Now Mandatory In DPRK [Pic]

It is now mandatory for men in North Korea to get the same haircut as dictator Kim Jong-un.

The secretive state”s impoverished citizens are sure to be flocking to the barbers Wednesday, as the state-sanctioned guidelines were reportedly rolled out nationwide.

North Korea clearly has its priorities right, dismissing accusations of crimes against humanity to instead focus on the introduction of the compulsory boxy, mushroom-esque hair do.

Previously, among Pyongyang”s many state-inflicted horrors, citizens were only allowed to choose from 18 styles for women and 10 for men.

North Korea”s state TV launched a campaign against long hair, called “Let us trim our hair in accordance with the Socialist lifestyle” see instructional dystopian nightmare video below.

Unsurprisingly, many have reservations about being indignantly forced into having a government controlled bouffant hairstyle.

“Our leader”s haircut is very particular, if you will,” one source told Radio Free Asia.

“It doesn”t always go with everyone since everyone has different face and head shapes.”

But what if the same thing were to happen in Britain with regards to our own “Dear Leader”?

We imagine what would happen if it became mandatory to have The Queen”s hair:

But What If The Same Law Was Passed In The UK?

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Date: 03/28/14 09:38 AM

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  1. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
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    March 28, 2014 at 9:24 am
    Link: Kim Jong-Un `s Haircut Now Mandatory In DPRK - But What If The Same Law Was Passed In The UK?
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2014 at 10:18 am
    Kim Jong-Un is a clever man, if you ask me.

    He knows us westerners can`t tell the difference between two Asian men, so to keep assassins guessing, he makes everyone conform to the same hairstyle.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
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    March 28, 2014 at 10:31 am
    Milliband still looks like a class-A twat; the others are amusing.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    March 28, 2014 at 11:05 am
    Boris is an improvement.
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    March 28, 2014 at 11:26 am
    I think that it`s only North Korean students...
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    patchouly Male 40-49
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    March 28, 2014 at 12:29 pm
    I read an article in the newspaper up here that said, according to inside sources, this is a rumour and is not true.

    The part about the Kim Jong-Un hair cut. Not the Queen`s.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
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    March 28, 2014 at 1:21 pm
    You can`t make David Moyes look more of a fool than he already is.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    March 28, 2014 at 3:36 pm
    It`s probably BS, but fun.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    March 28, 2014 at 6:23 pm
    drawman61

    You can`t make David Moyes look more of a fool than he already is.
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    Like he says
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    March 29, 2014 at 10:52 am

    They should stop fooling around and go straight to the "Moe Howard" ....

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