Map Of America`s Weirdest Sex Laws [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago in Weird



Hey, Arizona, do you have more than two dildos in your home? That"s a paddlin" (but you"re probably into that). Paddlin" for everyone!





Well, if these don"t totally kill the mood, nothing will. Time to break some laws!!!
There are 23 comments:
Male 14,334
Once again Drac you`re an ass here`s some wierd british laws for you. Hey would you look at that anal sex is prohibited.
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Male 46
Well, shoot, I`m off to Louisianna!
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Male 7,123
Maybe more than six implies some sor of commercial enterprise?
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Male 3,147
"Now, it`s bothering me: WHY would it not be legal to own more than six? "

Probably because the governor that introduced the law knew his ex girlfriend that had dumped him owned more than six.
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Female 3,392
no ban on tentacles... okay I`m safe
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Male 11,740
Is anyone surprised by Alabama?
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Male 14,834
Seriously merica...
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Male 5,179
"At what point does cpr become necrophilia?"
if the emt gets a woodie
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Male 307
oh... and before you ask, "Why Six?"

Have no clue... but knowing the knuckleheads in Austin, they probably thought it should be like the bible - one for each day of work, and a day of rest on Sunday.
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Male 307
@CodeJockey - "WHY would it not be legal to own more than six?"

As I seem to remember from when I lived in Texas, the reason the law was written that way was that it was not illegal to own Dildos - however, it *was* illegal to sell sex toys in Texas.

Thus, the law was written to avoid stores having a standard quantity of "inventory" on-hand for retail purposes.

The statute also went on to define what it considered "sex toys" which just left huge loopholes for retailers to sell things that were "repurposed." For instance, c_o_c_k rings became napkin rings, vibrators became "personal massage devices," etc. - in essence of this case, if it didn`t look like a penis, it didn`t qualify for the law.

Theoretically, it is still illegal to mail order sex toys in Texas... if ya look at the small print on websites, mags, etc. it always has that "Cannot accept orders from the following states.."
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Male 2,762
Yeah, I misread that- I guess I just projected my wish that they forbade it- Now I guess I know why their old cemeteries are so picturesque- to set the mood.
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Male 5,617
"...that it was felt necessary to pass a law forbidding..."
You MISREAD that.


Now, it`s bothering me: WHY would it not be legal to own more than six?
Is that "possession with intent orgy" or some sh*t?
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Male 5,179
What about necroequanezoophilia or is that just beating on a dead horse?
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Male 819
@CaptKangaroo: reread that. It actually says that it is legal there.

Though I`m sure they would still charge you with something along the lines of disturbing the peace.
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Male 2,762
Ya realy have to wonder what all has gone on in Louisiana, that it was felt necessary to pass a law forbidding having sex with a dead person.
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Male 292
Shocker !
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Male 38,489

At what point does cpr become necrophilia?
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Male 5,874
`Necrophilia is dead boring.`
Whereas Incest is relatively boring.
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Male 1,253
Necrophilia is dead boring.
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Male 10,339
Incestuous marriages are not legal in Alabama. That`s pathetic.

We allow second cousins. 42 other states allow it as well. Second cousins have been shown to not taint a family gene pool.
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Male 2,578
I don`t really think the "you can`t hold hands in school" one is that bad. In my high school, PDA wasn`t allowed during the school day. Who wants to see a bunch of 14 year olds making out by the lockers? You`re there to learn, not to lust. But it`s free boning season after the dances, if that`s what you want.
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Male 38,489

Pretty much broken most of those laws. Just not the "marry cousins" ones.
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Female 8,044
Link: Map Of America`s Weirdest Sex Laws [Pic] [Rate Link] - Well, if these don`t totally kill the mood, nothing will. Time to break some laws!!!
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