Guess Whos Having More Sex Than You? [Pic]

Submitted by: ElectricEye 3 years ago Misc


#1 Redheads are having more orgasms than most of us. According to the survey, 41% of redheads have orgasms 90% of the time.


#2 The IT Guy... The next time your office computer contracts a virus, think about this: singles who work in computers and electronic fields have more orgasms than singles who work in any other field.



#3 Android users have better sex than anyone. As a group, they achieve orgasm over 90% of the time.



#4 Residents of Miami have more orgasms than residents of any other city.



#5 Libertarians think about sex more than anyone else. 58% say they think about sex daily; only 47% of conservatives, Republicans and moderate democrats say the same thing.



#6 Not everyone is having more and better sex than you are. Conservative Republicans, as a group, are the most likely not to have had sex in the past year.


#7 Your used car may have seen more action than you. A whopping 63% of singles admit theyve had sex in a car.



#8 Feeling inadequate? Youre not alone. A staggering 60% of singles feel that they arent having enough sex.



#9 Android users have better sex, but iPhone users have more sex. 55% of iPhone users report having sex at least once a month over the past year; just 51% of Android users can say the same thing.



#10 Just Do It ... One-third of one-night stands turn into long term relationships.


Now let"s not all make that mad dash for Miami just yet.
There are 15 comments:
Male 324
Actually, Listy, if 90% of redheads have great sex and the redhead who happens to be with YOU isn`t having great sex, are you sure that SHE is the problem?
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Male 3,081
Great...just drating great. I`m an IT guy and I landed the only frigid redhead out there.

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Male 675
So you have it made if you`re a red-headed, libertarian, IT worker from Miami who owns an Android. Rock on.
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Male 2,579
It`s a solid fact that 67% of all statistics are made up right there on the spot.

Also, don`t "just do it". STD rates are the highest they`ve ever been.
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Male 14,330
A lot of these say orgasms so who says they`re having sex there`s an other way.....
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Male 202
You are self reliant. Just get it done.

Masturbation is healthy for most adults, especially for men.
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Male 1
I AM AN IT GUY....8-)
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Male 907
Wow, what a wonderland of made up stuff. Miami? Seriously? Isn`t the average age there 80?
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Female 2,415
@edana42, you made me blush! ... wait, were you being sarcastic?
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Male 2,586
I love these correlation stats things...

-Find a demographic
-Poll about sex life
-Compare to another demographic polled about sex life

= We polled 100 people who have tried dog food whether they have had sex this week (=56% - a made up number)... and 100 people that have licked a pine cone this week (45% - another made up number)...

conclusion = eating dog food rather than licking pine cones is more likely to get you laid.

...facts that are completely uncorrelatable!
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Male 2,332
I`m pretty sure everyone has 100% more sex than me.
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Male 5,094
To answer the title: Everyone.
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Female 2,509
Wendypants....soooo jealous
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Female 2,415
I find this particularly hilarious as I`m a redhead and my hubby is an IT guy :D
Ha! we win!
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Male 2,729
Link: Guess Whos Having More Sex Than You? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Now let`s not all make that mad dash for Miami just yet.
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