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  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 8:49 am
    Link: 20 Things Men Do That Women Don`t Know About - A friendly PSA. Feel free to add a few more fellas. (Example: #21. Adjust dick through pant pocket.)
  2. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 8:51 am
    We know your secrets now!!!!
  3. Profile photo of badfish951
    badfish951 Male 70 & Over
    113 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 9:54 am
    Most of these are absolutely true. The deleting internet history and fantasizing about female friends, while true, make this list impossible to share with my wife... >:(
  4. Profile photo of irunfast86
    irunfast86 Male 18-29
    404 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 9:55 am
    everything except 18...it`s called "incognito mode"
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    irunfast86 Male 18-29
    404 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 9:58 am
    i agree badfish951. i`d also like to add if your wife, no matter how long you`ve been married or deep in love you are, asks who you`d like to have sex with...dont answer. you may be drunk at the time and think it`s no big deal but, it is. and whomever you name will cease to exist from your life.
  6. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3286 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 10:03 am
    12 and 19 are the only two that I`ve never done.
  7. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 10:19 am
    "6. Thought about freezing time and doing naughty things to people..."
    Yep. This list was written by a woman and she does no. 6...
  8. Profile photo of Denogginizer
    Denogginizer Male 30-39
    821 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 10:34 am
    Unnervingly accurate.
  9. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 10:55 am
    Every. Single. One.
  10. Profile photo of gammapane
    gammapane Male 18-29
    170 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 11:00 am
    it`s like they know me....
  11. Profile photo of TheZigRat
    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2225 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 11:10 am
    Almost broke my kneecap on a set of cement stairs once doing #4
  12. Profile photo of TheZigRat
    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2225 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 11:18 am
    What about Lumberjacking? or When a man blows his nose they look at the hanky, klenex, palm etc
  13. Profile photo of Jake_Justus
    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 11:19 am

    About 75% accurate.
  14. Profile photo of ZapTheSheep
    ZapTheSheep Male 30-39
    101 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 11:33 am
    15/20
  15. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 11:58 am
    Who the heck blows their nose in the shower?!?

    That aside, I`d have to agree that this list is about 75% accurate. Although, a lot of the "peeing" ones are things I did when I was a kid...
  16. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 12:10 pm
    whoa... when did i write this..
  17. Profile photo of Mikeoxsbiggg
    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 12:28 pm
    Or the unexpected and unwanted boner. Always in the worst possible place and time.. No reason either. Must hide.
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 12:29 pm

    Not the post-on-facebook bit, but yeah, done`em all.

    Someone trade marked "The Nod" ? 555
  19. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 12:29 pm

    "Who the heck blows their nose in the shower?!?"
    So you can wash the snot out of your mustache.
  20. Profile photo of Grendel
    Grendel Male 40-49
    6267 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 12:42 pm
    95% accurate.
  21. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 1:33 pm
    15/20. Now we need a womens list.
  22. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 2:01 pm
    Aye, got me on a few of those right enough!
  23. Profile photo of g3n3r1k
    g3n3r1k Male 18-29
    250 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 2:20 pm
    alot of pee related ones.
  24. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 2:29 pm
    Dam, this list is so spot on, including #21!

    Well done kitteh.
  25. Profile photo of mystreT
    mystreT Male 30-39
    332 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 2:32 pm
    every.
    single.
    one.
  26. Profile photo of Darkalen
    Darkalen Male 40-49
    411 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 3:27 pm
    Supplemental: Utilized the "pinch and roll" technique
  27. Profile photo of Nobbinz
    Nobbinz Male 30-39
    107 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 4:32 pm
    Damn, I never did number 12!

