Turkey UPS

Submitted by: Fwoggie2 3 years ago Funny

Next time, use DHL.
There are 9 comments:
Male 3,909
The only wild turkey I like is 101 proof and comes in a bottle.
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Male 4,594
Really? How do you not just boot the fu*ker once and be done with it?
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Male 568
That there is a man with no testicles.
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Male 14,774
"If you`re such a chicken(Heh,heh) that you run from something that weighs 30 pounds, has hollow bones, and the brain about the size of a peanut- you deserve what ya gets."

You leave my girlfriend out of it.
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Male 2,631
If you`re such a chicken(Heh,heh) that you run from something that weighs 30 pounds, has hollow bones, and the brain about the size of a peanut- you deserve what ya gets.
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Male 15,832
I`d wring it`s damned neck, but then I`m not a big pussy.
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Male 7,775
This delivery rivalry has reached new levels
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Male 5,874
Freeze a frame of this and stick it on the front of a bottle of bourbon!
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Male 1,803
Link: Turkey UPS [Rate Link] - Next time, use DHL.
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