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Date: 02/20/14 11:20 AM

26 Responses to Barbie-Obsessed Woman Wants To Become Brainless

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 10:44 am
    Link: Barbie-Obsessed Woman Wants To Become Brainless - She wants to use hypnotherapy to lower her IQ and become `brainless`. Sounds to me like she has already succeeded.
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 11:29 am
    This is a direct result of the psychological programming of children by popular culture. Granted most people are not as susceptible to it`s effects as this one clearly is, but on some unconscious level, everyone is affected by it.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7597 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 11:31 am
    Oooh- horrid. Whilst I fully support her right to do what makes her happy I have a feeling she must suffer from a metal disorder- some of that sounded downright weird...
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 11:42 am
    Should someone tell her she doesn`t look like Barbie at all? Is that mean?
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 11:52 am
    Very peculiar. There must be some term out there for a person who wants to become an object, but I don`t know what it is.

    ~flips through diagnostic manual~

    Hmmmm... "person who wants to be a masochist"... "person who wants to be a sadist"... "person who wants to be a squirrel"...

    Nope. Nothing in here about someone who wants to be an object.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7047 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 12:09 pm
    Her surgeons are lacking in ethics.
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    pianok Male 50-59
    320 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 12:23 pm
    IDIOT times TEN THOUSAND JMIO
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    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 12:28 pm
    Very odd, but she has the right to be as stupid as she pleases. At least she`s smart enough to know that she`s never going to be confused with a brain surgeon. That`s more brains than many out there have.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 12:29 pm

    Hypnosis won`t make her stupid.
    A hammer correctly applied would though.
    Any volunteers?
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 12:37 pm
    EXCUSE ME, BARBIE WAS A DOCTOR




    Look. Look at all the multicolored babies she delivered.
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    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 12:47 pm
    "EXCUSE ME, BARBIE WAS A DOCTOR"

    So is Doc McStuffins but I have my doubts about both of their medical credentials.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 12:57 pm
    LOL @ Sway`s quip.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 1:30 pm
    Barbie isn`t super stacked like that. She was gorgeous at 18, now .... not so much.
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    icdumbpeople Male 30-39
    177 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 2:02 pm
    Kitteh -agreed.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 3:19 pm
    If you want to undergo therapy to become brainless, maybe you`ve already accomplished that goal.
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    OverTime Male 40-49
    97 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 3:21 pm
    I find it funny that Agent00Smith, the creationist, is talking about "psychological programming of children".

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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2188 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 4:37 pm
    $50 / hr and a nice hammer and anyone can make her dream come true
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    ak2nc1 Female 18-29
    867 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 5:20 pm
    SHE`S ONLY 38???
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    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 5:43 pm
    There is an easier way for her to decrease her IQ; lobotomy.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 7:49 pm
    She`s already blonde. Any less brain cells and she`ll compromise the brain stem.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    February 20, 2014 at 10:55 pm
    isn`t this what you guys want? I think it`s revolting, but as long as she can make a samwhich, do you care???
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    furrything Male 50-59
    1347 posts
    February 21, 2014 at 12:56 am
    You don`t like being human? Well, I don`t like you MIXING with humans! Bugger off and do the World a favour and slit your wrists!
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    deputy Male 50-59
    449 posts
    February 21, 2014 at 3:05 am
    I guess furrything is pro choice. Well, I hope in that case he choses to jump off of the highest building he can find.
    headfirst
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    February 21, 2014 at 3:12 am
    She has already achieved her goal, but she doesn`t have the brains to realize it.
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    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    February 21, 2014 at 6:25 am
    Therapy, now!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    February 21, 2014 at 9:43 am
    "isn`t this what you guys want? I think it`s revolting, but as long as she can make a samwhich, do you care???"

    You have a point. Proceed.

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