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Date: 03/24/14 08:04 AM

9 Responses to Awful End Of The Date Kiss Fail

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    March 24, 2014 at 7:38 am
    Link: Awful End Of The Date Kiss Fail - The poor guy never had a chance.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    March 24, 2014 at 8:51 am
    A handshake would have been more effective.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    March 24, 2014 at 10:02 am
    He should have copped a feel. She can`t take that back.
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    March 24, 2014 at 10:47 am
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    March 24, 2014 at 12:52 pm

    It took me awhile to figure this out, so I thought I`d pass it on by way of helping the young squirrels out.

    1. If unsure about that 1st kiss, you put your paw beside her head to stroke her fur (or hair if she`s hooman).

    2. If she wants a kiss, she`ll lean into your paw and encourage the contact. If that happens, you`ve been given the green light. Lean in: just lips initially--if she wants more, you`ll know it.

    3. If she keeps her head still--or worse, moves it a bit away from your paw--you`re out of luck. Nothing, and I mean *nothing*, you do will make her more receptive. Trying to press the issue (as seen in this video) is a chump move. She`s just not that into you, so let it go. Since you didn`t lean in for the kiss, you should be able to disengage without too much embarrassment.

    The End

    ~Squrlz bows, then exits stage right~
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    furrything Male 50-59
    1351 posts
    March 24, 2014 at 1:24 pm
    What the hell IS this?
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    Keyh Male 18-29
    226 posts
    March 24, 2014 at 4:45 pm
    There used to be a dating show on like UPN or something "Blind date"? I don`t remember, but it followed a couple doing a blind date and made semi-humorous comments (usually really annoying) about the date.
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    bordo Male 50-59
    907 posts
    March 24, 2014 at 8:25 pm
    You make one real move, if she doesn`t want to kiss at the end of a date, live with it. Date her again or don`t. This stuff makes you look like a needy loser.
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    CreamK Male 40-49
    1423 posts
    March 25, 2014 at 2:54 am
    bordo: just what i was going to say, one definite move, that`s all you need. or get.

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