Barbie-Obsessed Woman Wants To Become Brainless

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago Weird

She wants to use hypnotherapy to lower her IQ and become "brainless". Sounds to me like she has already succeeded.
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Male 14,774
"isn`t this what you guys want? I think it`s revolting, but as long as she can make a samwhich, do you care???"

You have a point. Proceed.
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Female 857
Therapy, now!
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Female 2,691
She has already achieved her goal, but she doesn`t have the brains to realize it.
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Male 448
I guess furrything is pro choice. Well, I hope in that case he choses to jump off of the highest building he can find.
headfirst
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Male 1,397
You don`t like being human? Well, I don`t like you MIXING with humans! Bugger off and do the World a favour and slit your wrists!
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Female 4,349
isn`t this what you guys want? I think it`s revolting, but as long as she can make a samwhich, do you care???
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Male 14,774
She`s already blonde. Any less brain cells and she`ll compromise the brain stem.
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Female 688
There is an easier way for her to decrease her IQ; lobotomy.
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Female 870
SHE`S ONLY 38???
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Male 2,390
$50 / hr and a nice hammer and anyone can make her dream come true
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Male 97
I find it funny that Agent00Smith, the creationist, is talking about "psychological programming of children".

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Male 3,445
If you want to undergo therapy to become brainless, maybe you`ve already accomplished that goal.
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Male 177
Kitteh -agreed.
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Male 11,740
Barbie isn`t super stacked like that. She was gorgeous at 18, now .... not so much.
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Male 6,227
LOL @ Sway`s quip.
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Female 511
"EXCUSE ME, BARBIE WAS A DOCTOR"

So is Doc McStuffins but I have my doubts about both of their medical credentials.
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Female 3,696
EXCUSE ME, BARBIE WAS A DOCTOR




Look. Look at all the multicolored babies she delivered.
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Male 37,888

Hypnosis won`t make her stupid.
A hammer correctly applied would though.
Any volunteers?
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Female 511
Very odd, but she has the right to be as stupid as she pleases. At least she`s smart enough to know that she`s never going to be confused with a brain surgeon. That`s more brains than many out there have.
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Male 320
IDIOT times TEN THOUSAND JMIO
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Male 7,123
Her surgeons are lacking in ethics.
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Male 6,227
Very peculiar. There must be some term out there for a person who wants to become an object, but I don`t know what it is.

~flips through diagnostic manual~

Hmmmm... "person who wants to be a masochist"... "person who wants to be a sadist"... "person who wants to be a squirrel"...

Nope. Nothing in here about someone who wants to be an object.
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Female 4,039
Should someone tell her she doesn`t look like Barbie at all? Is that mean?
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Female 7,833
Oooh- horrid. Whilst I fully support her right to do what makes her happy I have a feeling she must suffer from a metal disorder- some of that sounded downright weird...
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Male 2,579
This is a direct result of the psychological programming of children by popular culture. Granted most people are not as susceptible to it`s effects as this one clearly is, but on some unconscious level, everyone is affected by it.
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Female 8,044
Link: Barbie-Obsessed Woman Wants To Become Brainless [Rate Link] - She wants to use hypnotherapy to lower her IQ and become `brainless`. Sounds to me like she has already succeeded.
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