20 Things Men Do That Women Don`t Know About [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 2 years ago

A friendly PSA. Feel free to add a few more fellas. (Example: #21. Adjust dick through pant pocket.)
There are 53 comments:
Male 2
Haha, done most of `em.
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Male 145
Don`t lie Freddy, you know you have #5ed.
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Male 837
I fight as a hobby, so, yeah... I`m constantly thinking through "What if" scenarios.

I do Medieval reenactment combat, so it always involves "I grab my sword". Incidentally, I tend to always have a sword nearby. Even in the office. "For Decoration."
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Male 11,740
7, 18, 19, that`s it. #5? No, just no. You apparently haven`t seen some of my female friends.
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Male 197
20 for 20. Best list ever, even if most of it is about pee.
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Female 51
Aside from the pee-related items, and #16 (rom-com movies make me want to barf) I have done every single one of these.
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Male 714
@old ollie: seat down and lights off (to preserve night vision) = expert mode.
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Female 4,447
I`ve lived with nothing but males since I was 18, so I already knew most of this. The only one that I hadn`t heard was the pee bubbles one, which is a pretty funny mental picture.
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Female 254
haha so mostly it`s about bathroom antics, sexual innuendos and being a silly, happy and when left to their own devices, dumb, crazy and out of their minds (in our eyes)which all women know you guys are... and that`s one of the reasons why we like you :)
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Female 4,349
number 20 explains a lot.
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Male 1,253
Long time ago, used to have distance comps with a girlfriend. She used to use the urinal next to me. Stand up straight, aim forward, all that. She was so talented, and it was very bonding. I miss her sometimes.
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Male 15,832
Peeing with the seat down = expert mode.
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Male 312
I`d say about 15 of these apply for me.
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Female 36
I`m with Feefee, aside from the penis related ones, us girls do a lot of it too. Actually, I think we know that men do these but men don`t know that WE do them LOL. Or just don`t want to believe.

I know I tend to do number 14 a lot. I know several weapons/torture implements I can make from products at a petstore from these thoughts. :P
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Male 108
TheZigRat - I`m scared to ask, but must know: what is Bathroom battleship?
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Male 958
This is all true. I guess I`m just Alpha...
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Male 14,773
5. Yep! Anyone else got a secret little folder of her friend`s hottest photos for fap action?
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Female 583
? Apart from the peeing ones that only guys can do, girls do this poo too..
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Male 316

Gentlemen,
Try peeing with the other hand. I don`t remember why I did this, maybe holding an infant, but it is weird.
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Male 3,524
Anyone ever try "Bathroom battleship (tm)?"
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Male 3,524
Ive never blew my nose in the shower
Someone should post what women do just to be fair.
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Male 676
Holy crap, I`m not alone!
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Male 2,085
They spelled Pisa wrong.
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Female 2,927
I`ve done the bread thing.
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Male 226
better not let my gf see this. for a very very specific reason
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Male 2,390
To good. So many are true.
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Male 142
Damn, I never did number 12!

Challenge... Accepted!
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Male 416
Supplemental: Utilized the "pinch and roll" technique
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Male 335
every.
single.
one.
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Male 1,444
Dam, this list is so spot on, including #21!

Well done kitteh.
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Male 250
alot of pee related ones.
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Male 1,243
Aye, got me on a few of those right enough!
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Male 7,775
15/20. Now we need a womens list.
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Male 7,338
95% accurate.
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Male 37,888

[quote]"Who the heck blows their nose in the shower?!?"[/quote]
So you can wash the snot out of your mustache.
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Male 37,888

Not the post-on-facebook bit, but yeah, done`em all.

Someone trade marked "The Nod" ? 555
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Male 1,497
Or the unexpected and unwanted boner. Always in the worst possible place and time.. No reason either. Must hide.
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Male 1,292
whoa... when did i write this..
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Male 4,746
Who the heck blows their nose in the shower?!?

That aside, I`d have to agree that this list is about 75% accurate. Although, a lot of the "peeing" ones are things I did when I was a kid...
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Male 101
15/20
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Male 7,031

About 75% accurate.
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Male 3,524
What about Lumberjacking? or When a man blows his nose they look at the hanky, klenex, palm etc
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Male 3,524
Almost broke my kneecap on a set of cement stairs once doing #4
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Male 170
it`s like they know me....
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Male 10,339
Every. Single. One.
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Male 820
Unnervingly accurate.
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Male 5,608
"6. Thought about freezing time and doing naughty things to people..."
Yep. This list was written by a woman and she does no. 6...
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Male 3,412
12 and 19 are the only two that I`ve never done.
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Male 404
i agree badfish951. i`d also like to add if your wife, no matter how long you`ve been married or deep in love you are, asks who you`d like to have sex with...dont answer. you may be drunk at the time and think it`s no big deal but, it is. and whomever you name will cease to exist from your life.
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Male 404
everything except 18...it`s called "incognito mode"
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Male 113
Most of these are absolutely true. The deleting internet history and fantasizing about female friends, while true, make this list impossible to share with my wife... >:(
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Female 8,044
We know your secrets now!!!!
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Female 8,044
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