How To Open A Bottle Of Wine Without A Corkscrew

Submitted by: bacon_pie 3 years ago in Misc

I was gonna give this a try, but I couldn"t get the box o" wine in my shoe.
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Male 514
how many people slam the wine way too hard and smash it?
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Female 2,691
immediately goes to the bat cave wine cellar, to try this out.
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Male 5,874
SERVER ERROR time again. Fix it or sack someone. Or go down the pub and discuss the problem with the IT guy. Or ignore it until the advertising revenue drops off.

Of the wines that I drink, this would lead to a glass of unsightly sludge.
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Male 6,227
When romancing a fluffy doe in my den, there`s only one way to open the bottle of champagne: le sabrage. Works every time, and I don`t mean opening the bottle. Those little squirrel panties just *fly* off.
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Male 3,147
A friend of mine used to do something similar but wrapping the end of the bottle in a towel rather than a shoe.
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Male 7,775
Seriously?
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Male 2,675
I`m doing a jawdrop and a skeptical face at the same time.
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Female 2,927
i call shenanigans.
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Male 7,031

Never knew that one. Guess it`s for those hoity-toity wine drinkers who can afford to wear shoes ...

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Male 3,061
Link: How To Open A Bottle Of Wine Without A Corkscrew [Rate Link] - I was gonna give this a try, but I couldn`t get the box o` wine in my shoe.
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