7 PornBurgers That Turn Vegans Into Carnivores[Pic

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 2 years ago Misc


Pornburger... Sounds a little dirty, right? Maybe even a bit naughty? Good. Welcome, perverts. This is not health food, nor is it chock-full of recipes. Rather, it"s a year long venture into the dark arts of hamburgery.




Breakfast for dinner? F*ck that. This is breakfast for winner. Be advised, periods of prolonged staring could lead to potential heart failure and/or unruly beard growth. Please consult with your family physician before consuming this brawny biscuit burger. That said, there are certainly worse ways to go than death by burger.





I might be biased, but I"m pretty sure burgers are an aphrodisiac. Then again, what do I know? For me, sexy food is: adventurous, exotic, rare, and flavor vibrant. This seasoned lamb heart tartare, with an ocean-fresh sardine aioli, earthy beet chips, creamy quail egg, trout roe, and herb salad, meet all of the above credentials. Cupid might be an ass man, but I aim for the heart.





Dunking a duck fat fry into a creamy milkshake might just be my happy place... Throw in booze and a malted bistro burger, sandwiched in an airy gougre, and I"m high-fiving everything that moves. How "underful".





This mythical beast of a burger is all muscle splendor on top and hot tail on bottom. Nesting upon crunchy shrimp toast and seaweed salad, sits a juicy furikake-seasoned burger, bathed in an uni beurre blanc and adorned with capers, pickled fennel, and a fresh radish salad. This is one merman thats comfortable being equal parts surf and turf.





Fried macaroni and cheese, jerk rubbed bacon, lobster, mic drop.





This is a classic case of a racy burger flown a-fowl: A duck confit burger, scandalously dressed in fried chicken hearts, smothered in fig catsup, and bedded on a creamy spread of chicken liver pt. This is certainly one bird you wont be bringing home to umami and daddy.





I know, I know. With a name like Bambi, its easy to make assumptions. Well, Ive got three words for you. Slow. Your. Roll What else would you call a seasoned venison patty, smothered in melted taleggio cheese, creamy sauce chasseur (hunter sauce), quick pickle beets, pan-fried spam, and sandwiched between two buttery buns?

Im going to let this burger perversion speak for itself. This is true burger porn.
Credits: Pornburgerme
There are 23 comments:
Female 688
This is what happens when chefs have too much time on their hands and try to fix what isn`t broken.
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Male 1,196
This is making me consider becoming a vegan.
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Male 2,418
Nope. Still vegan.

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Male 729
Bullpoo pansy burgers. The beauty of a burger is the simplicity. The cheese and the roll should be the variable modifiers, not a bunch of coffee shop fluff.
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Male 11,740
Nope. These are disgusting. They don`t deserve to be called burgers either.
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Female 1,467
I`ll take a bambi please - the spam.
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Female 322
Seasoned lamb heart tartar? No no no... No no... No.
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Male 484
I love a good burger. These do not look like good burgers.
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Male 12,365
These are indeed examples of perverted burgers. As a result, they`ll put off most people who eat meat burgers. Overly complex, slimy, impractical messes of meat and dairy and vegetables are more likely to increase veganism than reduce it.

These are just pretentious foolishness that detracts from the main point.
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Male 2,514
I don`t think I`d like any of them. In fact, a few of them I`d absolutely refuse to try.
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Female 7,838
Hmm- okay. Last night I had two 4oz venison burgers with a roquefort topping in a crusty granary roll, a little baby leaf salad it it was AMAZING. Cost less than a Big Mac too...
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Male 2,436
I could go for the Mac Daddy right about now.

I could also go for a sack full of sliders from White Castle...

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Male 837
Yeah, you don`t convert vegetarians or vegans by enticing with chicken hearts.
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Female 857
Merman, please.
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Male 37,890

I`m going to say NO to all of them.
When you get that much going on it`s just a pile of mess.
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Male 5,568
@Beaux66,
An ex-girlfriend`s brother-in-law was strictly kosher until he finally broke down, one day, and tasted bacon!
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Male 1,444
Sometimes, simple is the best way.
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Male 51
The only meat that turns vegetarians into carnivores is bacon. I`ve seen it happen.
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Male 83
And 7 times chunk blowing from me!
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Male 14,775
Creativity 10 & quantity 10... but you don`t need to be creative or over the top to make a great burger
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Male 260
"broizfam"
For me, this is just "How to ruin a good burger"

i second that, looks and sounds disgusting.
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Male 5,568
For me, this is just "How to ruin a good burger">
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Female 8,044
Link: 7 PornBurgers That Turn Vegans Into Carnivores[Pic [Rate Link] - Im going to let this burger perversion speak for itself. This is true burger porn.
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