Sugarless Gummy Bears [Pic+]

Submitted by: naravin 3 years ago Funny

""...a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I"ve ever imagined...""
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Male 1,106
These are the most awesome reviews ever written.
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Male 482
sugar alcohols...... It starts out with a little gurgle. Then, time seems to stand still and you feet seem to be made of lead while trying to make it to the bathroom before you poo all over yourself.

You have to eat sugar free candies in extreme moderation. It if you make it to the bathroom, you will live there for a while and it will ruin your day.
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Female 4,086
its the sorbitol, the artificial sweetener. i had the same experience when i bought a pound of sugar-free hard candies a few years ago. i started to chain-eat (think: chain-smoking) them at the office. when the cramps started i went home sick. and then spent hours upon hours upon hours voiding. OMG. no fun.
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Male 3,413
I volunteer my bowels for this kind of experiment.

Just send the gummy bears to me and we can debunk this.
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Female 4,447
I was reading these the other day. They`re so hilariously awful. Stay away from the gummy bears, people!!
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Male 7,031

When Amazon reviewers get one of these types of threads going, it`s fantastic. This one does not disappoint.
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Male 2,675
I`ve read Amazon reviews for hours ... for things I had no intention of buying anyway. They`re hilarious.
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Male 358
There`s a guy on Funny Junk that just got his in yesterday and is going to begin to eat them tomorrow morning.
His video should be up monday.
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Female 4,349
it`s the artificial sweetner, it gives you the green apple squirts. And cancer.
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Female 655
Link: Sugarless Gummy Bears [Pic+] [Rate Link] - ``...a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I`ve ever imagined...``
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