Calm Your Tits [Pic]

Submitted by: Naz14 3 years ago in Funny

Which one do you prefer?
There are 15 comments:
Male 767
what about the alternative: `Slow your Flow.`
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Male 5,626
Jake, those tits do not look very calm...
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Female 4,489
hakuna your tatas is my favourite.
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Female 3,696
I like calm your tit.

Just one tit.

That other one`s your party tit.
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Male 316
Quit knockin the knockers?
Give that mad nip the slip?
Those jugs need some hugs?
Relax the stacks?
Chill the implants with some chants?
Cleavage and savage don`t rhyme but that one would have been awesome!


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Male 1,253
@Gerry

Drugs?
Earplugs?
Firebugs?
Stutterbugs?
Buttplugs?
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Male 40,247

Need something that rhymes with `jugs`
Hugs??thugs. ..bugs
hmmm
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Female 4,447
I`ve never heard anyone use any of these, either, but "Hakuna your tatas" is pretty funny.
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Male 7,031

Better get the opinion of an expert ....

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Female 232
Nope, never heard this expression before. So, maybe it`s not a Canadian thing. Or maybe my tits have never needed calming.
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Male 4,099
@Naz14: I agree wholeheartedly, now I need to find a situation to use this in.

@ArgusTuft: I definitely don`t hear it often but I did have a roommate in Williamsport who would say "calm your tits" a few times yet if anything ever happened he would simply reply "tits." He loved that word.
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Male 1,253
I can honestly say, I haven`t heard this saying before now. Is this a States thing?
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Female 2,415
I can`t choose between hakuna your tatas and don`t have a rack attack. :)
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Female 1,584
Hakuna your tatas is definitely my favorite!
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Female 1,584
Link: Calm Your Tits [Pic] [Rate Link] - Which one do you prefer?
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