There are a lot of people in this world who are batpoo crazy. Kanye West is one. Stella Ralfini, a 67-year-old British sex therapist who recommends smearing man seed on your face for healthy skin is apparently another. Stella is really bananas. Like, certifiably bonkers. For example, her #1 book on Amazon is only #1 because she declared it NUMBER ONE BOOK in the title. Another one of her books (more like a pamphlet, tbh), Sex as the New Religion, is a lot of spiritual jargon and crazy assertions, such as “sex cures cancer” and “Jesus was a sex guru and the Bible is written in code that when deciphered instructs us how to get the snake that lives in our spinal cord to slither up to our brain.”
If Stella Ralfini was your grandmother, you could go to her for advice and she would take 45 minutes to answer one question and she would talk about Mayans and the movement of celestial bodies and the time she met John Lennon and her answer would make no sense at first, but then when you extracted the meaning of what she said, she would probably be right. How awesome would that be?
Plus she does have great skin!
Well her skin is radiant! Jizz did the trick!