    Challenge... Accepted!
  28. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2193 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 5:06 pm
    To good. So many are true.
  29. Profile photo of bluevayero
    bluevayero Male 18-29
    226 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 5:29 pm
    better not let my gf see this. for a very very specific reason
  30. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 5:47 pm
    I`ve done the bread thing.
  31. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 5:57 pm
    They spelled Pisa wrong.
  32. Profile photo of Xprez
    Xprez Male 30-39
    676 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 6:27 pm
    Holy crap, I`m not alone!
  33. Profile photo of TheZigRat
    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2225 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 6:39 pm
    Ive never blew my nose in the shower
    Someone should post what women do just to be fair.
  34. Profile photo of TheZigRat
    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2225 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 6:46 pm
    Anyone ever try "Bathroom battleship (tm)?"
  35. Profile photo of RytWing
    RytWing Male 30-39
    316 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 8:22 pm

    Gentlemen,
    Try peeing with the other hand. I don`t remember why I did this, maybe holding an infant, but it is weird.
  36. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 8:26 pm
    ? Apart from the peeing ones that only guys can do, girls do this poo too..
  37. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 8:26 pm
    5. Yep! Anyone else got a secret little folder of her friend`s hottest photos for fap action?
  38. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 8:37 pm
    This is all true. I guess I`m just Alpha...
  39. Profile photo of BlargBot
    BlargBot Male 30-39
    108 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 9:18 pm
    TheZigRat - I`m scared to ask, but must know: what is Bathroom battleship?
  40. Profile photo of Fionax
    Fionax Female 18-29
    36 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 11:22 pm
    I`m with Feefee, aside from the penis related ones, us girls do a lot of it too. Actually, I think we know that men do these but men don`t know that WE do them LOL. Or just don`t want to believe.

    I know I tend to do number 14 a lot. I know several weapons/torture implements I can make from products at a petstore from these thoughts. :P
  41. Profile photo of Roland
    Roland Male 30-39
    299 posts
    March 13, 2014 at 11:55 pm
    I`d say about 15 of these apply for me.
  42. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 14, 2014 at 12:11 am
    Peeing with the seat down = expert mode.
  43. Profile photo of ArgusTuft
    ArgusTuft Male 50-59
    1215 posts
    March 14, 2014 at 1:17 am
    Long time ago, used to have distance comps with a girlfriend. She used to use the urinal next to me. Stand up straight, aim forward, all that. She was so talented, and it was very bonding. I miss her sometimes.
  44. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    March 14, 2014 at 2:45 am
    number 20 explains a lot.
  45. Profile photo of aliyahg1979
    aliyahg1979 Female 30-39
    254 posts
    March 14, 2014 at 8:03 am
    haha so mostly it`s about bathroom antics, sexual innuendos and being a silly, happy and when left to their own devices, dumb, crazy and out of their minds (in our eyes)which all women know you guys are... and that`s one of the reasons why we like you :)
  46. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    March 14, 2014 at 2:55 pm
    I`ve lived with nothing but males since I was 18, so I already knew most of this. The only one that I hadn`t heard was the pee bubbles one, which is a pretty funny mental picture.
  47. Profile photo of som-tam
    som-tam Male 18-29
    714 posts
    March 14, 2014 at 3:53 pm
    @old ollie: seat down and lights off (to preserve night vision) = expert mode.
  48. Profile photo of LadySatan
    LadySatan Female 40-49
    51 posts
    March 14, 2014 at 5:18 pm
    Aside from the pee-related items, and #16 (rom-com movies make me want to barf) I have done every single one of these.
  49. Profile photo of MattyP
    MattyP Male 18-29
    197 posts
    March 14, 2014 at 6:51 pm
    20 for 20. Best list ever, even if most of it is about pee.
  50. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 14, 2014 at 8:52 pm
    7, 18, 19, that`s it. #5? No, just no. You apparently haven`t seen some of my female friends.
  51. Profile photo of JadesDitoyr
    JadesDitoyr Male 18-29
    841 posts
    March 14, 2014 at 10:30 pm
    I fight as a hobby, so, yeah... I`m constantly thinking through "What if" scenarios.

    I do Medieval reenactment combat, so it always involves "I grab my sword". Incidentally, I tend to always have a sword nearby. Even in the office. "For Decoration."
  52. Profile photo of beautimusrul
    beautimusrul Male 30-39
    147 posts
    March 15, 2014 at 3:53 am
    Don`t lie Freddy, you know you have #5ed.
  53. Profile photo of Quiztron
    Quiztron Male 13-17
    2 posts
    March 16, 2014 at 7:13 pm
    Haha, done most of `em.

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