Kathleen Madigan Vegetarians

Submitted by: captkangaroo 3 years ago in Funny

Cheetahburhers!!
There are 21 comments:
Male 6,125
@MeGrendel,
I don`t like parmesan but DAMN that steak looks good! Also, fun movie, Demolition Man.

@emmettyville,
Yes, we also eat non-meat products. That`s what makes us omnivores. If we weren`t meant to eat meat we wouldn`t have gallbladders. Our only problem with vegetarians/vegans is when they feel it necessary to try to convert us, much like those Christians who feel they`re not doing their job if they aren`t trying to get everyone around them to accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior. If you don`t try to make me a vegetarian or a theist, I`ll leave you alone with regard to your personal choices. Sound fair?
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Male 5,626
"...and it`s been deemed that anything not good for you is bad..."
Two joy-joy references in week!!
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Female 4,644
animals have 2 jobs: taste good, fit well
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Male 8,768
SavageChef-[quote]If I was forced to become a veg.[/quote]
"Ah, smoking is not good for you, and it`s been deemed that anything not good for you is bad; hence, illegal. Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat, bad language, chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys and anything spicy. Abortion is also illegal, but then again so is pregnancy if you don`t have a licence."-Lenina Huxley, 2032
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Male 126
@CaptKangaroo- It looks like we have two things in common. Good post
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Female 2,691
If I was forced to become a veg, I might go on a ten-state killing spree. Seriously. You do not want to know me, if I have gone a week without beef.
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Male 3,231
I prefer meat, the recycled vegetable.
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Male 8,768
Gerry1of1-[quote]But I do like pintos on cornbread. [/quote]
Pinto`s & Cornbread, black-eyed peas & cornbread, big beans & cornbread...what`s not to like.
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Male 40,476

I had pinto beans on cornbread. No I`m not a vegan, I just was too stupid and forgot to thaw a meat.

Well, double meat tomorrow then :) But I do like pintos on cornbread. Some greens on the side and it`s perfect.
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Male 8,768

Had this one Friday: 24oz bone-in rib-eye, Med-Rare with parmesan and truffle fries. Also had an appitizer of oysters on the half-shell.

@Cheezwizz82, yes, we eat alligator. Mighty tasty. Even more fun if you catch it yourself.
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Female 355
I`m most certain the term is omnivore. Not half vegetarian sprinkled with a slew of expletives.
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Male 3,331
@North Dak- I`m a vegan with an impish sense of humor.
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Male 4,891

Emmettyville - Because of your arrogant comment, I just threw a half dozen eggs into the compost. I have also decided to have steak for dinner.

Hope you are happy with yourself.
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Male 688
A vegetarian and religious. That is one combination I will not be able to stand.
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Male 46
For the most part you people don`t eat predators. Exceptions would include fish (they eat just about anything smaller than themselves), alligator/crocodile (you people eat those, right?) and, I dunno, bear? Maybe?
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Female 6,381
Found her!
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Female 4,528
f ucking creature eaters, half the s hit you eat is vegetables and fruit, therefore, you are half vegetarian, so shutthef uckup.
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Male 172
"Meat is murder... tastey~ tastey~ murder."
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Male 126
Do we get to play another round of Find The Vegan?!
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Male 40,476

There is room for all of God`s creatures
right next to the mashed potatoes.
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Male 3,331
Link: Kathleen Madigan Vegetarians [Rate Link] - Cheetahburhers!!
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