25 Names To Prove Your Momma Didn`t Love You [Pic]

Submitted by: ElectricEye 2 years ago Funny



















































These can"t be real...
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Male 195
Went to school with an Anita Lay.
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Male 2,859
Some of these are false names given to newspapers/channels for a laugh.

I now want to change my name to Fire Penguin Disco Panda, he looks so damned happy about it.
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Female 4,447
My brother knows a guy named Jack Spratt. I know a Casey Jones.
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Male 292
25 Names To Prove Your Momma Didn`t Love You... LOL if they named you "Gerry" LOL!
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Female 512
I remember reading many years ago about a teacher who was having trouble with the school he worked at after he legally changed his name to Funkin O`Punkin The Gay Prince of Hell. Seems the school didn`t appreciate Mr Hell`s choice of name.
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Male 312
Dick Trickle was definitely real. As a child I saw him stock car race many times.
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Male 769
i knew a girl in high school, her first name was Twana. her last name was Cox. we didnt learn her real name until the end of junior year. always went by her middle name. she never liked her first name. we assumed it was because she was racist. she was white. like country white, not ghetto white.
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Male 837
My dad wanted to name me Otto. My last name is Maddoux.
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Male 3,652
Saw in the paper a few years ago the Sports Headline said "Butts Being Probed For Steroid Use."
When I read the article it was just 1 baseball player named Butts.
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Male 3,652
Mel, if you have any nephews or neices you`d be their Aunt Flo who visits their mother 1 week out of every month.
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Male 1,056
I`d like to meet Charity Beaver.
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Male 11,740
Some of these were changed by the people when they were older. Some are just nicknames. Some have bad last names and would make the list no matter what.
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Male 15,832
My dad knew a girl in college named Ophelia Peters.

I knew a kid in high school named Lee Boner. His dad`s name was Harry.
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Male 842
We had a bar buddy we called 2 beers. His real name was Bud Miller. Saw his drivers license and it was real.
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Male 833
my 8th grade science teacher was Dick Munch
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Male 7,775
Then there`s the guy that lays soft floor coverings in your home: Walter Wallcarpet.
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Female 1,516
I knew a girl in high school named April Mae and I forgot her last name. She was dating Ben June. We always teased her that she should marry him.

Years later I ran into her and sure enough, she is April Mae June.
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Female 3,180
I was born, Florence Good "Flo Good" THANKS mom and dad!
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Male 987

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Female 4,086
how about Candice Kane?
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Male 2,711
I used to work with a girl named Candy Corn (and no, she wasn`t very sweet).

Then there`s the infamous Crystal Lear, middle name Shanda...
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Male 1,253
I went to school with a girl called Honey Seman. She later had a daughter, called her Candy.
True story.
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Male 413
In the case of Tarrah Dactyl, you Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens ARE the father!
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Male 416
Had a friend named Elizabeth Purple, though her parents almost named her Violet. And I graduated with a girl named Heidi Stump.
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Male 3,472
How about Fred Flint Stone.
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Male 820
How about all the names the idiot celebrities give their poor children?
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Male 3,415
The best clarinet player in my area has a daughter. Her name is Claire Annette.

I wish I was joking...
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Female 7,836
I think some are done by deed poll- BUT I knew a girl called Henrietta Lamb. Never knew if her parents did it deliberately but as far as I know they were oblivious...
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Male 1,059
I love how so many of these are "so-and-so" arrested. I wouldn`t have expected a headline of "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Wins the Nobel Prize".
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Male 2,729
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