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Date: 01/18/14 01:42 PM

10 Responses to Sugarless Gummy Bears [Pic+]

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    naravin Female 18-29
    656 posts
    January 18, 2014 at 1:42 pm
    Link: Sugarless Gummy Bears - ``...a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I`ve ever imagined...``
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    January 18, 2014 at 3:37 pm
    it`s the artificial sweetner, it gives you the green apple squirts. And cancer.
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    monsterzero Male 40-49
    356 posts
    January 18, 2014 at 3:38 pm
    There`s a guy on Funny Junk that just got his in yesterday and is going to begin to eat them tomorrow morning.
    His video should be up monday.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    January 18, 2014 at 3:42 pm
    I`ve read Amazon reviews for hours ... for things I had no intention of buying anyway. They`re hilarious.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    January 18, 2014 at 4:23 pm

    When Amazon reviewers get one of these types of threads going, it`s fantastic. This one does not disappoint.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    January 18, 2014 at 6:26 pm
    I was reading these the other day. They`re so hilariously awful. Stay away from the gummy bears, people!!
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3289 posts
    January 18, 2014 at 8:06 pm
    I volunteer my bowels for this kind of experiment.

    Just send the gummy bears to me and we can debunk this.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3883 posts
    January 18, 2014 at 11:34 pm
    its the sorbitol, the artificial sweetener. i had the same experience when i bought a pound of sugar-free hard candies a few years ago. i started to chain-eat (think: chain-smoking) them at the office. when the cramps started i went home sick. and then spent hours upon hours upon hours voiding. OMG. no fun.
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    bophus Male 30-39
    474 posts
    January 19, 2014 at 7:19 pm
    sugar alcohols...... It starts out with a little gurgle. Then, time seems to stand still and you feet seem to be made of lead while trying to make it to the bathroom before you poo all over yourself.

    You have to eat sugar free candies in extreme moderation. It if you make it to the bathroom, you will live there for a while and it will ruin your day.
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    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    January 20, 2014 at 10:30 am
    These are the most awesome reviews ever written.

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