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Guess Whos Having More Sex Than You? [Pic]

#1 Redheads are having more orgasms than most of us. According to the survey, 41% of redheads have orgasms 90% of the time.

#2 The IT Guy… The next time your office computer contracts a virus, think about this: singles who work in computers and electronic fields have more orgasms than singles who work in any other field.

#3 Android users have better sex than anyone. As a group, they achieve orgasm over 90% of the time.

#4 Residents of Miami have more orgasms than residents of any other city.

#5 Libertarians think about sex more than anyone else. 58% say they think about sex daily; only 47% of conservatives, Republicans and moderate democrats say the same thing.

#6 Not everyone is having more and better sex than you are. Conservative Republicans, as a group, are the most likely not to have had sex in the past year.

#7 Your used car may have seen more action than you. A whopping 63% of singles admit theyve had sex in a car.

#8 Feeling inadequate? Youre not alone. A staggering 60% of singles feel that they arent having enough sex.

#9 Android users have better sex, but iPhone users have more sex. 55% of iPhone users report having sex at least once a month over the past year; just 51% of Android users can say the same thing.

#10 Just Do It … One-third of one-night stands turn into long term relationships.

Now let”s not all make that mad dash for Miami just yet.

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Date: 02/20/14 12:50 PM

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  1. Profile photo of ElectricEye
    ElectricEye Male 50-59
    2729 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 9:55 am
    Link: Guess Whos Having More Sex Than You? - Now let`s not all make that mad dash for Miami just yet.
  2. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 1:16 pm
    I find this particularly hilarious as I`m a redhead and my hubby is an IT guy :D
    Ha! we win!
  3. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 1:42 pm
    Wendypants....soooo jealous
  4. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 1:52 pm
    To answer the title: Everyone.
  5. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 3:12 pm
    I`m pretty sure everyone has 100% more sex than me.
  6. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 5:25 pm
    I love these correlation stats things...

    -Find a demographic
    -Poll about sex life
    -Compare to another demographic polled about sex life

    = We polled 100 people who have tried dog food whether they have had sex this week (=56% - a made up number)... and 100 people that have licked a pine cone this week (45% - another made up number)...

    conclusion = eating dog food rather than licking pine cones is more likely to get you laid.

    ...facts that are completely uncorrelatable!
  7. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 6:19 pm
    @edana42, you made me blush! ... wait, were you being sarcastic?
  8. Profile photo of bordo
    bordo Male 50-59
    907 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 6:25 pm
    Wow, what a wonderland of made up stuff. Miami? Seriously? Isn`t the average age there 80?
  9. Profile photo of Aman19
    Aman19 Male 18-29
    1 post
    February 20, 2014 at 7:45 pm
    I AM AN IT GUY....8-)
  10. Profile photo of GeoffwasHere
    GeoffwasHere Male 40-49
    202 posts
    February 21, 2014 at 12:55 am
    You are self reliant. Just get it done.

    Masturbation is healthy for most adults, especially for men.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 21, 2014 at 7:37 am
    A lot of these say orgasms so who says they`re having sex there`s an other way.....
  12. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    February 21, 2014 at 9:01 am
    It`s a solid fact that 67% of all statistics are made up right there on the spot.

    Also, don`t "just do it". STD rates are the highest they`ve ever been.
  13. Profile photo of piratefish
    piratefish Male 40-49
    675 posts
    February 21, 2014 at 10:24 am
    So you have it made if you`re a red-headed, libertarian, IT worker from Miami who owns an Android. Rock on.
  14. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    February 22, 2014 at 12:55 am
    Great...just drating great. I`m an IT guy and I landed the only frigid redhead out there.

  15. Profile photo of Howler81
    Howler81 Male 30-39
    324 posts
    February 22, 2014 at 10:20 am
    Actually, Listy, if 90% of redheads have great sex and the redhead who happens to be with YOU isn`t having great sex, are you sure that SHE is the problem?

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