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7 PornBurgers That Turn Vegans Into Carnivores[Pic

Pornburger… Sounds a little dirty, right? Maybe even a bit naughty? Good. Welcome, perverts. This is not health food, nor is it chock-full of recipes. Rather, it”s a year long venture into the dark arts of hamburgery.

Breakfast for dinner? F*ck that. This is breakfast for winner. Be advised, periods of prolonged staring could lead to potential heart failure and/or unruly beard growth. Please consult with your family physician before consuming this brawny biscuit burger. That said, there are certainly worse ways to go than death by burger.

I might be biased, but I”m pretty sure burgers are an aphrodisiac. Then again, what do I know? For me, sexy food is: adventurous, exotic, rare, and flavor vibrant. This seasoned lamb heart tartare, with an ocean-fresh sardine aioli, earthy beet chips, creamy quail egg, trout roe, and herb salad, meet all of the above credentials. Cupid might be an ass man, but I aim for the heart.

Dunking a duck fat fry into a creamy milkshake might just be my happy place… Throw in booze and a malted bistro burger, sandwiched in an airy gougre, and I”m high-fiving everything that moves. How “underful”.

This mythical beast of a burger is all muscle splendor on top and hot tail on bottom. Nesting upon crunchy shrimp toast and seaweed salad, sits a juicy furikake-seasoned burger, bathed in an uni beurre blanc and adorned with capers, pickled fennel, and a fresh radish salad. This is one merman thats comfortable being equal parts surf and turf.

Fried macaroni and cheese, jerk rubbed bacon, lobster, mic drop.

This is a classic case of a racy burger flown a-fowl: A duck confit burger, scandalously dressed in fried chicken hearts, smothered in fig catsup, and bedded on a creamy spread of chicken liver pt. This is certainly one bird you wont be bringing home to umami and daddy.

I know, I know. With a name like Bambi, its easy to make assumptions. Well, Ive got three words for you. Slow. Your. Roll What else would you call a seasoned venison patty, smothered in melted taleggio cheese, creamy sauce chasseur (hunter sauce), quick pickle beets, pan-fried spam, and sandwiched between two buttery buns?

Im going to let this burger perversion speak for itself. This is true burger porn.

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Date: 03/09/14 09:54 AM

24 Responses to 7 PornBurgers That Turn Vegans Into Carnivores[Pic

  1. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4891 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 10:15 am
    For me, this is just "How to ruin a good burger">
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    darkhawk Male 70 & Over
    260 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 10:20 am
    For me, this is just "How to ruin a good burger"

    i second that, looks and sounds disgusting.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2382 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 10:28 am
    Burgers should be fresh meat, skillet fried with butter. Done.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 10:35 am
    Creativity 10 & quantity 10... but you don`t need to be creative or over the top to make a great burger
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    Chickenthief Male 40-49
    84 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 10:39 am
    And 7 times chunk blowing from me!
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    Beaux66 Male 40-49
    51 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 10:40 am
    The only meat that turns vegetarians into carnivores is bacon. I`ve seen it happen.
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 10:43 am
    Sometimes, simple is the best way.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4891 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 10:52 am
    An ex-girlfriend`s brother-in-law was strictly kosher until he finally broke down, one day, and tasted bacon!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 12:03 pm

    I`m going to say NO to all of them.
    When you get that much going on it`s just a pile of mess.
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    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 12:09 pm
    Merman, please.
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    JadesDitoyr Male 18-29
    841 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 12:26 pm
    Yeah, you don`t convert vegetarians or vegans by enticing with chicken hearts.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 12:27 pm
    I could go for the Mac Daddy right about now.

    I could also go for a sack full of sliders from White Castle...

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    madduck Female 50-59
    7614 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 12:34 pm
    Hmm- okay. Last night I had two 4oz venison burgers with a roquefort topping in a crusty granary roll, a little baby leaf salad it it was AMAZING. Cost less than a Big Mac too...
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 12:37 pm
    I don`t think I`d like any of them. In fact, a few of them I`d absolutely refuse to try.
  15. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 12:47 pm
    These are indeed examples of perverted burgers. As a result, they`ll put off most people who eat meat burgers. Overly complex, slimy, impractical messes of meat and dairy and vegetables are more likely to increase veganism than reduce it.

    These are just pretentious foolishness that detracts from the main point.
  16. Profile photo of Profworm
    Profworm Male 30-39
    403 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 3:30 pm
    I love a good burger. These do not look like good burgers.
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    littleoracle Female 30-39
    322 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 5:40 pm
    Seasoned lamb heart tartar? No no no... No no... No.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 6:45 pm
    I`ll take a bambi please - the spam.
  19. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 7:11 pm
    Nope. These are disgusting. They don`t deserve to be called burgers either.
  20. Profile photo of PopCap
    PopCap Male 30-39
    730 posts
    March 9, 2014 at 9:30 pm
    Bullpoo pansy burgers. The beauty of a burger is the simplicity. The cheese and the roll should be the variable modifiers, not a bunch of coffee shop fluff.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    March 10, 2014 at 4:20 am
    Nope. Still vegan.

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    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    March 10, 2014 at 12:35 pm
    This is making me consider becoming a vegan.
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    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    March 10, 2014 at 6:31 pm
    This is what happens when chefs have too much time on their hands and try to fix what isn`t broken.

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