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Date: 01/28/14 02:46 PM

24 Responses to Meet The Dolly Parton Of Metal

  1. Profile photo of Jake_Justus
    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 2:39 pm
    Link: Meet The Dolly Parton Of Metal - Sabrina Sabrok and her ... ah, band ... welcome you to the human race.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 2:59 pm
    It`s not horrible, as long as you don`t actually watch the video. The music isn`t anything innovative, very recycled riffs, but it`s listenable. She moves like an animatronic Real Doll, though, and I highly doubt those vocals are all her. Lots of post production going on in that department.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 3:02 pm
    a lot of synth- or processing or whatever ya call it on her vocals, and she can`t seem to keep the beat.
    So she`s just an eye candy novelty.
  4. Profile photo of Apexs
    Apexs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 3:22 pm
    is that fraken Octomom - good god she is mugly
  5. Profile photo of Thonious
    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 3:23 pm
    That`s an insult to Dolly Parton. Regardless of whether or not you listen to her music, you have to admit that Dolly has talent and charisma this woman can only dream of.
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    durdikkimeng Male 50-59
    748 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 3:24 pm
    This is truly drating awful.
    Is it American?
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 3:30 pm

    durikkimeng, she`s a TV host and "adult" model from Argentina.

    I doubt serious Metal fans are getting very excited over this. It`s basically a live-action cartoon.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 3:39 pm
    If she didn`t have those tits, nobody would even talk to her.
  9. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 3:50 pm
    They`re human?!?
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36654 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 3:56 pm

    Wasn`t she getting rammed in a Rammstein video?
  11. Profile photo of Jake_Justus
    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 4:35 pm

    This is what The Archies would be like if they pretended to be a Metal band.
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    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 5:56 pm
    She is ugly, and they suck.
    If you want to see a real talented metal chick look up The Pretty Reckless, Make me want to Die. Taylor Momsen is awesome.
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    smaus Male 30-39
    715 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 6:43 pm
    metal chick
  14. Profile photo of Zeegrr60
    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 7:19 pm
    Dolly Parton has musical talent.
  15. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 7:46 pm
    Beats Bieber.
  16. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 7:51 pm
    Eh, sumas NOPE!
  17. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 7:59 pm
    Real women of metal that just sums it up...
  18. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 7:59 pm
    "metal"
  19. Profile photo of Sleepyhallow
    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    January 28, 2014 at 10:29 pm
    All of her talent must be hidden under her lingerie.
  20. Profile photo of Frishy
    Frishy Male 30-39
    46 posts
    January 29, 2014 at 4:21 am
    Her band needs a better singer.
  21. Profile photo of furrything
    furrything Male 50-59
    1340 posts
    January 29, 2014 at 7:45 am
    I saw the tats, and that was enough for me....yeuk!
  22. Profile photo of DromEd
    DromEd Male 40-49
    1925 posts
    January 29, 2014 at 8:13 am
    Was that English?

    I needed a good laugh this morning. Thank you JJ.
  23. Profile photo of Stormith
    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    January 29, 2014 at 9:53 am
    They probably formed this band just as a platform for her to publicly display her fake balloon tits. Like, she`s too freaky to do modeling, must be too prude to be a porn star, and obviously has no real singing ability. So she just learned some basic growling techniques(but it kinda sounds like she`s not doing them right) so she could just stand around showing off her boobs and fake lips. Disgusting.
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    monkerz Male 30-39
    196 posts
    January 29, 2014 at 11:57 am
    Hate this kind of "music" but sure love them tig ol` bitties!

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