24 Silly Things That Offended The Internet [Pic]

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Do these offend you? Did you miss the point? Are you a member of the PC Police?
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Male 942
I knew a vegan that insisted that everyone else eat the same way they did when invited to dinner. She was only ever invited to my house for dinner once. I don`t mind if you feel that way, but don`t even consider forcing it on me.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Quick google on B-12 animals don`t make it either. They consume it and what ever they consume you consume but it`s from bacteria.[/quote]

Mostly true (B12 in an animal isn`t necessarily consumed by the animal - it`s often generated by the bacteria in their digestive system) but it doesn`t change the point - humans can`t get it from eating plants.

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Female 1,467
Quick google on B-12 animals don`t make it either. They consume it and what ever they consume you consume but it`s from bacteria.
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Male 2,675
"Found the vegan" ... lmao.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Are vegans always that angry? they need more protein in their diet.[/quote]

Protein isn`t the main problem. In terms of nutrition, the biggest problem is ignorance. There are vegans who don`t even know what an essential amino acid is, which is bloody dumb of them. "Protein" is an over-simplification which only works if you`re eating animal proteins.

Oh, and B12 deficiency of course. That`ll ruin you badly and insidiously on a natural vegan diet because there are *no* plant sources of B12 usable to humans. Not a single one. Supplement or slowly deteriorate physically and mentally until you die.
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Male 1,421
Unfortunately some vegans tend to be very aggressive in their views. I kind a get it, they think that killing an animal is a murder. Most of them are idiots, wealthy dominantly white hippies who haven`t had to buy food with a fiver to last two days.

It`s NOT all of them, not in any means it`s just that those are the loudest ones and they WILL write on your FB wall or comment any Youtube video that has meat eaten like it`s the effing holocaust. Having lived in few communes, i`ve had to live with all kinds of people and in those circumstances, somehow common sense prevails. it`s only when they get on their own inside forum that their views start to go.. sick.

I`m not fond that animals need to suffer for our benefit but there`s very little to do about it, at this point. 20 years from now: we might all be vegans... Until then, i`ll take my stakes medium rare.
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Male 161
thanks @korahn!
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Female 184
@madduck
Ah, I spotted my mistake - there seriously needs to be a sarcasm font. Or a tongue in cheek font at the very least. Jeez - you`d think I`d learn by now not to be offended by ANYTHING on the freakin internet; I`d never be fended!
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Female 184
@jorshdan
1) Spell my name right
2) very definitely NOT vegan. Steak and fries for dinner baby!
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Male 14,330

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Female 7,838
I concede Nikki- you are of course completely correct. but our version is funnier... I particularly like the one when, after arguing my case from at least two moral viewpoints, i get called a carnist. Tres hilare..
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Male 14,330
[quote]"Spot the Vegan"; you are playing "Spot the Vocal, Self-righteous Asshat". Do get it right.[/quote]

You just described most vegans.
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Male 48
@nickpickles
Found the vegan.
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Female 184
"(shhh... I`m trying to find the vegan)"
Now, you see, this offends me.
I`ve known (separately) two people who are vegan, not by choice, but for dietary health. One of them told me at the age of 18 or 19 that she would actually kill for a cheeseburger, even though said burger would, if not kill her then at least hospitalise her. She was apologetic and embarrassed at having to fit her veganism into our distinctly non-vegan dinners out. Neither friend was preachy about their dietary requirements.
So, please pay attention. You are not playing "Spot the Vegan"; you are playing "Spot the Vocal, Self-righteous Asshat". Do get it right.
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Male 813
laaaaaawwwlll
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Male 431
I haven`t been so thoroughly entertained in a good long while. Truly awesome. "I don`t think blind people are going to find anything." Priceless
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Male 1,292
this was all super fantastic, just like hamburgers

(shhh... I`m trying to find the vegan)
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Female 184
The trouble is, it`s all very well posting these things for rational sane people to make fun of, but the mere fact that these posts seem to be on the increase makes me more convinced that the rational sane people are on the decrease and the world is doomed to collapse under the weight of idiocy.
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Male 1,418
Finepoint - I had to look it up too. basically cis is short for cisgender, or "someone whose gender identity matches their anatomical gender at birth." got a dick and act like a guy - cis, got a vagina and act like a girl - cis.
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Male 5,094
Tumblr gold. There`s tons and tons of it.
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Male 594
"I don`t think blind people are going to find anything."

Died. Laughing.
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Female 7,838
oh dear- how to spot the very young! I like the idea of spotting the vegan- I know a few and sadly you COULD find them like this. i might try...
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Male 376
If farting louder than a woman just did is rape, consider me Attila the Hun.
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Male 161
What is "cis"?
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Male 3,430
emmettyville: "leave the vegans alone!"

