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Date: 01/05/14 12:50 PM

9 Responses to Turkey UPS

  1. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    January 5, 2014 at 5:36 am
    Link: Turkey UPS - Next time, use DHL.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    January 5, 2014 at 3:05 pm
    Freeze a frame of this and stick it on the front of a bottle of bourbon!
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    January 5, 2014 at 3:09 pm
    This delivery rivalry has reached new levels
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    January 5, 2014 at 3:35 pm
    I`d wring it`s damned neck, but then I`m not a big pussy.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2347 posts
    January 5, 2014 at 5:11 pm
    If you`re such a chicken(Heh,heh) that you run from something that weighs 30 pounds, has hollow bones, and the brain about the size of a peanut- you deserve what ya gets.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    January 5, 2014 at 5:54 pm
    "If you`re such a chicken(Heh,heh) that you run from something that weighs 30 pounds, has hollow bones, and the brain about the size of a peanut- you deserve what ya gets."

    You leave my girlfriend out of it.
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    Tupinambis Male 18-29
    568 posts
    January 5, 2014 at 11:51 pm
    That there is a man with no testicles.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    January 6, 2014 at 6:17 am
    Really? How do you not just boot the fu*ker once and be done with it?
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3909 posts
    January 6, 2014 at 8:23 pm
    The only wild turkey I like is 101 proof and comes in a bottle.

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