If Google Was A Man

Submitted by: iansquall 3 years ago Tech

Everything you ask Google sounds a lot stupider when you actually ask Google.
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Male 15,832
If Google were a man, I`d beat the crap out of him.

I want to search for "(NEMS)"

Okay, NEMS it is.

No, I want it in parentheses. It`s an acronym, and I`m trying to find the definition.

Sorry, no "(NEMS)," just "NEMS" or "nems" or any other word containing "nems."

Why not?

Because I`m smarter than you, and I know what you want better than you do.

Can you at least find it as a whole word in caps instead of giving me "eminems" and "nemsdorf?"

No. Why don`t you just use AcronymFinder?

Because they have 14 definitions for NEMS and I need to find it in context. Can`t you just give what I want?

I told you. I know better than you what you want.

Okay, fine, I`ll take your crap and go through it using my browser`s case-sensitive page search. Maybe "(NEMS)" will turn up in the first 20 pages of results.
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Male 6,227
Good post!
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Female 4,447
lol Poor Google.
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Female 601
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