There`s the vegan!
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Female 4,349
leave the vegans alone!
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Male 769
Are vegans always that angry? they need more protein in their diet.
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Male 3,842
All you people wondering about the term "cis" - it is literally the opposite of "trans" so "trans" people use that to refer to non-trans people. But it means "same side" while "trans" means "opposite side"

And, "assigned sex" is the word trans people use for the body that you were born into. Cis people are the same gender (behaviors) as their assigned sex (biology) while trans people are not the same gender (behavior) as their assigned sex (biology) that they were born with.
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Male 11,740
Started off stupid, finished with me literally laughing out loud.
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Male 14,775
Loved it
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Female 2,927
too much stupid. did not finish.
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Male 2,579
Brilliant! Phucking brilliant!
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Male 126
Krowley - "Vegans should be held down and force fed BBQ until they admit that their tears are those of joy and that misery is delicious."

Should straight guys be held down and have a member shoved in their a$$ until they admit they like it?

Should atheists be held down and have scripture screamed into their ears until they are saved?

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Male 126
My new favorite game is spot the vegan. Too awesome
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Male 12,365
[quote]I don`t see how there can be confusion at birth. It`s either an inny or an outy.[/quote]

It`s not that simple.

We use a simple binary split for sex because in almost all cases it`s accurate, but sex is actually more complicated. Various degrees of hermaphroditism can occur in humans.

[quote]If they can`t tell, DNA test the thing and look for chromosomes.[/quote]

Genes are *plans* for something. They`re not the thing itself. So they aren`t a wholly accurate way to define something. It`s possible for someone to be female with XY or male with XX. It`s not even certain exactly how rare it is, since very few people have genetic testing.

Male and female aren`t as different as they`re commonly thought to be. We all start off as neuter with the potential for either sex and the basics are the same for either sex.
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Male 820
I don`t see how there can be confusion at birth. It`s either an inny or an outy. If they can`t tell, DNA test the thing and look for chromosomes.
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Male 696
"you have the wrong biology, therefore you don`t matter and your thoughts and feelings are worthless"

What a wonderfully blunt and crushing statement.
The next time i feel the need to call somebody an non-nice individual, I`ll use this instead!
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Male 12,365
There are reasonable vegans. Probably a large proportion of them. "Spot the vegan" only works for the raving ones, who of course stand out a lot.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Cisgender and cissexual (often abbreviated to simply cis) describe related types of gender identity where an individual`s experience of their own gender matches the sex they were assigned at birth.[/quote]

In practice, people usually use `cis` to mean `someone who does not matter`. There probably are some people who use the term who are not bigots. Probably. I`ve never seen the term used without bigotry, though. It`s the usual `you have the wrong biology, therefore you don`t matter and your thoughts and feelings are worthless`.

[quote]Wait... assigned at birth? WTF?[/quote]

In rare cases, people are born without being clearly either male or female. But given that the people who talk this way tend to be very sexist, I think they`re probably saying that a person`s sex is defined by stereotypes about how people think and not by physiology.
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Female 1,478
Some of these comments are simply hilarious :D
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Female 511
Wow, so many people just waiting for something to be offended by. Is it ironic and/or hypocritical that I`m offended by that?
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Male 5,608
"Why`s her face gotta be white?"
"Nothing is good enough for you people, is it?"
XD!!!!!!
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Female 3,696
@mykunter

Well someone is labelled male or female on their birth certificate when they are born, but if someone grows up to identify as the opposite gender then they need to switch their assigned gender!

Funny that the OP had to tag CIS to make sure that we knew that it didn`t include people that opt to become the "privileged" white males they were born to be haha
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Male 2,436
I had to google "cis" also.

Cisgender and cissexual (often abbreviated to simply cis) describe related types of gender identity where an individual`s experience of their own gender matches the sex they were assigned at birth.

So it means "normal"?

Wait... [quote]assigned[/quote] at birth? WTF?

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Female 1,144
Sensitive people annoy me..
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Male 1,803
Also, can someone give a link to cis, I`m too lazy to google it.
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Male 1,803
Some of those were great, especailly the multicultural feet vs face one and the laughing cow one.
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Male 820
I had to look it up to, but I had to dig through the commonwealth of independent states and the center for immigration services to find it. It`s stupid that the term even exists.
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Male 3,430
I wanna play "Spot the vegan"!
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Male 7,353
Gerry1of1-[quote] I had to google "cis" [/quote]
As did I.

It`s pretty sad that the fact that you identify with the gender you were born as is now considered by some as a `condition`.

Wendypants-[quote] Said it once, I`ll say it again [/quote]
Well, if you`re going to repeat it, a little citation may be in order.
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Female 2,415
Said it once, I`ll say it again: there is a rodent where there are only females and they DO procreate. IT IS WEIRD BUT IT HAPPENS PEOPLE!!
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Male 37,902

I had to google "cis"
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Male 696
Vegans should be held down and force fed BBQ until they admit that their tears are those of joy and that misery is delicious.
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Female 8,044
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