20 Most Brilliant Shower Thoughts Ever Made [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago in Misc













































The world"s greatest random bits of brilliance happen in the shower. So Grab your loofah and let your mind go.
There are 21 comments:
Male 1,421
Well, according to Japanese, their country is not all Japan.. They haven`t still given up on those island Soviets took from them.
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Male 1,292
@LandoGriffin

so you agree that they mean the same thing because they mean the same thing?

go to sleep.
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Male 1,292
"if you live in north america, my driveway is connected to yours"

im on an island... bitches.
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Male 8
What about embassy`s in Japan?
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Female 4,359
I like the borrowing happiness from tomorrow alcohol one.
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Male 1,060
If Hillary wins in 2016 it will be another first after the fist black president, all we need after that is a gay president to achieve the trifecta. Gerry1of1 are up for it?
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Male 3,842
Hate to be that guy, but

Slim Chance and Fat Chance only mean the same thing because "Fat Chance" is sarcastic, meaning that there is actually only a slim chance. Like saying "Big Deal" - it is sarcastic. By the logic of this post, "Big Deal" means the same thing as "Not a Big Deal."
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Female 4,447
The driveway one kind of blew my mind...I`m still trying to recover.
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Male 2,510
Only americans say "tuna fish" the rest of us call it "tuna"
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Male 85
I don`t really get the Japan one, but fire being on things really got me!
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Male 292
HA HA HA ! no.
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Male 1,454
If people on a planet 65 million light years away want to see our past, they would probably need a telescope the size of the universe in order to see it.
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Male 5,874
I can move my top jaw, it`s attached to my skull. I move my head and hey-presto! top jaw moves.
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Female 2,415
I can move my `top jaw`! It looks weird but with a little concentration any one can do it.
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Female 233
surely if Katniss and Peeta from The Hunger Games were a hollywood couple, yes Katpee and Peenis are an option, but so are Katta and taniss... and they`re not as amusing, hence their non-inclusion in this topic.
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Male 38,511

If you love something, let it go. If
it comes back, it was probably a yo-yo.
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Female 3,696
The Hilary Clinton one got the biggest reaction from me. I`m still kind of snickering to myself.
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Male 2,711
Some pretty good ones there, but the Katniss/Peeta one made me lol.
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Male 3,442
are you sure that these arent thoughts you have when you smoke too much weed? cause ive definitely thought of some of these things when i was high. wait a minute, i could have been high while taking a shower. never mind.
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Female 7,867
I would fly all the time. my feet would stay dry at least!
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Female 8,044
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