Reality Show Snake Handling Preacher Dies...

Submitted by: SmagBoy1 3 years ago in

...After refusing to be treated for...you guessed it...a snake bite.
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Female 2,415
@BoredFrank, oh, I`m slightly sad about that... I`d have figured there would have been some excellent company and one hell of a party down there! (yes, pun intended)
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Male 38,498

Pastor Cooter *snicker*
And his son is taking over... Cody Cooter
*snicker*
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Male 14,334
[quote]The getting bit was amusing in context, but teh refusing medical attention is the world class stupid part.

I`m pretty sure the crocodile would have been happy to accept medical attention if there was a vial of anti-sting-ray-barb-through-the-heart he could take.[/quote]

He went out in the middle oh nowhere with no anti venom at all pretty similar. I myself would have a bag full of every variety before picking deadly snakes up.
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Male 14,835
"I`m pretty sure the crocodile would have been happy to accept medical attention if there was a vial of anti-sting-ray-barb-through-the-heart he could take."

Yes; he was a nutter, but he wasn`t as crazy as a [i]religious[/i] person.
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Female 6,381
Well, that`s one down...
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Male 8,132
Dracyula

""Were you sad when crocodile hunter died?? I was but he really did things pretty similar to this. This is also entertaining to watch because well they`re nuts like he was."

He had it coming too. He took unnecessary risks. he knew it was stupid. At least people now know not to f ck with big stingrays."

The getting bit was amusing in context, but teh refusing medical attention is the world class stupid part.

I`m pretty sure the crocodile would have been happy to accept medical attention if there was a vial of anti-sting-ray-barb-through-the-heart he could take.
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Male 1,692
Mark 16:15 - And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.
16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
16:18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
16:19 So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God.
16:20 And they went forth, and preached every where, the Lord working with them, and confirming the word with signs following. Amen

So remember believers, according to Christ if you get bit by a snake and die, then you suffer damnation. I`m still waiting for my healing touch to work..
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Male 14,835
In his dying moments, snake fetish pastor no doubt believed his God was either rewarding him or testing his faith.

I can only hope his congregation will question their own faith. But they won`t. They`ll twist this into a belief strengthening experience.

You can laugh, but a great many people make important decisions every day based on what any non-brainwashed person could tell you was a bull-sh t religion.

"Were you sad when crocodile hunter died?? I was but he really did things pretty similar to this. This is also entertaining to watch because well they`re nuts like he was."

He had it coming too. He took unnecessary risks. he knew it was stupid. At least people now know not to f ck with big stingrays.

Those religious nuts will still mess with snakes.
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Male 725
Size of iframe must be at least 256x144
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Male 14,334
[quote]Man picks up snakes and f.ucks with them to prove they won`t bite him or the bites won`t hurt, gets bit, refuses medical attention that would esily save his life. That is NOT misfortune. That is stupidity. That is darwin award cover boy.

Religion aside, we`re making fun of his stupidity. Your jumping in on his defense because he is a brother in Jesus. If it was just some moron dying from being a moron, you`d have no problem with it[/quote]

Were you sad when crocodile hunter died?? I was but he really did things pretty similar to this. This is also entertaining to watch because well they`re nuts like he was.

Could this be considered a sin BTW seems tempting fate for no reason might fall into one of those things.
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Male 11,740
Karma really bites.

Just like snakes.
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Female 4,086
where`s your god now?
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Male 6,706
So was he not full of faith? He must have had some doubt somewhere..... It`s too bad he already has offspring. He didn`t Darwin himself fast enough.
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Male 2,670
The snake, when interviewed, stated `What about me? I`m the one who will NEVER get the taste of stupid hillbilly out of my mouth.`
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Male 1,221
Sorry HG for the double up...
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Male 1,221
Andrew: It`s not misfortune unless you couldn`t possibly prevent it e.i. "bad luck". This was more blind faith/stupidity. He didn`t get treatment because he refused it thinking he`d be ok...
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Male 2,711
(dang, HG beat me to it)
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Male 2,711
So, we have a religious fundamentalist in the running for the Darwin Awards! Oh, the irony...
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Male 8,132
Andrew155

"Circle jerk at the dead man`s misfortune!"

Man goes hiking, gets bit by snake, can`t make it to the hospital in time. THAT is misfortune.

Man picks up snakes and f.ucks with them to prove they won`t bite him or the bites won`t hurt, gets bit, refuses medical attention that would esily save his life. That is NOT misfortune. That is stupidity. That is darwin award cover boy.

Religion aside, we`re making fun of his stupidity. Your jumping in on his defense because he is a brother in Jesus. If it was just some moron dying from being a moron, you`d have no problem with it.
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Male 4,431
A dead man`s willful choice, Andrew, not his misfortune.
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Female 7,867
this is desperately sad in a way. These people are so bloody deluded they will DIE for their delusion. It is tragic- I assumed they are raised to believe this and educated in it.. I am all for religious freedom but it should not be life threatening. If people have this kind of lethal belief they should be prevented to sharing it with their children until those children are adults. Of course- in that case no one WOULD believe this stuff
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Male 354
I love stories like this. Good riddance.
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Male 2,578
Circle jerk at the dead man`s misfortune!
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Male 2,670
Wendypants:

It doesn`t.
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Female 2,415
LOL! ... aw, damn, now I`m definitely going to hell (if it exists).
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Male 1,060
Did Jesus called him home or his faith wasn`t strong enough and he`s now burning in hell?
I`m confused.
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Male 18
I laughed. You got bit by a poisonous snake. You refused help. Anyone really surprised by the outcome?
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Male 1,221
So, his faith killed him when he ignored the science?
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Male 2,670
I shouldn`t laugh, but dammit, it`s funny.
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Male 4,431
Link: Reality Show Snake Handling Preacher Dies... [Rate Link] - ...After refusing to be treated for...you guessed it...a snake bite.
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