67-Yr-Old Grandmother Explains Semen Facemasks

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 2 years ago Weird




There are a lot of people in this world who are batpoo crazy. Kanye West is one. Stella Ralfini, a 67-year-old British sex therapist who recommends smearing man seed on your face for healthy skin is apparently another. Stella is really bananas. Like, certifiably bonkers. For example, her #1 book on Amazon is only #1 because she declared it NUMBER ONE BOOK in the title. Another one of her books (more like a pamphlet, tbh), Sex as the New Religion, is a lot of spiritual jargon and crazy assertions, such as "sex cures cancer" and "Jesus was a sex guru and the Bible is written in code that when deciphered instructs us how to get the snake that lives in our spinal cord to slither up to our brain."

If Stella Ralfini was your grandmother, you could go to her for advice and she would take 45 minutes to answer one question and she would talk about Mayans and the movement of celestial bodies and the time she met John Lennon and her answer would make no sense at first, but then when you extracted the meaning of what she said, she would probably be right. How awesome would that be?

Plus she does have great skin!

Well her skin is radiant! Jizz did the trick!
There are 22 comments:
Male 3,578
is that a she male?
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Male 6,227
LOL @ Emmetty. Don`t swallow! Vomit is an awesome hair conditioner. Really!

How are you, Emmetty? I think autumn has just arrived in NZ, yes? Spring arrived here yesterday.
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Female 4,349
omg, I puked in my mouth.
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Male 369
I`m a 45 year old male with a remarkably wrinkle-free face. I also sleep very soundly.

The two guys I live with agree.



Oh!

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Male 958
Dude the chick I bang does that!!! What if it is true!?!?!
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Male 14,775
Oh Jesus, Gerry`s comment.
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Male 316

Where does one donate to her cause?
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Male 316

Wait for it
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Male 316

Her face!

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Male 2,031
Yes, be quiet. I want my wife to believe.
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Female 2,549
The botox helps too, the forehead on that woman has not moved in a decade atleast.

And I know all the Indian secrets, this is hogwash.
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Male 6,227
@ Wendypants: Good for you; that`s great! I wear an SPF 30 sunscreen and a hat when I`m outdoors. That helps. And I agree 100% about the smoking. I don`t have any wrinkles to speak of and not being a smoker has a lot to do with it, I`m sure.
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Male 1,109
jeez, what an excellent plan!
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Male 593
Yeah , like heavy makeup along with a low resolution camera = ta-da effin magic!
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Male 250
woah woah guys, lets support this
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Male 7,775
But try and get your wife to believe this.....
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Female 2,415
So far, my only guess for having your skin age well (other than avoiding large doses of sun exposure) is to not wear make-up... I`ve never worn it in my life and at 37 my skin looks better than every woman I know who are of the same age and that has worn make-up pretty much their entire lives. (not smoking cigarettes really, really freaking helps too!!!)
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Male 37,914

What a bunch of bull poo. If that were only half true I`d still look like I was 19.
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Male 2,390
Doesn`t compute. Ever seen some porn stars? It`s not helping them.
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Female 7,838
Harmless I suppose. Free at least. I have a few acquaintances who are as mad as that- and weirdly they do all seem to age really well.. I wish I knew precisely what it was they did that helped- or is aging linked to the bonkers gene?
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Male 2,332
Well I can only support this. Think of all the jobs it would create!
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Female 8,044
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