Stay Humble [Pic]

Submitted by: iansquall 3 years ago in Misc

These are some grave implications
There are 22 comments:
Female 543
I couldn`t give a poo about what happens to my dead body. Honestly, if there was a way to donate it to necrophiliacs, I would. That would be pretty awesome, that even my dead body would be getting some action. But realistically I`m an organ donor and I want to donate my corpse to science. Yay science!
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Female 4,447
@CodeJockey and @Gerry

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Male 434
My wife and I had a similar conversation Gerry. I don`t want a grave either. Good thought about letting the city claim me. It`s a small town though so I will likely be identified and returned. The collar I wear practically guarantees it.
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Female 7,866
If they can`t feed my corpse to Tigers ( how cool would that be..) then they chuck me in a hole- put a nice eating apple on top... bingo- eternal life. For bits of me..
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Male 11
Not realy....
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Female 4,359
well played
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Male 5,094
The graves remain the same size, the tombstones however...
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Female 2,691
Okay. I said S H I T ! Damnit!
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Female 2,691
Oh Ger, I told my old man to bury me in the back yard. He has a shovel. After all, my mom is in a shoebox of sorts, in Daddy`s closet. I mean, buy me chocolates and pretty shoes while I am alive. Once I am dead, I won`t give a poo.
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Male 1,558
How pretentious assuming burning isn`t good enough !!
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Male 38,483

Jockey made me laugh. I didn`t quite spit my beer out, but close.
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Male 5,617
"...Use it to take a really great vacation to help you get over the loss....take a hot rent-a-boy with you!"
The feels. I can`t type...
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Male 38,483

I won`t have a grave. Waste of money. I`ve told my husband not to bother claiming my body and the city will dispose of it. Don`t waste insurance money on a grave, I said. "Use it to take a really great vacation to help you get over the loss....take a hot rent-a-boy with you!"
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Male 14,834
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
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Male 5,617
*Quietly points out the size of Andre the Giant then, points out Gene Roddenberry had a space burial...*
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Male 11,740
Totally not true, and mine will be the biggest of all. Because I`m getting cremated. So the world will be my tomb.
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Male 38,483

rob, taj mahal is a mausoleum. A testimony to a great love. Google it
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Male 3,440
turns out i have no idea what the taj mahal is.
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Male 38,483

Are you sure about that?


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Female 4,447
Don`t forget this:

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Female 50
true dat
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Female 601
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