Caught On CCTV [Pic]

Submitted by: MarthFador 3 years ago in Weird

He"s not shoplifting. Oh gosh, I wish he was shoplifting!
There are 15 comments:
Male 4,593
Jesus Christ, Gerry, you frickin crack me up every goddam time. Funny sh*t.
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Male 108
@Denogginizer
Mallrats reference?
You just made my day.
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Male 1,558
The scent of semen
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Male 39,552

corn
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Male 1,071
That`s why I do the knuckle bump and don`t feel like a douche for doing it.
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Male 820
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
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Female 4,447
*gags*
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Male 2,711
That`s brilliant! He distracts the security cameras while his buddy shoplifts the merchandise!
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Male 1,253
Maybe he`s thinking, "how odd it is that semen has no real aroma"
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Female 1,329
I feel bad for anyone who has to receive anything from that hand for the rest of the day.
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Male 170
just when you think you`re safe the person watching the cameras gets bored and needs a good laugh.
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Male 1,237
oh hell no
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Male 2,670
He`s been savoring that ass-crack aroma all day!
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Male 2,579
and here we see the primate in it`s natural habitat, the jeans section at target.
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Female 1,004
Link: Caught On CCTV [Pic] [Rate Link] - He`s not shoplifting. Oh gosh, I wish he was shoplifting!
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