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67-Yr-Old Grandmother Explains Semen Facemasks

There are a lot of people in this world who are batpoo crazy. Kanye West is one. Stella Ralfini, a 67-year-old British sex therapist who recommends smearing man seed on your face for healthy skin is apparently another. Stella is really bananas. Like, certifiably bonkers. For example, her #1 book on Amazon is only #1 because she declared it NUMBER ONE BOOK in the title. Another one of her books (more like a pamphlet, tbh), Sex as the New Religion, is a lot of spiritual jargon and crazy assertions, such as “sex cures cancer” and “Jesus was a sex guru and the Bible is written in code that when deciphered instructs us how to get the snake that lives in our spinal cord to slither up to our brain.”

If Stella Ralfini was your grandmother, you could go to her for advice and she would take 45 minutes to answer one question and she would talk about Mayans and the movement of celestial bodies and the time she met John Lennon and her answer would make no sense at first, but then when you extracted the meaning of what she said, she would probably be right. How awesome would that be?

Plus she does have great skin!

Well her skin is radiant! Jizz did the trick!

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Date: 03/20/14 11:20 AM

22 Responses to 67-Yr-Old Grandmother Explains Semen Facemasks

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    March 20, 2014 at 10:41 am
    Link: 67-Yr-Old Grandmother Explains Semen Facemasks - Well her skin is radiant! Jizz did the trick!
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 11:55 am
    Well I can only support this. Think of all the jobs it would create!
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7564 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 12:43 pm
    Harmless I suppose. Free at least. I have a few acquaintances who are as mad as that- and weirdly they do all seem to age really well.. I wish I knew precisely what it was they did that helped- or is aging linked to the bonkers gene?
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2163 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 12:48 pm
    Doesn`t compute. Ever seen some porn stars? It`s not helping them.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 20, 2014 at 12:53 pm

    What a bunch of bull poo. If that were only half true I`d still look like I was 19.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 1:25 pm
    So far, my only guess for having your skin age well (other than avoiding large doses of sun exposure) is to not wear make-up... I`ve never worn it in my life and at 37 my skin looks better than every woman I know who are of the same age and that has worn make-up pretty much their entire lives. (not smoking cigarettes really, really freaking helps too!!!)
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7740 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 1:38 pm
    But try and get your wife to believe this.....
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    g3n3r1k Male 18-29
    250 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 1:43 pm
    woah woah guys, lets support this
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    bdowner60 Male 40-49
    593 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 1:56 pm
    Yeah , like heavy makeup along with a low resolution camera = ta-da effin magic!
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    spanz Male 50-59
    882 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 2:37 pm
    jeez, what an excellent plan!
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 6:40 pm
    @ Wendypants: Good for you; that`s great! I wear an SPF 30 sunscreen and a hat when I`m outdoors. That helps. And I agree 100% about the smoking. I don`t have any wrinkles to speak of and not being a smoker has a lot to do with it, I`m sure.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
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    March 20, 2014 at 8:10 pm
    The botox helps too, the forehead on that woman has not moved in a decade atleast.

    And I know all the Indian secrets, this is hogwash.
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 8:13 pm
    Yes, be quiet. I want my wife to believe.
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    RytWing Male 30-39
    316 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 10:16 pm

    Her face!

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    RytWing Male 30-39
    316 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 10:16 pm

    Wait for it
  16. Profile photo of RytWing
    RytWing Male 30-39
    316 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 10:17 pm

    Where does one donate to her cause?
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14625 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 10:43 pm
    Oh Jesus, Gerry`s comment.
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    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    March 21, 2014 at 12:21 am
    Dude the chick I bang does that!!! What if it is true!?!?!
  19. Profile photo of sourkraut
    sourkraut Male 40-49
    358 posts
    March 21, 2014 at 1:16 am
    I`m a 45 year old male with a remarkably wrinkle-free face. I also sleep very soundly.

    The two guys I live with agree.



    Oh!

  20. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 21, 2014 at 1:50 am
    omg, I puked in my mouth.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    March 21, 2014 at 9:55 am
    LOL @ Emmetty. Don`t swallow! Vomit is an awesome hair conditioner. Really!

    How are you, Emmetty? I think autumn has just arrived in NZ, yes? Spring arrived here yesterday.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    March 21, 2014 at 5:22 pm
    is that a she male?

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