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Date: 03/02/14 09:42 AM

15 Responses to Calm Your Tits [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1498 posts
    March 2, 2014 at 9:27 am
    Link: Calm Your Tits - Which one do you prefer?
  2. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1498 posts
    March 2, 2014 at 11:09 am
    Hakuna your tatas is definitely my favorite!
  3. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    March 2, 2014 at 11:35 am
    I can`t choose between hakuna your tatas and don`t have a rack attack. :)
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    ArgusTuft Male 50-59
    1189 posts
    March 2, 2014 at 11:39 am
    I can honestly say, I haven`t heard this saying before now. Is this a States thing?
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3318 posts
    March 2, 2014 at 11:42 am
    @Naz14: I agree wholeheartedly, now I need to find a situation to use this in.

    @ArgusTuft: I definitely don`t hear it often but I did have a roommate in Williamsport who would say "calm your tits" a few times yet if anything ever happened he would simply reply "tits." He loved that word.
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    whirlygirl Female 30-39
    230 posts
    March 2, 2014 at 12:11 pm
    Nope, never heard this expression before. So, maybe it`s not a Canadian thing. Or maybe my tits have never needed calming.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    March 2, 2014 at 12:56 pm

    Better get the opinion of an expert ....

  8. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    March 2, 2014 at 6:00 pm
    I`ve never heard anyone use any of these, either, but "Hakuna your tatas" is pretty funny.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    March 2, 2014 at 6:50 pm

    Need something that rhymes with `jugs`
    Hugs??thugs. ..bugs
    hmmm
  10. Profile photo of ArgusTuft
    ArgusTuft Male 50-59
    1189 posts
    March 2, 2014 at 8:08 pm
    @Gerry

    Drugs?
    Earplugs?
    Firebugs?
    Stutterbugs?
    Buttplugs?
  11. Profile photo of RytWing
    RytWing Male 30-39
    316 posts
    March 2, 2014 at 9:10 pm
    Quit knockin the knockers?
    Give that mad nip the slip?
    Those jugs need some hugs?
    Relax the stacks?
    Chill the implants with some chants?
    Cleavage and savage don`t rhyme but that one would have been awesome!


  12. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    March 2, 2014 at 9:48 pm
    I like calm your tit.

    Just one tit.

    That other one`s your party tit.
  13. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    March 2, 2014 at 11:49 pm
    hakuna your tatas is my favourite.
  14. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    March 3, 2014 at 2:21 pm
    Jake, those tits do not look very calm...
  15. Profile photo of draino123
    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    March 3, 2014 at 10:03 pm
    what about the alternative: `Slow your Flow.`

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