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Date: 03/20/14 06:38 AM

14 Responses to Darwin Award Winner In Training [Gif]

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    richanddead Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2014 at 6:50 pm
    Link: Darwin Award Winner In Training - Guy jumps out of moving train
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 20, 2014 at 6:55 am

    Somehow that looks cooler in the movies.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
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    March 20, 2014 at 6:56 am
    I always wonder what these idiots think is going to happen.
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
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    March 20, 2014 at 6:57 am
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    chalket Male 50-59
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    March 20, 2014 at 7:47 am
    Why does that moving train have an open door? Isn`t that just begging some ass-hat to do this very thing?
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    March 20, 2014 at 7:58 am
    "Tuck and roll, Sanjay!! Tuck and roll!!"
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    DeroBoy Male 30-39
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    March 20, 2014 at 7:59 am
    That`s a Melbourne (AUS) train!!!
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
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    March 20, 2014 at 8:16 am
    I`m surprised he didn`t make more of an effort to run forward in the air before hitting the ground. Isn`t that the thing to do at that speed since your body is travelling forward with the train?
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
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    March 20, 2014 at 9:10 am
    LMAO @ Codejockey
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    Rizzo71 Male 40-49
    427 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 12:08 pm
    Idiots are on this planet to amuse us.
    This is really funny.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7068 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 12:16 pm
    Newton`s first Law of Motion.
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    durdikkimeng Male 50-59
    748 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 5:45 pm
    I have no problem with that at all.
    Well, except that the train could`ve been going faster.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
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    March 20, 2014 at 6:35 pm
    Okay, so this reminds me of a story. (I know I`m getting up in years because lately *everything* seems to remind me of a story.)

    So in high school, my best friend was nicknamed "Zolive." Why Zolive? Well, it started in sophomore year when the personalized track jackets arrived. My friend, a transplant from the UK, was named Clive. The jacket manufacturer, an American firm apparently unfamiliar with the name, embroidered his jacket *Olive*. You`d think the hilarity would end there, but no.

    Shortly after trying the jacket on, Clive--now Olive--was doing wind sprints across a parking lot in preparation for a meet. He tripped mid-sprint and slid like he was trying to steal 2nd base, much like the kid does in this video. The entire track team turned when we heard this *Zzzzzzzzz* noise as his torso slid across the asphalt, shredding the new jacket (he was a big guy).

    From thereafter, he was known as "Zolive."
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    ZackDark Male 18-29
    299 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 8:21 pm
    Stupid. Everyone knows you have to jump towards the back of train and run towards the front when landing.

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