I Too Like To Live Dangerously [Pic]

Submitted by: The_Frogg 3 years ago in

Second lunch FTW.
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Female 2,691
the only restaurants worthy of patronage are the ones that serve breakfast lunch and dinner at all hours. like, if I want pancakes at ten p.m., I get pancakes! If I want the crappy frozen steak at six a.m., with the potato salad and fries, I get it.
oh yeah, and get the milkshake machine running. I know it is not difficult. I used to do it, back in the stone age.
I used to work at a resto that prided itself on its crappy fried chicken. We closed at two a.m.
So did the strip joint across the street. The half-wits that ran our joint, shut down and cleaned the fryers at sometime after one a.m.

Guess what the "last call" folks from across the street wanted, when they came boiling in at one a.m. something?
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Female 2,691
no idea wtf. Fred Stoller. Thrill Seeker. That was what was supposed to come up. Never mind. What`s coming up now is that crappy chili I had tonight. Never again will I eat at a place called "Happy Jose`s"--particularly since their slogan is: If the sun isn`t coming up, it must be Happy Jose`s!

But hey. I might go back. They gave me free chips and salsa, and a little low-rider Hot Wheel. (Which got pulled over by a Matchbox Imigra van.
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Female 2,691
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Male 292
Ish just thoo liberating !
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Female 1,803
I`ve actually run into this situation at airports. The few restaurants they have stop serving breakfast at 9 or 10 so if you want to eat something before a three hour flight you have to have really early lunch.
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Female 9,478
This is one of my favorite Onion Posts.
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Male 892
There`s even a video

That little onion at the end of the "article" gives it away every time.
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Male 5,874
The spirit of the old country is starting break through:
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Male 5,081
So brave!
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Male 38,510

Score 1 for lack of effort
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Male 38,510

Really IAB?
THIS? is what you offer us?
You didn`t even bother to shop The Onion log out of it?
I`m a loyal IABer.....but come on!
Work a little bit!
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Male 11,740
Not only is this fake, it`s annoying. We can`t say f u c k or god damn here without changing it up, but f u c k can be in a post twenty times with no problems. F u c k you.
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Male 4,893


A true hero.
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Male 619
Link: I Too Like To Live Dangerously [Pic] [Rate Link] - Second lunch FTW.
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