A Robot Stripper That Will Make It Rain

Submitted by: ElectricEye 3 years ago in Weird

I Robot anyone? Cutting edge animatronics make it seem so real it"s kinda creepy. My oil pressure just went up.
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Male 567
There`s a pole coming out of her chest... in case anyone missed that when they were putting her together.
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Female 3,696
This is the worst thing I have ever seen. I will never sleep again.
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Male 5,785
Where do we put the bills? All I see is a coin slot.
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Male 2,143
How much for a lap dance?
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Male 662
I was waiting for the phrase "I would like to play a game."
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Male 6,227
@ Naz: LOL. D`awwww... don`t feel bad. You aren`t the first IAB`er to be trolled by a squirrel. And I hope not the last!

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Female 1,564
I hate you.
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Male 1,059
Dammit, ElectricEye, how many times do I have to tell you... Don`t date robots!!!
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Male 6,227
@ Naz: Here you go:

Monica D`Lecanard interview :-)
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Female 1,564
Links please...cause I cant find ANYTHING on it and Im pretty good at finding stuff...
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Male 6,227
@ Naz and Draculya: Her name is Monica D`Lecanard. She`s from Quebec and did a lot of performance art in Paris. She was in a car accident in her late teens that resulted in amputation of both arms. IN interviews, she`s sais that the stares she often receives as a double amputee inspired her performance art, specifically the "robot stripper" thing. So both arms are prostheses, Naz. That`s why the shoulders look weird. She comes across in the interviews as really, really smart, if a little weird.
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Male 1,983
The shoulders, elbows, wrists, and fingers are CLEARLY mechanical, Squrlz.
Please, either explain your assertion or give links.
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Male 15,187
Sqrlz. I looked up Spectral Motion and they do CGI, so I guess her shoulders are fake.
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Female 1,564
I dont know if I can believe that Squrlz. Take a look at the shoulders and the way they attach. Theres not enough room there for a human shoulder/arm to fit.
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Male 6,227
I just did some research on this and you have all been fooled. It`s a performance artist--a real woman *impersonating* a robot (which explains the mask). She`s done a number of manequin performances before but started doing this "stripper robot" thing to videotape the public`s responses to what they think is a machine.
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Male 39,603

"Stripper" ?
Did it remove anything?
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Female 655
Why are there like.. dirt spots all over it? Wait.. I don`t want to know.
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Male 7,774
A lot of women are suddenly out of a job.
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Male 696
Ten years and you`ll be able to buy one.

*installed fleshlight attachment on premium models only
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Male 1,237
Creepy as hell.. That mask is horrible
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Male 3,231
I dont think they truly understood where the pole goes in pole dancing.
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Male 2,390
Last time I saw someone move like that I had to administer some valium
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Male 148
I appreciate that someone`s spent a lot of time over this, but the biggest challenge with bipedal robots is to get them to stand up and balance themselves, and I don`t really call sticking a big metal rod from the robot to the wall solving this. And I doubt the robot was coming up with the moves itself, so I don`t think this is really all that advanced.
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Female 94
Total butter face!
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Male 329
The title is a lie. I see no strippers, just a dancer.
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Male 182
Damn thats some fancy electronics there.. Now take it off!!

But jokes aside, they have really moved forward with this stuff. The hand movements were totally fluid.
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Male 6,227
Bender`s in a trance there. LOL
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Male 2,711
Um... no.

Not to mention WHY?
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Male 2,675
fudgekd-up Level: Expert
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Male 5,785

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Male 5,624
I think you`re missing the point of the exhibit.

It looks like it`s been through the ringer and suddenly, speaks using a guy`s voice...
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Male 3,369
A pretty face would have been nice.
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Male 3,134
Horrible stripper moves, more like some random fail drunk dancing.. and WHAT is with that mask?

I don`t get that part at all.
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Male 2,729
Link: A Robot Stripper That Will Make It Rain [Rate Link] - I Robot anyone? Cutting edge animatronics make it seem so real it`s kinda creepy. My oil pressure just went up.
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