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Date: 03/18/14 12:54 PM

31 Responses to 25 Names To Prove Your Momma Didn`t Love You [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of ElectricEye
    ElectricEye Male 40-49
    2723 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 11:17 am
    Link: 25 Names To Prove Your Momma Didn`t Love You - These can`t be real...
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 1:39 pm
    I love how so many of these are "so-and-so" arrested. I wouldn`t have expected a headline of "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Wins the Nobel Prize".
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 2:04 pm
    I think some are done by deed poll- BUT I knew a girl called Henrietta Lamb. Never knew if her parents did it deliberately but as far as I know they were oblivious...
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3145 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 2:22 pm
    The best clarinet player in my area has a daughter. Her name is Claire Annette.

    I wish I was joking...
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    Denogginizer Male 30-39
    821 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 2:23 pm
    How about all the names the idiot celebrities give their poor children?
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 2:31 pm
    How about Fred Flint Stone.
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    Darkalen Male 40-49
    403 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 2:43 pm
    Had a friend named Elizabeth Purple, though her parents almost named her Violet. And I graduated with a girl named Heidi Stump.
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    luke182 Male 18-29
    410 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 2:45 pm
    In the case of Tarrah Dactyl, you Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens ARE the father!
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    ArgusTuft Male 50-59
    1189 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 2:56 pm
    I went to school with a girl called Honey Seman. She later had a daughter, called her Candy.
    True story.
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 3:32 pm
    I used to work with a girl named Candy Corn (and no, she wasn`t very sweet).

    Then there`s the infamous Crystal Lear, middle name Shanda...
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3770 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 3:46 pm
    how about Candice Kane?
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    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 3:52 pm

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    MelCervini Female 40-49
    2093 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 3:54 pm
    I was born, Florence Good "Flo Good" THANKS mom and dad!
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    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 3:54 pm
    I knew a girl in high school named April Mae and I forgot her last name. She was dating Ben June. We always teased her that she should marry him.

    Years later I ran into her and sure enough, she is April Mae June.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 4:54 pm
    Then there`s the guy that lays soft floor coverings in your home: Walter Wallcarpet.
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    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 5:05 pm
    my 8th grade science teacher was Dick Munch
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    scheckydamon Male 60-69
    675 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 5:51 pm
    We had a bar buddy we called 2 beers. His real name was Bud Miller. Saw his drivers license and it was real.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 8:11 pm
    My dad knew a girl in college named Ophelia Peters.

    I knew a kid in high school named Lee Boner. His dad`s name was Harry.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 9:22 pm
    Some of these were changed by the people when they were older. Some are just nicknames. Some have bad last names and would make the list no matter what.
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    Zismo Male 18-29
    1010 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 9:50 pm
    I`d like to meet Charity Beaver.
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2210 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 10:11 pm
    Mel, if you have any nephews or neices you`d be their Aunt Flo who visits their mother 1 week out of every month.
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2210 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 10:16 pm
    Saw in the paper a few years ago the Sports Headline said "Butts Being Probed For Steroid Use."
    When I read the article it was just 1 baseball player named Butts.
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    JadesDitoyr Male 18-29
    841 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 10:19 pm
    My dad wanted to name me Otto. My last name is Maddoux.
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    JohnFred Male 40-49
    60 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 10:23 pm

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    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    March 18, 2014 at 10:43 pm
    i knew a girl in high school, her first name was Twana. her last name was Cox. we didnt learn her real name until the end of junior year. always went by her middle name. she never liked her first name. we assumed it was because she was racist. she was white. like country white, not ghetto white.
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    Roland Male 30-39
    288 posts
    March 19, 2014 at 5:11 am
    Dick Trickle was definitely real. As a child I saw him stock car race many times.
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    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    March 19, 2014 at 5:37 am
    I remember reading many years ago about a teacher who was having trouble with the school he worked at after he legally changed his name to Funkin O`Punkin The Gay Prince of Hell. Seems the school didn`t appreciate Mr Hell`s choice of name.
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    Originalform Male 30-39
    292 posts
    March 19, 2014 at 3:31 pm
    25 Names To Prove Your Momma Didn`t Love You... LOL if they named you "Gerry" LOL!
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    March 19, 2014 at 7:47 pm
    My brother knows a guy named Jack Spratt. I know a Casey Jones.
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 4:17 am
    Some of these are false names given to newspapers/channels for a laugh.

    I now want to change my name to Fire Penguin Disco Panda, he looks so damned happy about it.
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    axeman929 Male 30-39
    195 posts
    March 20, 2014 at 10:33 pm
    Went to school with an Anita Lay.

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