Cat Alarm Clocks Are The Best Alarm Clocks

Submitted by: Oliwood 3 years ago in Funny

The best part of waking up is kitties in your face!
There are 7 comments:
Male 6,152
Mine used to perform the heimlich on my nose to wake me up
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Male 40,764
Toes up the nose!!! Very effective.
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Female 6,381
Our late cat was acting anxious one morning when I was up but my roomie was still sleeping, so I told her "Go wake up Mommy E--!". Cat trotted down the hall and disappeared. Five minutes later, a groggy E-- showed up: "She was slapping me in the face!" How can you not love a kitty like that?
(And I`m not asking you, pmarren, you ogre.)
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Male 4,593
When I was a kid, I had a cat...

Ate him.

Cats = Suck
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Female 2,549
When I was kid, I had a cat, She would roam the neighborhood all night long and then climbed to the third floor, from outside, to my bedroom and then very gently pulled on my hairto wake me up :-)
Sweet kitty.
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Male 15,270
The man who wakes up to an eager pussy clearly isn`t yet married.
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Male 28
Link: Cat Alarm Clocks Are The Best Alarm Clocks [Rate Link] - The best part of waking up is kitties in your face!
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