Darwin Award Winner In Training [Gif]

Submitted by: richanddead 3 years ago in

Guy jumps out of moving train
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Male 299
Stupid. Everyone knows you have to jump towards the back of train and run towards the front when landing.
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Male 6,227
Okay, so this reminds me of a story. (I know I`m getting up in years because lately *everything* seems to remind me of a story.)

So in high school, my best friend was nicknamed "Zolive." Why Zolive? Well, it started in sophomore year when the personalized track jackets arrived. My friend, a transplant from the UK, was named Clive. The jacket manufacturer, an American firm apparently unfamiliar with the name, embroidered his jacket *Olive*. You`d think the hilarity would end there, but no.

Shortly after trying the jacket on, Clive--now Olive--was doing wind sprints across a parking lot in preparation for a meet. He tripped mid-sprint and slid like he was trying to steal 2nd base, much like the kid does in this video. The entire track team turned when we heard this *Zzzzzzzzz* noise as his torso slid across the asphalt, shredding the new jacket (he was a big guy).

From thereafter, he was known as "Zolive."
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Male 759
I have no problem with that at all.
Well, except that the train could`ve been going faster.
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Male 7,123
Newton`s first Law of Motion.
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Male 425
Idiots are on this planet to amuse us.
This is really funny.
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Male 7,774
LMAO @ Codejockey
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Male 6,227
I`m surprised he didn`t make more of an effort to run forward in the air before hitting the ground. Isn`t that the thing to do at that speed since your body is travelling forward with the train?
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Male 1
That`s a Melbourne (AUS) train!!!
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Male 5,624
"Tuck and roll, Sanjay!! Tuck and roll!!"
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Male 2,711
Why does that moving train have an open door? Isn`t that just begging some ass-hat to do this very thing?
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Male 1,104
russia?
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Male 4,745
I always wonder what these idiots think is going to happen.
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Male 39,617

Somehow that looks cooler in the movies.
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Male 4,099
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