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Date: 01/01/14 05:21 PM

21 Responses to Remind Me Never To Invite Helen [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of ElectricEye
    ElectricEye Male 40-49
    2723 posts
    January 1, 2014 at 4:25 pm
    Link: Remind Me Never To Invite Helen - In her defense, it really isn`t a party until someone gets stabbed.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    January 1, 2014 at 5:24 pm
    Geez mom, not again.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36195 posts
    January 1, 2014 at 5:26 pm

    No beer!? No jury in Texas would convict her!
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    January 1, 2014 at 6:20 pm
    She sent her husband out on a beer run late on Xmas Eve and he came home empty handed because all the stores had already closed so she stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    January 1, 2014 at 6:47 pm
    Oh dear god....I don`t understand why people can`t figure out to buy extra beer on the 23rd...seriously, amateurs!
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    pazerlenis Male 40-49
    1380 posts
    January 1, 2014 at 7:21 pm
    Is the ceramic squirrel okay?!?!?
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 1, 2014 at 8:00 pm
    I`m glad Pazerlenis has his priorities straight.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36195 posts
    January 1, 2014 at 8:10 pm

    Wherever there is evil afoot you will find a squirrel of some sort.
    Just sayin`
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2210 posts
    January 1, 2014 at 9:07 pm
    I always knew Squirrels were dangerous.
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    pianok Male 50-59
    320 posts
    January 1, 2014 at 9:29 pm
    I agree with Swaywithme what has happened to BE PREPARED?!?!?!?!
  11. Profile photo of monsterzero
    monsterzero Male 40-49
    353 posts
    January 1, 2014 at 9:47 pm
    30 Helens agree...
    "It`s O.K. to stab someone with a ceramic squirrel because there is a lack of beer."
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 1, 2014 at 11:45 pm

    @ Gerry: *Muah-hah-ha-ha!"

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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    January 2, 2014 at 3:49 am
    What is wrong with the following sentence?
    `She sent her husband out on a beer run`.
  14. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    January 2, 2014 at 4:22 am
    Nice one monsterzero!!
    and nice pic, Gerry!
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2764 posts
    January 2, 2014 at 6:07 am
    God damnit, Helen.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2764 posts
    January 2, 2014 at 6:09 am
    At the end of the report it said "The condition of the squirrel wasn`t reported."
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    January 2, 2014 at 7:50 am
    This is why we can`t have nice things, Helen!
  18. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 2, 2014 at 8:44 am
    @ HalfPintRoo: Sank chew! =^.^=
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    January 2, 2014 at 9:46 am
    It`s all fun until someone gets stabbed with a squirrel...

    @Nickel2 - nothing wrong with that sentence, eh?
  20. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 2, 2014 at 5:52 pm
    The alleged assailant`s weapon:

  21. Profile photo of TheZigRat
    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2210 posts
    January 2, 2014 at 7:51 pm
    Maybe sh had to use a squirrel, She didn`t have a loaded badger handy

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