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Date: 03/21/14 05:08 AM

7 Responses to Cat Alarm Clocks Are The Best Alarm Clocks

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    Oliwood Male 18-29
    28 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 9:45 pm
    Link: Cat Alarm Clocks Are The Best Alarm Clocks - The best part of waking up is kitties in your face!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    March 21, 2014 at 5:27 am
    The man who wakes up to an eager pussy clearly isn`t yet married.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    March 21, 2014 at 7:19 am
    When I was kid, I had a cat, She would roam the neighborhood all night long and then climbed to the third floor, from outside, to my bedroom and then very gently pulled on my hairto wake me up :-)
    Sweet kitty.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 21, 2014 at 7:51 am
    When I was a kid, I had a cat...

    Ate him.

    Cats = Suck
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    March 21, 2014 at 8:17 am
    Our late cat was acting anxious one morning when I was up but my roomie was still sleeping, so I told her "Go wake up Mommy E--!". Cat trotted down the hall and disappeared. Five minutes later, a groggy E-- showed up: "She was slapping me in the face!" How can you not love a kitty like that?
    (And I`m not asking you, pmarren, you ogre.)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    March 21, 2014 at 3:16 pm
    Toes up the nose!!! Very effective.
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2226 posts
    March 22, 2014 at 8:27 am
    Mine used to perform the heimlich on my nose to wake me up

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