The Glasses Got You Busted [Pic]

Submitted by: ElectricEye 3 years ago in Misc

Moms are great detectives.
There are 15 comments:
Female 2,691
okay, like I totally want those glasses.
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Male 771
yeah glasses make you gay lol
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Male 5,626
"referrers to my junk as "Herman". I don`t get it, and she can`t explain it."
Herman is her man.
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Male 1,798
"Finally, has anyone here ever had (or been) a girlfriend who referred to your junk as your "pee-pee?""

No, but my wife, for some unknown reason, referrers to my junk as "Herman". I don`t get it, and she can`t explain it. Women...B-|
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Male 5,626
Eddie: "...And then, my friend Mark, who IS gay, came back to collect the sun glasses."
Don: "So... Did you shown Mark your pee-pee?"
Eddie: "No. I`m goin` with Ted, ya know? But, I think Mark offered to show Mr. Elton, who just paid him for the glasses and left looking uncomfortable..."
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Male 15,832
I`m going with it being from his mom for three reasons. First, why would a girlfriend find something left in his house? Did she just stop by to clean his house when he wasn`t there? Second, why would the note writer know who Elton John was and assume the note reader would not unless she was a generation older? Finally, has anyone here ever had (or been) a girlfriend who referred to your junk as your "pee-pee?"
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Female 36
I think Possum is right in that we shouldn`t assume it is a mother writing the note, but I think there is plenty of proof it is a parent or parental figure. The fact that they reference Elton John and tell him to look it up indicates they are likely older and using "pee pee" in lieu of penis shows that they are trying to mock him and make him feel childish and young, which many parents will do in order to maintain control over their child.

I also think that a suspicious girlfriend would be a lot less calm about the whole thing. If I found those glasses in my boyfriends room, a joking note would be the last thing on my mind. If there was a note, it would be a fake suicide note accompanying his body is all I am saying.

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Female 8,052
a woman may have been there- but she may well have remained clothed and just had a quick coffee... knickers in the bed are suspicious- as is an earring in the bed. Lipstick on the sheets might raise a query or two, as would scent on shirt or the sheets.. Adultery takes a bit of thought.
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Male 7,774
Teeheeheehee pee-pee
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Female 3,696
I think possum is right
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Male 1,122
Why is this assumed to be written by a mom? This is the kinda crap a paranoid girlfriend would pull. Glasses!! He`s cheating on me!
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Male 958
Say what she wants. She knows the glasses make him look good LOL

But honestly why play the gender card so quick?
Is she that desperate for answers?
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Male 7,123
Showed her your pee-pee? What?
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Male 15,832
Why would she assume he showed her his pee-pee? Is that what he does when he`s alone with her?
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Male 2,729
Link: The Glasses Got You Busted [Pic] [Rate Link] - Moms are great detectives.
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