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Date: 02/17/14 08:08 AM

30 Responses to Reality Show Snake Handling Preacher Dies…

  1. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    February 17, 2014 at 8:19 am
    Link: Reality Show Snake Handling Preacher Dies... - ...After refusing to be treated for...you guessed it...a snake bite.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2370 posts
    February 17, 2014 at 8:24 am
    I shouldn`t laugh, but dammit, it`s funny.
  3. Profile photo of Doiknowyou
    Doiknowyou Male 30-39
    995 posts
    February 17, 2014 at 8:38 am
    So, his faith killed him when he ignored the science?
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    Scott7802 Male 30-39
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    February 17, 2014 at 8:41 am
    I laughed. You got bit by a poisonous snake. You refused help. Anyone really surprised by the outcome?
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    Zismo Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2014 at 8:51 am
    Did Jesus called him home or his faith wasn`t strong enough and he`s now burning in hell?
    I`m confused.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    February 17, 2014 at 9:06 am
    LOL! ... aw, damn, now I`m definitely going to hell (if it exists).
  7. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2370 posts
    February 17, 2014 at 9:19 am
    Wendypants:

    It doesn`t.
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    February 17, 2014 at 9:29 am
    Circle jerk at the dead man`s misfortune!
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    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    February 17, 2014 at 9:34 am
    I love stories like this. Good riddance.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7596 posts
    February 17, 2014 at 9:37 am
    this is desperately sad in a way. These people are so bloody deluded they will DIE for their delusion. It is tragic- I assumed they are raised to believe this and educated in it.. I am all for religious freedom but it should not be life threatening. If people have this kind of lethal belief they should be prevented to sharing it with their children until those children are adults. Of course- in that case no one WOULD believe this stuff
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    February 17, 2014 at 10:46 am
    A dead man`s willful choice, Andrew, not his misfortune.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    February 17, 2014 at 10:49 am
    Andrew155

    "Circle jerk at the dead man`s misfortune!"

    Man goes hiking, gets bit by snake, can`t make it to the hospital in time. THAT is misfortune.

    Man picks up snakes and f.ucks with them to prove they won`t bite him or the bites won`t hurt, gets bit, refuses medical attention that would esily save his life. That is NOT misfortune. That is stupidity. That is darwin award cover boy.

    Religion aside, we`re making fun of his stupidity. Your jumping in on his defense because he is a brother in Jesus. If it was just some moron dying from being a moron, you`d have no problem with it.
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    February 17, 2014 at 10:51 am
    So, we have a religious fundamentalist in the running for the Darwin Awards! Oh, the irony...
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    chalket Male 50-59
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    February 17, 2014 at 10:52 am
    (dang, HG beat me to it)
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    Doiknowyou Male 30-39
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    February 17, 2014 at 10:55 am
    Andrew: It`s not misfortune unless you couldn`t possibly prevent it e.i. "bad luck". This was more blind faith/stupidity. He didn`t get treatment because he refused it thinking he`d be ok...
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    Doiknowyou Male 30-39
    995 posts
    February 17, 2014 at 10:56 am
    Sorry HG for the double up...
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    February 17, 2014 at 11:00 am
    The snake, when interviewed, stated `What about me? I`m the one who will NEVER get the taste of stupid hillbilly out of my mouth.`
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    normalfreak2 Male 18-29
    4034 posts
    February 17, 2014 at 12:44 pm
    So was he not full of faith? He must have had some doubt somewhere..... It`s too bad he already has offspring. He didn`t Darwin himself fast enough.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3876 posts
    February 17, 2014 at 12:47 pm
    where`s your god now?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    February 17, 2014 at 2:55 pm
    Karma really bites.

    Just like snakes.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    February 17, 2014 at 4:40 pm
    Man picks up snakes and f.ucks with them to prove they won`t bite him or the bites won`t hurt, gets bit, refuses medical attention that would esily save his life. That is NOT misfortune. That is stupidity. That is darwin award cover boy.

    Religion aside, we`re making fun of his stupidity. Your jumping in on his defense because he is a brother in Jesus. If it was just some moron dying from being a moron, you`d have no problem with it

    Were you sad when crocodile hunter died?? I was but he really did things pretty similar to this. This is also entertaining to watch because well they`re nuts like he was.

    Could this be considered a sin BTW seems tempting fate for no reason might fall into one of those things.
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    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    February 17, 2014 at 6:09 pm
    Size of iframe must be at least 256x144
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    February 17, 2014 at 6:13 pm
    In his dying moments, snake fetish pastor no doubt believed his God was either rewarding him or testing his faith.

    I can only hope his congregation will question their own faith. But they won`t. They`ll twist this into a belief strengthening experience.

    You can laugh, but a great many people make important decisions every day based on what any non-brainwashed person could tell you was a bull-sh t religion.

    "Were you sad when crocodile hunter died?? I was but he really did things pretty similar to this. This is also entertaining to watch because well they`re nuts like he was."

    He had it coming too. He took unnecessary risks. he knew it was stupid. At least people now know not to f ck with big stingrays.

    Those religious nuts will still mess with snakes.
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    llaa Male 30-39
    1664 posts
    February 17, 2014 at 8:15 pm
    Mark 16:15 - And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.
    16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
    16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
    16:18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
    16:19 So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God.
    16:20 And they went forth, and preached every where, the Lord working with them, and confirming the word with signs following. Amen

    So remember believers, according to Christ if you get bit by a snake and die, then you suffer damnation. I`m still waiting for my healing touch to work..
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    February 17, 2014 at 8:35 pm
    Dracyula

    ""Were you sad when crocodile hunter died?? I was but he really did things pretty similar to this. This is also entertaining to watch because well they`re nuts like he was."

    He had it coming too. He took unnecessary risks. he knew it was stupid. At least people now know not to f ck with big stingrays."

    The getting bit was amusing in context, but teh refusing medical attention is the world class stupid part.

    I`m pretty sure the crocodile would have been happy to accept medical attention if there was a vial of anti-sting-ray-barb-through-the-heart he could take.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    February 17, 2014 at 9:38 pm
    Well, that`s one down...
  27. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    February 17, 2014 at 11:25 pm
    "I`m pretty sure the crocodile would have been happy to accept medical attention if there was a vial of anti-sting-ray-barb-through-the-heart he could take."

    Yes; he was a nutter, but he wasn`t as crazy as a religious person.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 18, 2014 at 8:31 am
    The getting bit was amusing in context, but teh refusing medical attention is the world class stupid part.

    I`m pretty sure the crocodile would have been happy to accept medical attention if there was a vial of anti-sting-ray-barb-through-the-heart he could take.

    He went out in the middle oh nowhere with no anti venom at all pretty similar. I myself would have a bag full of every variety before picking deadly snakes up.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    February 18, 2014 at 10:03 am

    Pastor Cooter *snicker*
    And his son is taking over... Cody Cooter
    *snicker*
  30. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 5:14 pm
    @BoredFrank, oh, I`m slightly sad about that... I`d have figured there would have been some excellent company and one hell of a party down there! (yes, pun intended)

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