Woman Stabs Husband With Squirrel

Submitted by: bacon_pie 3 years ago in Funny

There is no way in hell I could have ever done this with a straight face.
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Male 6,227
Ceramic squirrels don`t kill people; ninja squirrels kill people.

Clearly this woman doesn`t know her squirrels and chose the wrong one for the job.


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Male 6,196
This is why Squirrels should be outlawed.
Was it over mnot getting enough beer again?
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Male 7,031

If it had been a real squirrel, she could have gotten rid of the evidence by eating it.
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Male 7,774
@DavidXJ- I`m with you although I wasn`t even thinking frozen.
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Male 1,106
I`m dissapointed that it was a fake, ceramic squirrel. I was SO hoping it was with a frozen solid real squirrel or something.
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Male 40,256

"3 Strikes Law" ? Well she only hit him twice so...
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Male 5,872
That`s twice she`s done it this year. Someone ought to warn her about `3 strikes and you`re out`, or she`s in for a shock.
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Male 40,256

Maybe it`s time for background checks on squirrels? Also regulation limiting squirrels that only hold 5 nuts at a time. I mean, who needs a high capacity squirrel?


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Male 2,703
I think we`re all waiting for an update from our resident furry corespondent...

*[quote]Hands S4S a microphone...[/quote]
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Male 2,703
What`s worse, Gerry`s post or the fact that I got a chuckle out of it?
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Male 1,920
Squirrel control!
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Male 40,256

She was a bit squirrely to begin with, but when there was no beer so she went nuts.
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Male 3,060
Link: Woman Stabs Husband With Squirrel [Rate Link] - There is no way in hell I could have ever done this with a straight face.
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