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Date: 02/19/14 09:50 AM

17 Responses to Never Use A Condom With… [Pic]

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    ElectricEye Male 50-59
    2729 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 9:19 am
    Link: Never Use A Condom With... - Random facts about the most accessible and inexpensive form of birth control and STD protection available.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 9:59 am

    If you are going to take the car out of the garage, you better have a car cover.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7604 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 10:04 am
    indeed- I used to have a bowlful in my bathroom. Lots of teenagers around at the time and I would refill the bowl once a week! It was what it was there for obviously- but I think they thought they were being sly!
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    nikkypickles Female 30-39
    184 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 10:23 am
    "Never use with..." SANDPAPER?!
    Up until this one, I took this seriously.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2867 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 10:34 am
    ok, just in case you cant read the tiny bits at the side, heres what i think it says.

    CONDOMS ARE...

    EQUALLY effective both DAY or NIGHT!

    EASY to coordinate with ANY wardrobe!!

    Dramatically IMPROVED since your parents used them (if they had sex, that is)!!!

    Now available OVER THE COUNTER in 50 states, Puerto Rico and Cleveland!!!

    An EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY prophylactic (available in any size, colour or flavour)!

    DID YOU KNOW?

    4 out 4 persons prefer condoms to herpes!

    3 out 4 dentists surveyed recommend sugarless gum for their patients who use condoms!
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2867 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 10:38 am
    @madduck in case your sons never told you this, you are an awesome mom. getting condoms from your mom definitely isnt the most comfortable way of getting them, but its way better than going to the drug store when youre 14 years old and the person at the cash register is a 20 something year old chick who looks at you and what youre buying and then laughs.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7604 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 10:44 am
    Which is why you put in in a BIG bowl. Often had ten-twelve kids in the house at a time. I knew who took `em- but they didn`t.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 11:15 am

    madduck, bitter because you weren`t using them?
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 11:19 am
    It sounds like someone was having orgies at their house.
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    Bakcagain21 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 11:39 am
    One thing to provide condoms to teens, but was their also that added support network to ensure the little guys and girls weren`t being pressured into something they didn`t want to do... I mean everyones doing it look at where the condoms go in Madducks house...
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7604 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 12:14 pm
    LOL Gerry. who says I wasn`t ?? Huh?? Nah- I tended to casually intercept conversations and the kids all knew me very well. A lot of them talked to me about all sorts of stuff. Ten years later I still talk to most of them... I like teenagers- all that curiosity and no where to put it..
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 1:42 pm
    that`s very true bakcagain, it`s very common at that age for people to be pressured into doing things they don`t want to/aren`t ready for.

    It`s important to be emotionally ready for your first boneage.
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    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1518 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 2:52 pm
    SO INFORMATIVE
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    Shelworth Male 50-59
    388 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 3:57 pm
    Just don`t ever use Crisco as lube...It`s shortening!
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 5:39 pm
    I dispute the part that says that the pleasure of sex with a condom is only slightly less than without. It`s not even worth it in my opinion. Obviously I`m not condoning unsafe sex, but if I`m worried about stds or pregnancy, I won`t pursue sex (my partner was carefully selected).
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2226 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 7:24 pm
    CAVITY CREEPS? Condoms prevent tooth decay??
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2226 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 8:10 pm
    "@madduck in case your sons never told you this, you are an awesome mom. getting condoms from your mom definitely isnt the most comfortable way of getting them, but its way better than going to the drug store when youre 14 years old and the person at the cash register is a 20 something year old chick who looks at you and what youre buying and then laughs."

    Be worse if the person at the cashregister is your date`s father who greats you at the door.

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