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Date: 01/14/14 07:43 AM

14 Responses to Woman Stabs Husband With Squirrel

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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    January 14, 2014 at 7:44 am
    Link: Woman Stabs Husband With Squirrel - There is no way in hell I could have ever done this with a straight face.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    January 14, 2014 at 8:04 am

    She was a bit squirrely to begin with, but when there was no beer so she went nuts.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    January 14, 2014 at 8:18 am
    Squirrel control!
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1926 posts
    January 14, 2014 at 8:19 am
    What`s worse, Gerry`s post or the fact that I got a chuckle out of it?
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1926 posts
    January 14, 2014 at 8:20 am
    I think we`re all waiting for an update from our resident furry corespondent...

    *Hands S4S a microphone...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    January 14, 2014 at 8:31 am

    Maybe it`s time for background checks on squirrels? Also regulation limiting squirrels that only hold 5 nuts at a time. I mean, who needs a high capacity squirrel?


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    12chars Male 18-29
    906 posts
    January 14, 2014 at 8:31 am
    Where have I seen this before?
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    January 14, 2014 at 8:46 am
    That`s twice she`s done it this year. Someone ought to warn her about `3 strikes and you`re out`, or she`s in for a shock.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    January 14, 2014 at 8:57 am

    "3 Strikes Law" ? Well she only hit him twice so...
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    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    January 14, 2014 at 10:26 am
    I`m dissapointed that it was a fake, ceramic squirrel. I was SO hoping it was with a frozen solid real squirrel or something.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7739 posts
    January 14, 2014 at 10:56 am
    @DavidXJ- I`m with you although I wasn`t even thinking frozen.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    January 14, 2014 at 12:11 pm

    If it had been a real squirrel, she could have gotten rid of the evidence by eating it.
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2215 posts
    January 14, 2014 at 1:38 pm
    This is why Squirrels should be outlawed.
    Was it over mnot getting enough beer again?
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 14, 2014 at 9:40 pm
    Ceramic squirrels don`t kill people; ninja squirrels kill people.

    Clearly this woman doesn`t know her squirrels and chose the wrong one for the job.


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