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Map Of America`s Weirdest Sex Laws [Pic]


Hey, Arizona, do you have more than two dildos in your home? That”s a paddlin” (but you”re probably into that). Paddlin” for everyone!

Well, if these don”t totally kill the mood, nothing will. Time to break some laws!!!

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Date: 02/19/14 01:00 PM

23 Responses to Map Of America`s Weirdest Sex Laws [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    February 19, 2014 at 1:02 pm
    Link: Map Of America`s Weirdest Sex Laws - Well, if these don`t totally kill the mood, nothing will. Time to break some laws!!!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 19, 2014 at 1:16 pm

    Pretty much broken most of those laws. Just not the "marry cousins" ones.
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
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    February 19, 2014 at 1:35 pm
    I don`t really think the "you can`t hold hands in school" one is that bad. In my high school, PDA wasn`t allowed during the school day. Who wants to see a bunch of 14 year olds making out by the lockers? You`re there to learn, not to lust. But it`s free boning season after the dances, if that`s what you want.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 2:32 pm
    Incestuous marriages are not legal in Alabama. That`s pathetic.

    We allow second cousins. 42 other states allow it as well. Second cousins have been shown to not taint a family gene pool.
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    ArgusTuft Male 50-59
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    February 19, 2014 at 2:38 pm
    Necrophilia is dead boring.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
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    February 19, 2014 at 2:52 pm
    `Necrophilia is dead boring.`
    Whereas Incest is relatively boring.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36643 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 3:02 pm

    At what point does cpr become necrophilia?
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    Originalform Male 30-39
    292 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 3:04 pm
    Shocker !
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
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    February 19, 2014 at 3:13 pm
    Ya realy have to wonder what all has gone on in Louisiana, that it was felt necessary to pass a law forbidding having sex with a dead person.
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    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 3:28 pm
    @CaptKangaroo: reread that. It actually says that it is legal there.

    Though I`m sure they would still charge you with something along the lines of disturbing the peace.
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
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    February 19, 2014 at 3:52 pm
    What about necroequanezoophilia or is that just beating on a dead horse?
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    February 19, 2014 at 4:35 pm
    "...that it was felt necessary to pass a law forbidding..."
    You MISREAD that.


    Now, it`s bothering me: WHY would it not be legal to own more than six?
    Is that "possession with intent orgy" or some sh*t?
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 6:32 pm
    Yeah, I misread that- I guess I just projected my wish that they forbade it- Now I guess I know why their old cemeteries are so picturesque- to set the mood.
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    DFWBrysco Male 40-49
    307 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 6:37 pm
    @CodeJockey - "WHY would it not be legal to own more than six?"

    As I seem to remember from when I lived in Texas, the reason the law was written that way was that it was not illegal to own Dildos - however, it *was* illegal to sell sex toys in Texas.

    Thus, the law was written to avoid stores having a standard quantity of "inventory" on-hand for retail purposes.

    The statute also went on to define what it considered "sex toys" which just left huge loopholes for retailers to sell things that were "repurposed." For instance, c_o_c_k rings became napkin rings, vibrators became "personal massage devices," etc. - in essence of this case, if it didn`t look like a penis, it didn`t qualify for the law.

    Theoretically, it is still illegal to mail order sex toys in Texas... if ya look at the small print on websites, mags, etc. it always has that "Cannot accept orders from the following states.."
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    DFWBrysco Male 40-49
    307 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 7:17 pm
    oh... and before you ask, "Why Six?"

    Have no clue... but knowing the knuckleheads in Austin, they probably thought it should be like the bible - one for each day of work, and a day of rest on Sunday.
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
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    February 19, 2014 at 7:55 pm
    "At what point does cpr become necrophilia?"
    if the emt gets a woodie
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    February 19, 2014 at 8:02 pm
    Seriously merica...
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    February 19, 2014 at 8:26 pm
    Is anyone surprised by Alabama?
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    MelCervini Female 50-59
    2188 posts
    February 19, 2014 at 8:42 pm
    no ban on tentacles... okay I`m safe
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
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    February 20, 2014 at 1:34 am
    "Now, it`s bothering me: WHY would it not be legal to own more than six? "

    Probably because the governor that introduced the law knew his ex girlfriend that had dumped him owned more than six.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6923 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 2:20 am
    Maybe more than six implies some sor of commercial enterprise?
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    Frishy Male 30-39
    46 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 4:46 am
    Well, shoot, I`m off to Louisianna!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 7:39 am
    Once again Drac you`re an ass here`s some wierd british laws for you. Hey would you look at that anal sex is prohibited.

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